Today’s guest poster will be me. Bitter Ben is a blogger…blah blah…Clearly, I either have delegation issues, or someone didn’t offer to do the Friday Giftures, both of which make me bitter. What you should know is that I have just been through a torturous week of eating tons of free food, getting sick from eating the free food, getting sick from the constant motion of the cruise ship, getting sick from all the Disney Characters annoying me and I’m sure the bed was hurting my back. Here’s some of the lessons I’ve learned out here on the high seas…
Out here on the high seas...
We’re learning…
We are learning that…
We’re learning that no matter what you do…
We’re learning that…
We are learning to not be too good at anything…
We are learning that you might be able to walk on water…
We’re learning that some fights…
We are learning that some fish..
We are learning that…
We learned that…
And the biggest lesson of all…
Well, enjoy your time on land doing work and all that. I’m out here suffering on some sandy beach, having people bring me stuff while I don’t do stuff. It’s a hard job that I always seem to get stuck with. Consider yourself lucky because you are probably indoors safe from all this heat. UGgghhh.
ARRRRGGGGHHHH
Bitter Out to Sea Ben
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The diver with superpowers is cool but the one with the elephants makes me nervous.
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I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t want to be the guy with the elephants. But it looks like he knows about it, so it’s his own fault.
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Sounds bittersweet 😀
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Mostly just really bitter.
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I can’t stop laughing at the texting gif!! I plan to do that when I’m old and bitter.
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The sad thing is I would probably be the bitter old man in the gif.
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Ooo. That first GIF is from the Memphis Zoo 🙂
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I guess Memphis has things to be bitter about too then huh?
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Always.
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Just got back from vacation…went to the mountains. I was pretty happy till I read your blog. Now realize we could have gone to the beach. Boy am I bitter!
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I just got back and I’ve got all kinds of bitterness to share. It will be so much it will make people sick…of listening to me.
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Thanks for the laughs! Loved it.
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Well, the giftures kind of write themselves. I mean if a picture is worth a thousand words, how much do you think a gifture is?
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Ben, I just wanted to say thank you for your page and your contribution to our world. Your stories ALWAYS amuse me and you have done such an excellent job of finding a niche. I’m feeling somewhat bitter today, so it was appropriate that your story come up! Have the bitterest of weekends my friend!
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I’m glad to see that they are causing bitterness. It’s great that it is spreading to other parts of the world.
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Was it challenging to stay bitter in Disney?
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Not at all. I always have such an easy time being bitter at Disneyland. A couple of years ago we went to all the Disney’s and I wrote a post a day about all the bitterness they each caused me.
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I was really hoping to miss the griftures this week but I think you decided to step in for this one just to torture me. I really should have offered to do this one for you and then left out the griftures just for spite and been all like ‘ooops!!’. I hope you get seasick watching your griftures on your cruise. And, oh yeah, thanks for reminding me to check you out on your blog cause otherwise I would have forgotten completely.
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I know how bitter they make you, so I make sure to continue to do them, no matter how much work they cause me. And yeah, I got seasick, but it was mostly from seeing Mickey Mouse everywhere.
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