Ever have one of those weeks where there has been so many things going on that your head is going to explode? I had to go to work ALL 5 days, I had to get off the couch at home like 3 times, and one time I actually had to leave the house. I had to leave the house so I could eat a hamburger at Red Robin, for my birthday. Can you believe it? Ughhh…This is what I call overkill. Even the amount of blog posts I did this week were too many. All that typing. All of you having to read. So I decided to do another one just so you can experience overkill just like me. You know who else had overkill this week? These guys:
Alright…
…pull up a table.
Grab a fork…
…and try some appetizers.
Try a little mac n cheese…
…the cheesiest.
Fall in love….
…with some tacos.
Enough food yet? How about some entertainment…
…let’s get fired up for some Karate!
Or some amazing…
…Cirque du Soleil.
Not enough? How about some…
…pyrotechnic fireworks?
Let’s speed things up…
…and do some Fast and Furious.
Or…
…some even faster and traineouser…
Or the even faster…
…Fastest and Spaceousest.
I don’t know about you…
…but I just wanna come home and learn some quantum physics just before falling restlessly awake for the rest of the night.
So who is with me? Who wants to overload themselves to the point of insanity? Who wants to be bothered constantly, consistently for 27 hours at day 367 days a week? Not enough? Well then join me for some…
…desert overkill.
ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH
Bitter Overkill Ben
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Quite a party huh?
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Dance!
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Nice. That is quite the dance party he is having.
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Already overloaded, thank you very much! Arrrrrggggh!
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That’s when I like to pile on people the most. Keeps their bitter senses up.
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Happy late birthday bitter Ben! I definitely start crunching the number of sleep hours I have left when I can’t fall asleep it’s awful! Sounds like you’re getting pretty busy…off the couch 3 times?!
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I don’t ever do the time crunching. Usually by the time I go to bed, I’m way tired and don’t need to work at it. I think if I went to bed at 9 or 10 I would be doing that all night.
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I think I may already be insane but… okay!
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If anyone is insane it’s me.
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Then I’ll have company. It would be awful to be alone.
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We’ll have a nice padded cell with all the other lunatics.
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They’ll love the company I just know it.
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And I won’t, because I can’t stand company. Especially my neighbors.
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Happy Belated Bitter Birthday, Ben. I hope you had dessert at Red Robin without anyone singing off-key to you.
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Unfortunately, I was too full for the desert and the singers were way off key.
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Oh man… I think you need some rest!
I can relate. The kids have been off all week…I’m at the brink of insanity too. Fortunately, they go back to school tomorrow *Does happy dance*
Oh! And that spider gif *Shudder* I think I might be up all night thinking about that!
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You guys have the same spring break week we have then, because my kids were off all week and so we became the neighborhood hang out spot. Our trampoline had like 7 kids on it, which I was hoping would break and they would all just go home. I’m surprised my wife didn’t have a mental breakdown.
Sorry about that spider gif. I know how you kind of like to have good dreams every once in a while.
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Haha! 7 kids on a trampoline?! I’m surprised it didn’t collapse! And your poor wife, I feel her pain… Spring break is a pain in the behind!
That’s okay… I only had a few spider-related nightmares! 😮
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Yeah, everyday I came home there was a new kind of cluster that I just couldn’t believe. I just closed my eyes and hoped they would all go away. I felt for her too. Our most annoying neighbor that my son is friends with came over four separate times in one day. He’ll be one annoying salesman when he grows up.
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If I fall asleep by 3 am I’ll still get 4 hours of sleep…
If they gave out Olympic medals for calculating how much sleep you will get while suffering from insomnia, I’d have the GOLD, baby!
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And what a ceremony it would be! I assume they would have beds for everyone on their podiums.
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I’ll have you know that I was just getting used to the prospect of Saturday griftures from you and went online every minute to see when they would appear. The fact that they did not show up until just recently on a Sunday has put me into such a state that I think I have to schedule an emergency session with my therapist. I’m sending the bill to you directly.
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I knew I would disappoint you, which is why even though I had it all ready to go on Saturday, I waited until Sunday. So how was your therapist? And how much can I help pay for that?
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My therapist recommended I stay away everything bitter and negative in my life. Not really sure what to make of that Ben. Think I will need another session to figure it all out. I’ll invoice you when it’s through.
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Wow, I guess you better stay away from people. It sounds like it is going to be looong session for you. I will totally give you a raise for working at BEN. In fact, multiply your rate X 100 and you will definitely not be able to afford your therapy on that salary. Have a bitter therapy!
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Well, thank you so much for your generous raise. It’s almost restoring my faith in humanity!
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It’s pretty ironic that I’m restoring your faith in humanity. I will be much better about not doing that.
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Yeah, come to think of it…it’s kind of more restoring my faith in bitterness.
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That’s what I’m talking about. Let’s bring this way back to the bitterness.
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Old school style!
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You know you want to rock it, like you used to Old School Style, before you got famous for your blog.
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So true. What was I thinking wanting to be a rock star when I could have just been spending my life making all this money blogging?
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I know. The blogging life is so much more wild.
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Hahaha! Well said!
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It was the party of a lifetime.
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Ahhh!
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What is that in reaction to?
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The gifs.
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My reaction to the gifs is ummm tacos.
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Aha!
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