As you all know, this week sucked bananas(this phrase courtesy of Lil Rants over at her blog Lil Rants). Why you ask? Must you even ask? I didn’t have pizza every single day, the naps were far too sparse, and my back(along with every other part of me) was a little sick and tired of working every single day. Just so you know, I’m not coming in to work on Monday, so a “suck it” to all those people at my work that are working. Oh, it Memorial Day on Monday? So my senior ditch day is all for nothing? My bitter luck that the one day I decided to ditch and everyone else gets it off already. Now I want to break stuff! Like HULK SMASH stuff. I guess that gives me one more day to seethe about it. Speaking of breaks, let’s take a look at people break or get broken:
Let’s start off with…
…the only way to have breakfast. A Ron Swanson breakfast.
Then let’s go for a nice early morning…
…swim with some early morning broken bones.
Next we will go to the gym and perform…
…the wrecking ball.
Next…
…let’s punch the clock unsuccessfully for the day.
Then let’s make a mid-morning pick me up…
…and then need to get picked up.
Then let’s see if we can win…
…a stairing contest.
Next, let’s see if we can…
…ramp up production at work a little.
The let’s see if we can have a meeting…
…with the pavement.
Time for lunch…
…can’t get out of here fast enough.
Finally fed…
…thinking we are ready to do some heavy afternoon lifting, but crash way too early.
Try to hit it hard one more time…
…but it just hits right back.
The finally decide to give up and have another stairing contest…
…taken to another level.
So that’s it bitter people. Now that work is done for the day, go be bitter about all the things you wanted to do this weekend, but aren’t because you forgot to plan something and now you are going to totally waste all that time thinking of something to do instead of napping like you should have. So what are your bitter plans for the not working period for the next for days?
ARRRRGGGHHH
Bitter Breakon Ben
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That was painful to watch. Thanks for sharing.
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I’m always glad to share things that are painful to watch. Causes bitterness.
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Weekend plans? I worked a 14 hour shift today. So not bitter about that…
That Gifture of the guy in the liquor store made it all better. I don’t know why that one tickled my funny bone so much but I was crying-laughing.
Off to watch it again. Happy bitter weekend!
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Why would anyone ever make anyone work a 14 hour shift. That just isn’t right! If all it takes is a gif to cheer you up, you need a little more bitterness in your life.
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My original schedule was Fri: 12 p.m.-1 a.m., followed by Sat: 8 a.m.- 1 a.m. This is a part-time job for me, and I let them know the hours they were requiring were crazy. Restaurant/ catering professionals work crazy hours. Most people aren’t aware.
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That is a bitterly terrible schedule. Why would anyone ever subject themselves to that just so they could have food on the table? Ugggh.
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My parents are visiting, so my plans are to survive.
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Now that is always an interesting prospect. You love the whole “we’ll pay for you to go to the fancier restaurants part” but the whole quizzing about your life part isn’t my favorite.
Have you been on any dates lately? No, mom still happily married so don’t really do that with anyone else.
How’s your job? Still not a world renown author or international spy yet. But still working on them.
Are you still eating right? Yep, eating as much pizza as possible, so yes. 4 food groups.
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Hahahah SO TRUE!!
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It must have been so fun to have them. I should probably read all about it in your post though.
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Plans to not get injured like those losers. Also plans to build an ark for the record-setting rain that is more common in your neck of the woods than mine.
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I usually do make plans to get injured, cause I enjoy a good holiday injury.
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My bitter plans are to put more of my stuff into a storage unit 😦 Yay?
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The best thing about bitter plans is that they could always change. You know, Wild Savannah might pay a visit.
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She sure did 🙂
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Well, good. It’s nice of you to let her come and play every once in a while.
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I’m bitter that I didn’t think of doing Friday Giftures first, but the world is better place for it though, as it is in capable hands Ben. Man oh man, those staring contest are to die for, and both nearly did!
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Well, you can always do a guest post for me as I will be out two Fridays from now.
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Well after my visit here, my plan now is to take an 800 mg. ibuprofen!
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Pretty much every day I’m doing that.
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My bitter plans include making a trip that we were NOT going to make b/c of excessive travel requirements in the next few weeks, but decided to make b/c family was flying in “especially to see us,” but we will now only see them for 1 hour on Monday. How’s that? I hope your Monday off is spent with family who actually have time for you.
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My holiday plans usually go like this. I plan on doing nothing and sitting on the couch, then something comes up that requires moving off the couch, and I end up doing that thing instead of being lazy all day.
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Pretty sure I have to go in on my Monday. Oh, will the bitterness never end??
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HAHAHAHA! What the heck do you do that you have to work on a Memorial Day?
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I work for an electrician. Usually I just sit in the office and blog anyway, but if he has guys out in the field finishing up a project, he’ll probably want me in the office.
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Well tell him not to have any bad electrical problems on Monday. I guess you will have to blog that you are working on Monday. So you don’t want to guest post for me while I’m gone?
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I agree, this week sucked! HULK SMASH would make it better.
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Yes, this week need a Hulk Smash to the face.
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