Murphy’s law is the only law I follow all the time. For instance, I’m always on time or early to everything, which for the most part is a meaningless skill. But the one time I need to be early, something will always happen to me that causes lateness. A flat tire, run out of gas, shirts on backwards, I forget to shave. Another thing that always happens to me? The weather mostly sucks around here. But whenever I go on vacation somewhere where the weather is always better? The most perfect weather of the year happens here. It’s not longer just coincidence. Bitter weather follows me. When I need to succeed at something finally? I fail hard and fall down on my face. As Smith from the Matrixes always says, “It’s inevitable, Mr. Gardner.” Just like it’s inevitable that you are getting gifs on a Friday.
Some days…
But most days…
Then you take your morning energy drink of choice…
So then you go to eat something…
Then someone asks you to do something...
And you’re like sure, then they walk away…
You end up having to do it…
And the task just seems overwhelming…
But then it’s lunch time…
But you manage to push through…
Then the person who assigned you the task…
And the next time you see them you’re like…
A bitter weekend to all. May the bitterness always be with you.
ARRRGGGHHH
Bitter Freakin Weekend Ben
Thank you Ben for the perfect bitter Friday! ;o)
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Yeah, it was definitely bitter. I had to work so I could get ready for my vacation. It was the worst.
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Don’t employers know what that does to employees? It’s so inhuman.
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Working at a job? Are they crazy?
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I know! Outrageous. 😀
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I try to avoid work at all costs.
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LOOOOLZZZZ; that last gif: MEEEEEEEEE!
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Revenge is my favorite when someone gets the best of me. They don’t call me Revengerman for nothing.
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I can get down with all of this EXCEPT the not being hungry part–I thought we agreed on our love of food?!?! And ALWAYS wanting to eat?! DON’T LET ME DOWN, BEN.
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Clearly it was the garbage healthy food that sloth was trying to eat. I’m not hungry for carrots or celery or onions. Just Pizza and Cheetos. BTW, I’ll miss these important chats we have in the next week and a half.
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PHEW. Ok we are still on the same page. In the same boat. But not rowing because that’s like exercise. We’re just eating while somebody else rows. And I will miss these chats too–come back ready to do a lot of catching up! But have an AMAZING time!! Can’t wait to hear all about it 🙂
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Clearly we will not be rowing as that is what our servants are for. The food on the cruise was pretty good (even better cause it was free), but nothing could compare to the 4 pink sprinkled Homer Simpson donuts we got at Universal Studios(you can see a pic on my Instagram). I probably should have saved one for you. Do you have those at your Universal? If so, get there immediately and get one(and maybe save another one for me.)
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Lol!! Holy cow! That sounds amazing!! Idk if we have those, but my new mission is to find out! And duh I will save one for you 😉 (but in a way I’m glad you didn’t save one for me, because my hips aren’t currently in need of any more donuts)
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Believe me, I wish those donuts went straight to my hips. It’s my gut that doesn’t need anymore.
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The girl breaking the glass is scary, your gif choices always leave me with a headache.
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Yeah, I guess I do always seem to do ones that give you headaches. Perhaps I should post a warning before each one that might induce headaches.
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Some relatives of ours have a dog like the one needing help. Those dogs always look like they need help no matter what the scenario. Very entertaining gifs. Thanks for making our day!
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That dog would be great to have in your cubicle. Whenever someone came by you to give you work, you could just have that guy staring up at them and they just couldn’t resist not giving you work.
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Thank you…you just might be on to something good here!
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I’m always onto something bitter. Rarely ever something good.
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That was so inspiring. Now all I need is a pool, someone to push into it, and ice cream for lunch. That will definitely set my weekend on fire. 🙂
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I wonder if that guy got fired….
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You are the Eyeore of life.
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Eyeore is the me of life.
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Eyeore is the you of Pooh. (Yes I know how that sounded.)
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I know how it sounds but it makes complete sense to me.
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That’s true!
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No way will there be rowing when we are in a boat. Except by the other suckers(I mean servants) that happen to be in our boat. Speaking of awesome eating, when we went to Universal, we got four of the Homer Simpson pink donuts (which are about four times the size of a regular donut, which you can see on my instagram) I almost eat all of them. I should have saved a few for you.
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And why are you writing to me??
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Because my keyboard keeps slipping and responding to this comment automatically.
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You should probably look into that!
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I’ll get a new keyboard that only writes people without memory loss.
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didn’t work.
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I was trying really hard if that counts for anything.
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It doesn’t.
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I figured with your super high standards of expecting people to do more than nap all day.
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Don’t worry, they don’t apply to you!
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Thankfully so, because I’m getting a little tire……………………………………………….d
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Typical!
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Hope you are early for your next scheduled flight or else ……….
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Or else you will buy me a pizza?
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Ah, how I missed these!
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And I missed having you around! Welcome back!
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