Things have happened this week. Things that may never be unseen. Happy people talking about music, and presents and having fun with their families. It has been hard to look at, hard to see. Well, I can’t take it anymore. I need to cleanse my mind of all this cheeriness. Well, it is Friday now and there is no bitter time than to try to start over with a fresh slate of bitterness. So let the disastropy begin:
Let’s start by putting all our things on the desk…
Let’s clear our conscience…
Let’s get someone really excited…
Let’s get really muddy…
Let’s get…
Avoid arrest by keeping…
Keep your friends close…
Or avoid stepping…
Of course if you want to avoid falling up the stairs…
Another alternate route would be to…
Or you could…
Though some kids…
Regardless of how you like to cleanse your mind of this bitter week, I would start right now. Because the weekend is probably going to bring some sort of party that you don’t want to go to, or your job will force you to stay and work and party. If you must, go to the top and repeat looking at these gifs so you can make it through all the gift giving.
ARRRRGGGHHHHH
Bitter Cleansed Ben
I can neither confirm nor deny having cleared my desk like that. More than once…
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I have never done that once a week since I’ve worked here.
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I’m confused. Were these images supposed to cleanse cheeriness so we could go back to enjoying our bitterness? Or of bitterness so we could enjoy our weekend? I did not feel particularly cleansed, but then I rarely do anything right. This time of year is actually prime bitter season. People love to hate Christmas! Ooh, that gives me an idea for a blog post… Thanks.
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Glad I could give you an idea about how to be more bitter for the holidays, though I’m sure there are quite a few things that could make that happen without my help.
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Guy who almost got ran over by muddy motorcycle is on a cell phone. lol…he dos not stop his conversation unaware he almost got killed. I want to be that cool.
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I want to be that unaware and ignorant.
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I needed a laugh! Thanks for making bitter better!
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Well, these gifs were supposed to make you bitter. I guess I’m failing and need to choose more wisely next time.
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Tis the season to be bitter, fah lah lah lah lah….
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Baby it’s cold outside, and that is definitely reason for bitterness.
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That bus is super badass and I love the dude and the cow. LOL! Happy Friday, and thanks for the laugh!
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If I could get a bus like that, I’d never be late to work. Of course, I’m not sure I want to be to work on time.
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#12’s face!!!
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She definitely looks like she wants to kill her dad. (I assume it was the dad, cause a mom would never do that.)
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A bitter laugh!
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As long as it isn’t a bitter LOL.
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How in the world do you get so many bitter things every day?
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Lots of life experience.
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