Nothing is more frustrating than expecting something good and getting something bad. Like when you expect to skip a rock, but not only does the rock not skip, but you throw it way short and it richochets off a bigger rock and it bounces back and hits you in the knee and causes you to go to surgery. Or when you expect to read a book and learn something, but instead someone interrupts you to tell you that your leg is on fire and you ignore them because you are trying to read a book and learn something, and the fire on your leg spreads to the carpet and the rest of the house and people keep being loud and interrupting your reading and then you start coughing really bad and you can’t breathe. Then, one of your pages gets singed and you stand up to yell at everyone for interrupting you and half your house isn’t there. So frustrating that you can’t read a book in peace. Here are some other people that were frustrated this week.
This guy was so frustrated….
…because he couldn’t decide which bowl was covering the Ace.
This guy was frustrated about his ride being late…
…but he’s okay now, because his ride came through.
This guy was really frustrated with his ice bucket challenge…
…because there was no ice and no bucket.
This guy was all fired up today…
…cause it was a little warm out.
This guy was a little frustrated with his favorite football team…
…the St. Louis Rams.
The rams were a little frustrated with their favorite jousting team…
…the United States Humans.
The truck was a little frustrated…
…because its engine seemed to be running a little cool.
This gang was a little frustrated…
…couldn’t get any punch at the party.
This car was a little frustrated…
…because the freaking CHECK ENGINE light kept coming on.
This guy was frustrated….
…because he kept getting off track.
This guy is frustrated because all his debts…
…are putting him deeper in the hole.
This guy is frustrated because…
…he’s not a big fan of ceilings.
And I’m frustrated because I’m not at home taking a nap. And that it isn’t pizza time yet. And that my hair hurts.
ARRRRGGGHHHHHH
Bitter Frustrated Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
The ice bucket one was my favorite because he thought he was so cool for using a tractor to do his bucket challenge and then he totally nailed it. I was so tired of those dang ice bucket challenges- if someone did a reel of ice bucket challenge fails I would watch it over and over and over…. Thanks for helping me realize how hard I laugh at other people in pain. #bitterwinning
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I definitely send bitter karma people’s way, so if they do have bad stuff happen to them, you can usually blame me.
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It does seem like people have a lot of trouble with swimming pools since the Internet started showing videos, doesn’t it?
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Cats weren’t near as famous either.
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I am frustrated because ……….
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I keep waiting for a gif to come up.
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People do such frustrating things to deal with their first world problems. I’m frustrated because I can’t find the remote.
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I usually deal with my frustration by dangerously laying on the couch and napping. You know, because who knows what could be happening around me, when I’m trying to have bitter dreams.
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I knew you were one of those dangerous guys, bitter Ben. The ladies do love a dangerous man.
Don’t mention the couch part, though. Not even to your wife.
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I don’t want to put others in danger, so I will go ahead and not tell anyone about the couch situation.
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These made my day more bitter! I must say thank you for that…I needed these.
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It is for the frustrated and I’m pretty sure your job is pretty frustrating right now, like mine.
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I salute you!
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You are part of the salutetion.
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I plugged your blog in a blog post today. I hope that doesn’t make you too bitter.
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I’m always bitter to have someone spread the word, so I will take it…bitterly.
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Like Like Like! Laugh and a half. Cheers, Ben 😀
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Well, I would say something like “Bitters” back to you instead of Cheers. I think they only count one like to so sorry about that.
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Add some bitters to grapefruit juice– it’s very good.
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Isn’t that pretty much wine? I definitely like to whine.
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sometimes you remind me of Dave Barry
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I don’t know if that is a good thing or a bad thing. I assume bad.
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Its good. He is a great humorist and writer.
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Then it’s just a weird coincidence. I totally didn’t steal his style. (looking around suspiciously)/
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Not at all. It was a compliment. Dont be so bitter 😉
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I’m bitterman. You know I don’t take compliments well. They are my kryptonite. 😦
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another “ouch” collection, now my head hurts too.
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And what makes one bitter? A headache.
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LMAO! I see videos like this and know that it’s proof that stupidity is nature’s way of thinning the herd.
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Not enough thinning I guess. I still see a lot of stupid people around me every day.
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Me too! (sigh)
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The guy in the “man skirt” (otherwise known as a kilt), sporting a shirt with the number 4 on it…trying to kick a pigeon, a bird with a brain the size of a grain of rice. I guess we know which animal in this scenario wins!
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The subway pigeon wins and actually would beat most humans when it came to who kicked who.
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Nice collection. All of those frustrated men……no frustrated women?
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Good observation. I didn’t even think about that. Next time I will add in some frustrated women for some real bitterness.
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