Choose something for goodness sake! Chicken or fish! I don’t know…fish is so terrible and chicken is really good, perhaps I’ll go with…I just don’t know! Do you wanna watch a comedy or drama? Let me see, should we laugh really hard for an hour and half or sit around bored trying to decide why everyone is so sad? Where do you want to go for vacation? South Dakota or Hawaii? Hmmm…warm weather, sandy beaches, pineapple tours to be bored at…in warm weather. But South Dakota has the fresh smell of cow dung. Dirty snow, black ice and miles and miles of flat grey fields. Whatever should I do? Who knows? Decisions are so hard. And thinking is even harder. Can we just do something else right now? Like staring off into space until the day is over? Thanks, or whatever.
Rangers, how do we decide who gets to fight the evil Pig Monster?
How about we flip for it?
How do we decide who’s driving to the beach?
How about we flip for it?
Let me see…
Cold or warm?
What should we have for dinner? Hamburgers…
…or Hot Dogs?
Burn rubber…
…or Ride or Die?
Rock, paper, scissor…
…or thumb war.
Stand here and look like an idiot…
…or jump.
Who wants to take these guys…
…Supes or Green Lantern?
Stay in tonight….
…or go out.
Sunny day…
or Dark Knight?
Pull up for a jumper…
…or do a spin move?
Be happy for other people’s accomplishments…
…or bitter because they won.
Go on and on forever? Or just put this post out of its misery. I just don’t know what to do. Either way, in the end, we both lose.
ARRRRGGHHHH
Bitter Indecisive, hmm what nickname should I use, I just don’t know Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
The day you posted this I thought the gifs were kind of stupid. Today I can’t stop laughing. Hoorray for my being in a better, not bitter mood.
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Well it sounds like I accomplished my goal on Friday, but not today. I could send you some really stupid ones, if it will help you be bitter.
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I can’t help but to advocate for going to South Dakota to lend to your feeling of decisiveness. Ha! Both of my parents are from there, so I’ve spent all of my life consistently going there for summers and holidays. Okay, some parts DO smell like cow dung, (HA) but other parts are pretty cool, I swear. I’m just now starting to appreciate the cool places though.
As usual, I Laughed Out Loud at this one! 😀
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The only reason I make fun of South Dakota is because I was from there. And it is a pretty easy target. Where in SD did your parents come from? I know there are some cool places there, but my bitter junior high and high school experiences were from there and I couldn’t wait to leave there.
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I had no idea you were from there! I understand! My Jr. High school experiences were in Wyoming. HA!
My dad is from Aberdeen, and my mom is from a town called Mobridge. My uncle lives in Deadwood (I used to live there in the summers when I worked for him). My dad lived in Rapid City for a while. Where in SD are you from?
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I at least lived in the big city there. Sioux Falls. There were some things to do there, but not much more than many of the small towns there. But that is good in a way, because I didn’t get in much trouble. I definitely know where Aberdeen is, and Deadwood, and Rapid City, and I heard of Mobridge, but I would have to look up where it was to remember anything about it. Good times huh? Anyways, after high school I knew I wanted to leave and pretty much since I left, only stayed as long as a summer.
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Sioux Falls is the only place in SD I think I haven’t been. I used to want to go when I was a kid bc it was a “big city”. HA! Then, my dad moved to Phoenix, and it didn’t seem as big anymore.
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That’s funny. I think the only thing that made it resemble any kind of city was that it had a mall, a water slide park and an airport. Other than that, it was just a town with more of everything that the rest of the small towns had. Gas stations, churches, movie theaters, etc.
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Reblogged this on Bumfuzzled Jane.
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Are you indecisive about when to take a poo? Just wondering…
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Yeah, sometimes when I get going playing video games, I can’t decide if I want to keep going, or if I want to take a poo.
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Literally dead at this post lmao
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I hope you aren’t literally dead. That would be sad. I’m glad to hear you laughed.
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Not all the way dead 😉
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Thanks goodness. I would have a lot of guilt if one of my posts killed you.
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Let someone else decide then you don’t have to.
Oh and be bitter over someone else’s accomplishments of course!
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I am always bitter when other people accomplish things, because it isn’t me.
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Well at least you accomplished the blog post.
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Not much of an accomplishment since I do them almost every other day.
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Sure it is it takes a lot of effort
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And effort I do not have.
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You must
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But that would take avoiding work, so I can do more work. Too much!
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Exactly which would make you bitter
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All of them, and none of them.
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Yes. You’re all set.
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All set for a day of confusion.
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Well that would make one bitter..
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And who doesn’t want to be bitter? It’s February, the time of bitterness.
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I know right?! Pft
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Questions, questions, questions! Does the weekend start technically or literally, on Friday’s or Saturday’s? I come here for the laughs Ben, and the laughs—well no one does it better… I mean bitter.
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I am really good at questions that have no answers. Or correct answers to wrong questions. Or really bad answers to easy questions. So many questions….
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Ah, indecisiveness. Truly one of my life’s mantras. As I was reading the title of this blog, my eyes saw your tweet about how some nobody had 7000 followers. I can’t understand that. That makes me bitter for you and I myself.
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Yeah, that was about Will Smith’s kid and how his stupid tweets get all these follows and for no reason other than Will Smith birthed him into the world.
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shoot for disappontment and you are never disappointed!
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I always disappoint my fellow co-workers, but never really trying to impress them so…
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I did not know door-diving was a thing. Ouch. And what a perfect representation of bitter clapping! He hasn’t let go of his Robert Smith bangs and hipster hat, so he is clearly bitter on all realms. Five dollars says he can make exquisite armpit fart noises with those hands.
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He has been perfecting his hipster clap for quite sometime. And the bangs, well the top of his head will go before he ever gives those up. Bitter clap for him!
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Poor Ben, so many choices but whichever one you choose will only end in bitterness anyway. So let someone sled decide then you can blame them if things aren’t to your liking!
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It’s like a Choose Your Own Adventure book except there are no happy ending for it.
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Once again Ben, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THE GUY WHO FELL OFF THAT BUILDING!
Stop leaving me in suspense like this.
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That is what we in the blogging industry call a teaser, which keeps you coming back for more. Hopefully….
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So what you’re saying is that in your next post you will in fact show what happened to that man?
I have my doubts, sir.
Sincerely,
Fellow blogging industry member
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I will reveal that there may be another instance of a man whose fate will hang in the balance…next week. Tune in to find out if in fact that may or may not happen. Thanks for your interest fellow blogging industry member.
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It’s a date.
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I was gonna say go on forever but you really didn’t let me weigh in. I think you did that on purpose.
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You know I will always disappoint you when it comes to what you want. I’ve learned from my many years of disappoint others.
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I think that’s why I like reading your blog so much. In this world of uncertainty, there are so few things you can really count on. I know I can always come to you for bitter disappointment. It means a lot…no really.
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I am exceptional when it comes to disappointing people. You know you can always not count on me.
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I’m disappointingly undisappointed.
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Clearly. That makes sense…somehow…I think.
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You remind me of my husband who takes forever to choose from a menu. He has to read the whole thing from cover to cover while I sit there starving, and then usually ends up ordering a burger. What is it with you guys!?
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I’m way different from your husband. I scan the menu forever, but end up choosing a steak.
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Oh you carnivores are all alike😊
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I know right? We are decisive when it comes to what we want to do at night though. Watch TV and be lazy. Though with a remote control in our hands, indecisiveness comes back in play.
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