This has been a weird week because not only have I had to do stuff at work, but also when I got home I’ve had to do stuff. You know those times I’m talking about. When you can’t go home and immediately change into you sweats and melt into the couch with the remote and a pizza? You know, when you kids have things and stuff? Yeah, it was a tricky week for me and one that gave me bitter headaches and crazy nightmares every night. How am I expected to do like two things every day? I know I don’t have multitask them, but two things? That is too much for me mentally. It’s like juggling two things in the air and that is just way too much. I just wonder how people do two things at the SAME TIME! It must be exhausting.
This guy not only candled his head…
This guy was trying to play…
Standing on a stage AND performing…
Tabling and staying upright…
There’s just so much pressure…
I’m so smart…
I get so frazzled…
Now throwing stuff at others…
This kid can do more things at his age…
Walking and…
If I can stand still enough…
And worst of all…
So that is my thing of the day. Don’t expect me to do anything else today. Except scarf some pizza.
ARRRGGGHHHH
Bitter Tricky Ben
Great post! I TRY to multitask, but I’m kicking and screaming the whole way!
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I don’t even attempt it anymore. Too much work.
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Hahaha that first gif!!! LOL
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I know..it’s almost like that dust or whatever made him disappear…like magic.
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*POOF* 😉
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I’m
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And I’m doing even more work to respond back. Typing is so hardd.
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Know how I know I’m not a multi-tasker? I read the word pizza and then tried to read the rest of your post. It pretty much read like Charlie Brown’s teacher but the womp-womps were replaced by pizza-pizza. Maybe I’m just hungry :).
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I guess that one backfired on me. I shouldn’t ever mention pizza on a Friday if I ever want people to read anything I write. Good thing nothing I wrote was worth anything after that anyways.
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Multitasking is hard, especially when they ask us to do two things at once—why it’s inhuman! And now you’ve added eating pizza to your talent of multitasking! Ben you’re just so gifted.
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I’m pretty gifted with pizza eating. Doing other things, not so good.
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Ugh… don’t you hate it when kids have needs and crap? So annoying. Glad you got through the day…
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Yeah, somehow I made it through the day. Ignoring kids really helped.
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You think bitter thoughts and type your blog at the same time, that makes you a multi-tasker!
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And see how terrible the blog posts turn out? Terrible!
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You need to head over to Fits of Wit and read her post on bacon wrapped pizza. Mmm…bacon wrapped pizza…
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Oh, I’ve definitely read that one. I heard about the bacon wrapped crust from a co-worker and have been dying to try it. Probably will die from trying it.
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Your first paragraph deserves some praise. I hate when I actually have to do things…I feel you man.
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Doing things is really hard. Especially on Fridays.
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Pizza and beer – there I can handle two things AT THE SAME TIME! Love the gif of the pool table! Have a bitter weekend Ben.
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Wow you are such a multi-tasker! You should be get an award for that!
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But I bet you can handle the remote and pizza without any bitterness at all.
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I would probably fumble the remote because my hands would get all greasy from the pizza. It would be quite a mess.
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Reading your blog…and looking at these griftures…AND expecting them to something different!!
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Now that is three things you did at the same time and you managed to pull it off like a champ. You must be one of those…what do you call it? Multi-taskers?
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I know…crazy, right?
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I don’t know how you people do that.
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Funny…
I like it
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It was tricky, but the gifs speak volumes.
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