There is so much bitterness hiding deep within me (my brain mostly), that my brain is running out of storage space. I’m not sure how many gigs mine holds in comparison to other people, but I’m sure it is way less. Because of this, I might need to see about getting a brain upgrade soon, just to house all the bitterness. Unfortunately, I can’t afford an upgrade. So just like when you run out of space on your computer, you start putting stuff on a thumb drive or the cloud. Me, I put them on my blog cloud. The benefits, I make more space for additional bitterness. And I get to annoy more people.
So welcome to my brain garbage heap.
1. I finally saw the Avengers this weekend and I have to say, they did okay with the bitterness, but then they had to end on something good happening. It was so close to be a classic.
2. We attended a church party where the food was supposed to be Mexican. Unfortunately, there was no cheese, sour cream, tomatoes, avocado, or meat. They even had corn tortillas instead of flour tortillas to complete the bitterness.
3. We have Kale chips in our house. Trust me, those will never touch these lips, but they are in the vicinity and that is making me a little queasy.
4. There was occasional sun out this weekend. That made for a possibility that the kids might want to leave the house. Thank goodness my can’t even attitude made them want to not even.
5. I thought about work once this weekend. It was overcome, but just the virus infected a full 3 seconds of my precious lazy time.
6. My phone made got close to 15% power and no charger within 5 minutes, so there was some drama about if I would be left without my favorite time-wasting, people-avoiding device.
7. I only got to take 4 naps and one of them was less than two hours, so I’m beat.
8. I realized Thanksgiving is six months away and the suspense is killing me. Will I get tryptophan by noon or not?
9. I would be really bitter about all the traffic and construction going on out there if I actually went outside. But I’m still bitter about it.
10. My voice really hurts from those two full, run on sentences, and those times I used the ellipses. My bad grammar had a good time torturing my voice.
A few bitter blog note you need to know about. You have a few more weeks to be brave and offer to guest post for me while I take a bittercation in June (a reunion with some weirdos I grew up with and their families), so everyone form a chaosed que.
ARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHH
Bitter Garbage Dump Ben
Someone needs to put on a hazmat suit and remove those kale chips stat.
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Maybe we should make Mindy bake them so they taste like Cheetos. Either that or I will go in and remove them with my pizza suit.
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Both great ideas.
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I’m full of great ideas. Just not full of executing them.
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Me too!!
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The world doesn’t deserve all our genius.
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It absolutely does not.
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They might not deserve us, but they really should start paying us for it.
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Amen!
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Re: Item No 2. What is considered Mexican food in your neck of the woods? Lettuce?
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We actually like a little meat on ours, but for some reason the food organizers didn’t like that idea.
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“Thank goodness my can’t even attitude made them want to not even.” Hahaha 😀
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That’s pretty much how I’m feeling this morning too.
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Yeah the “can’t even” line is everything.
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It describes pretty much my whole life that doesn’t involve eating or laying on the couch.
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Me too. Me too.
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For your voice, have you tried using dashes instead of ellipses? They’re a little speedier, but that does mean you get to finish whatever you were saying earlier.
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I have tried the > and { and even the \, but none of them seem to work.
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Ha! You might appreciate the 50shades of gray crap movie, then. I rolled my eyes the whole time but it ended on quite a bitter note and though I’m not usually bitter when it comes to most of life.. I am when it comes to “romance” movies/books/stories. So when reality is shown and it ends confusing and nothing like a fairytale, I am pleasantly happy about it. Like the growing smile on the grinch😏.
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I would probably find much to be bitter about if I ever saw it. Because I’ve heard so many good things about it….
I do love the bitter smile that Grinch does. Reminds me of when I hatch a plan for revenge.
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Estoy de acuerdo on the kale chips, amigo. Just ewww
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Agreed. At least I think that what you are saying in Spanish is that kale chips suck.
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If watched Grey’s Anatomy, you could also be bitter about Dr. Derek Shepherd dying. WTF? I hate it when the best characters die.
Of course, you may be happy about that, because the overall bitterness in the show has increased. Maybe that’s bittersweet for you.
Cheers, my bitter friend!
Julie
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I can be bitter about Grey’s Anatomy because it’s in Seattle and all those disasters they cause mess up traffic here. Derek dying didn’t help much either.
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You’re in Seattle? I’ll be there next month! Can you recommend a restaurant that is less bitter than the others? 🙂
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I’m not much of a foodie unfortunately, but I’ve heard that the best of the best is El Gaucho, but I heard they El Gougo you in the el pocketbooko.
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Less than a two hour nap?? How did you survive?!
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Clearly I didn’t get the rest that I needed because this morning I’m all kinds of messed up.
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Same. I guess it’s definitely a Monday!
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And now it is Tuesday and I’m still recovering from having only 6 good naps from the weekend.
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I did yard work all weekend and would have loved just one nap. Just. One.
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I guess you got too used to doing stuff on the weekends in New Orleans. Perhaps you need to take a class in laziness, which I mastered and have Cheuy sp? do your yard work.
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Chuy pulls up weeds as chews them haha. We had better tools in Louisiana!! I need that class in laziness!
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Sounds like he is meant for the job! I have a doctorate degree is laziness, so you can call me Dr. Bitter, or lazy or whatever. Just make sure you show up late for class or you aren’t doing it right.
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That’s awesome! Okay! I’ll show up… sometime.
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It will be a pretty laid back class. In fact, there will be very little teaching. I will be napping through most of it and will barely even manage to stand up to teach.
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This sounds oddly like “Bad Teacher”…
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Except she actually got her act together at the end, and I will never.
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I like that kind of commitment.
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You can never say I didn’t even commit to something in my life.
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Hahaha
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flour tortillas are the best.
http://www.TheDrabble.wordpress.com
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They are. What I like even more are things that can go on them. Unfortunately the hosts of the dinner didn’t think so.
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So a better weekend then most?
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Better weekend than most of mine yeah.
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I’m so glad!
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I can sense it in your enthusiasm.
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