The weather in Seattle is getting warmer, which means people are taking advantage of being outside like they should, because in another day or two, it could be another one of those days. The ones that happen ALL the time in Seattle. 50-60, cloudy, a little windy, perhaps a little wet and discombobulating enough that it could be any day of any month of any year in Seattle. A Monday in January, or a Friday in June. So what do you think I did? Go on a hike with the wife and kids? Go outside and do some gardening? Jump on the trampoline? Of course not. I laid down for a long nap. The kind that wastes away a perfectly gorgeous day that everyone else takes advantage of. Sun’s out, Gun’s out right? Well, I used one of my Sun’s Dart Gun’s to change the channel after I woke from my long summer’s nap.
Here are some other things I couldadid but I didn’t yesterday.
I could have gone out and got..
Or gone outside…
Maybe taken…
Or maybe run off…
Maybe do some pole vaulting…
I could have gone to the zoo…
I could have gone out and did some skateboarding..
Or some skateboarding…
I could’ve learned how to fly…
Or I could’ve learned how to…
Or let things just fall off…
Or I could’ve learned a faster way…
But I would never actually do any of those things, cause duh. Sun’s out, I’m out, for the weekend.
ARRRRGGGHHHHH
Bitter Sunny no Funny Bennie
The pole vaulting one looks like it could really hurt. It is much safer to stay in bed.
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That is always my philosophy. Beds keep us much safer.
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I[m with you, Ben. Bitter days ahead. Have a bitter weekend. By the way: you have the best bitter video clips. Lucy
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I thought about starting my own gif company, but the filming and the actors got a little too expensive.
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Oh man, I might have done the same. But I would have read. Thanks, this made me laugh.
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Sorry, it was supposed to make you bitter.
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There you go again…
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Always making people bitter yeahhhh..
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Kid’s tantrum is the best
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As long as it isn’t your own kid.
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No time is the wrong time for nap time.
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You are so totally right. No time is ever wrong for a …..ZZZZZZZZZ.
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Suns out, guns out is a hilarious, accurate statement. The first two days in a row of above 60 degrees here where I am, you can find people in spaghetti strap tank tops and shorts everywhere you look. Although here in California, it’s like ‘come on man, it’s not that warm, we’re not there yet, reel it in a bit.’ Although I just thought, maybe it’s because soon enough here, we will be melting in 100+ heat and all inside with the A/C on, so no one can see the guns out, so gotta get out there at the first opportunity!
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No matter what time of year, there will always be people dressing inappropriately. Like me during the winter wearing shorts. People are just dumb, like me.
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The men in my family don’t wear long pants either, just shorts. 37 degrees out in the morning before school….shorts on. Oh well!
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Who needs to be bogged down by pants? So cumbersome.
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First of all… is the caped crusader still with us, I wonder? Second, I can’t help but wonder if the skateboarder was skinned alive? And if he did survive, I sure hope there wasn’t a car coming in the other lane, or that would have been one hell of a head-on collision!
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Let’s just say that Batman needed to get some “Gore”tex gloves after this battle. I think he’s okay, but it might be a while before he back up to real speed.
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LOL
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This is my life. Every time the sun is out, I never get anything done because I’m holed up inside the house. But anytime it’s raining I’m all motivated and crap. Sometimes, life is hard.
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Life is always hard. Either the snow ruins the winter or the sun ruins the summer, or the rain ruins most every day ever here.
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I agree that Florida should be cut out. Bad things happen there!
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And I have to go there soon in order to go to a cruise, so if I can save a little time, that would be even better.
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Haha excellent gifs! It was blazing hot down here in Salem, OR. We almost hit 90!
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It was only 75-80 here so we weren’t blazing here.
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My guess is your guns are kind of deflated anyway.
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Yeah people like to laugh at me when I show them my guns.
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Did someone say nap? Nap always wins at my house!
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I wish they were as common here.
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