Abandon hope all ye that read stuff on here. Just like my writing skills have abandoned me this week, so should you abandon your desks and workstations and computers and find bitterness in your cars, trains, planes, moped, skiis, snowboards, apparating or Time Machine Deloreans. Go home and grab some chips, soda, bar-b-q sauce, wings, pizza, salsa, and heart burn medicine and fire up your Xbox or Playstation, or Nintendo, your 3DS, your television and then sit down and observe the Giftures that will make you want to SYH(smash your head) and abandon all hope.
Are you even…
…flipping kidding me?
Wait, wait…
…hang on!
Should we go to Target…
…nailed it.
We gotta…
…ramp things up this weekend.
Instead of things…
….escalating quickly.
Quit…
…jumping to conclusions.
Quit…
…leaving your legos everywhere.
Let us realize…
…that there is bearly any glass between us.
Let us realize that juggling all these responsibilities…
…will just lead to disaster.
Instead of…
…flying off the handle…
Let’s get lazy….
…up in here.
And face the fact…
..that even Morgan Freeman is giving up.
Alright. Out.
ARRRGGHHHH
Bitter Abandoning the Blog Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
I blame it on sunspot activity and have some irish coffee.
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There is always a lot of sunspot activity on the sun. But there a lot of people from there watching the SuperBowl, so it’s gonna be hot.
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My head always hurts after visiting this blog, Ouch!
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Your head hurting is a design of this blog. It is meant to make you feel bitter.
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Always enjoy spending Fridays with you. Plus….rain!!!! It’s coming.
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Are you going to got to a Seahawks party? You better get a jersey or T-shirt or one of the 12’s will try to shame you.
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Love the bear video….where do you even find a hat like that?
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There’s no way that hat didn’t come from Japan, the worldwide leader in weird outfits.
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Now this is how to start a weekend right!
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Bitter is always a good way to start a weekend. The Super Bowl will be bitter for a lot of people too.
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I’m always nervous to read your giftitures posts, because then I have to really look at myself and the darkness that is in me that makes me laugh (to the point of tears) at other people getting hurt and terrified. What is wrong with me? The polar bear was my favorite one- and that is the saddest one of all because the kid probably has nightmares now and I am laughing. Thanks 🙂
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I’m glad that I bring out the dark side of you. If you explore that side then you can be bitter like me.
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That poor polar bear.
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That he had such an idiot imitating him? I’m kind of bitter that he didn’t break through the glass.
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me, too!
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There’s always next time.
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Morgan Freeman knows what’s up! That GIF just about goes with any beat you can throw at him.
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First he’s got the voice, and now some sick rhythm. It’s totally not fair.
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thank you for giving me the chance to laugh at others misfortune – my coffee tastes better and my bagel seems less burnt now. Off to watch a 20-hour marathon of “Ouch My Balls!”
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There should be a network on TV dedicated to showing gifs of people in their misfortune. It would be the highest rated show in my house.
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Bahaaaa!! That pogo stick one looks so painful!!
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Yeah, kind of like if I ever decide to do a back flip. It would look a lot like that.
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OMG that vault one is fantastic, that man can fly!! lol
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I wish I could fly and crash and burn like that guy. It would be a great excuse to go to the hospital when you don’t want to work that day.
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Perhaps a little drastic though don’t you think lol There have to less painful, easier excuses lol
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Sure there are a lot of easier excuses to get a sick day, but why not when you get the chance to fly? Plus free bed for the night.
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