Go ahead. Walk it off.
You know, there are all kinds of people running around these days. The 5K’s are almost unlimited in scope from tough mudder’s to color runs, to neon runs to running in your undies to the zombie runs to even Krispy Kreme runs. Then there are night runs, early morning runs, runs to the grossery store, to basketball teams going on runs. Why is everyone in such a hurry? The only time I ever hurry, is to get home and get in my sweats or jammies. I’ve got no reason to hurry for any other reason. So since it is Friday, how about we all slow this thing to a crawl and be bitter about things. Like the gifs listed below.
I know just how MacGyver feels…
…I also get buried alive in paperwork all the time too.
Sometimes you have to slow down even more…
…and some real Walken.
This is the best Walken…
…I will be doin tomorrow.
Some are taking the…
…short walk of death.
While others…
…are taking a long walk off a short pier.
Some feel they are walking a tightrope everyday…
…some are doing it literally.
Some are teaching their kids how to walk…
…by letting them fall down.
Some are trying to walk through walls…
…and are epic failing.
Some are just sheepishly walking…
…through the crowd.
Some walk across the finish line and some…
…cross the finish line in style.
Some just don’t have any will…
…to walk at all.
Some should learn their lesson and walk….
…instead of run.
And then…there are some that should go to sleep under their desk at work until it is over, so they can be cranky and bitter with others. Cause everybody’s walking for the weekend…
ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH
Bitter Walking Stick Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
I want my giftures on Saturday, because I am too busy on Friday.
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It must get so busy in your side of the country.
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I am soooo the girl who would trip and face plant herself. I’m not skilled enough like that track dude to try to cover it up with a centipede dance move. 😡
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I would try to make a speedy recovery, but would make it look way worse.
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Wow that Christopher Walken gif is disturbing. Or maybe I’m just naturally disturbed. There’s always that possibility.
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That is about the least creepy thing that Christopher Walken has done. I mean, have you seen the Continental?
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Love the clip of Chris Morris jumping out the window.
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Yeah that Chris Morris is a crazy guy. Who is he again?
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I say America should be more like Europe and have 3 hour lunches with family. Those folks are NEVER in a hurry. But I have to admit, I’d run for a Krispy Kreme.
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There are way too few breaks in this country. There needs to be more breaks and more holidays. I’ve tried to protest but the government doesn’t seem to listen to just one person.
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Wait. Did MacGyver just turn that coffin into a jet ski???
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Only MacGyver could pull off that kind of thing. Well, maybe MacGrubber could too, but terribly.
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I’m feeling Bitter too, only my bitter looks a lot like this:
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My bitter face is much bitter than that.
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