Annnddd…commence eyeroll.
A bitter Friday to you, Bitter Stalkers (suggested name of the Bitter Blog followers by Insanitybytes22) out there! Earlier this week I tweeted a tweet about Eye Rolling and my Eye Rolling expertise:
I knew even way back earlier in the week, that eye rolling was destined to be the subject of this week’s Friday Giftures. It’s like the God’s of Bitterness came down from on high to prepare this post for me. It’s like the Marty McFly came from 1985 in his time machine to me in 2014 this very week of October just to tell me this post was my density. It’s like all the greatest video game heroes and villains gathered on Mt. Olympus and battled for the prize of picking the subject of this post. So epic…so amazing…so…
Full of Crap.
This post is none of those things. It’s just another Friday of Giftures. Just like last Friday.
Oh my gosh, so cute, it’s her first time on a train…
…whatever. Eye roll.
Watch the miracle…
...of melon getting cut. That’s not the only thing that should be cut.
Wow, did you see the polar bear who could dribble a ball?
…Guess what? I can dribble a ball too. Where’s my gif?
Look at this guy. He is 7’8 and can dunk on a 10 foot hoop.
Well, guess what? I’m 41 years old and can take two steps without wheezing. Have a candy bar, guy.
This guy can perform the amazing feat of walking on a tightrope 1000’s of feet above the ground…
…and falling. Call Guinness, cuz so can I.
Look at this famous girl dancing…
…horribly. Get me an agent. I can dance horribly too.
Look at this person maneuver through tight spaces.
I can do that too. I was born once.
It’s a miracle that this guy survived traffic this morning.
Here’s a medal. I battle traffic everyday.
Oh, look. You forged a ring out of a coin.
Well guess what? I put a ring on it once too. What do you want a raging volcano to throw it into? That’s so preeeeccccciiiouus.
Oh, nice. Two elephants dancing together…
I guess they are waiting for an invite to Dancing with the Pachyderms?
Wow, what a face plant!
Could you do some weeding while you’re down there?
And finally, watch these impressive people getting on a tall building and filming it with a pole…
…almost as impressive as me stepping on a Lego last night and my kid still being alive.
I’d like to spend all day recounting all my experiences with eye rolls, but then I wouldn’t get to do them in person and they are way more bitterly satisfying when you do them in person. So I encourage you to get out there and experience so of your own bitter eye rolling experiences, not only today, but for the rest of the weekend. Report any of your bitter eye roll inducing moments in the comments.
ARRRRRGGGGGHHHH
Bitter “This is the way Eye Roll” Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
I did a lot more than roll my eyes the last time I trod on a lego brick. Now that’s bitterness.
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The sound of someone stepping on a Lego defies all sound barriers. They should be banned for life from floors.
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Ohhhhh, I’m pretty sure that was the queen Mamma of all face plants GIF. That’s gal’s gonna be weeding her own face for a week after that crunch. LOL. BTW, eye rolling is pretty much the chosen method of communication between my husband and I. We wouldn’t be able to communicate without it. Thanks for another great laugh!
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I try to keep my eye rolling to work. And for that there are plenty of opportunities.
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This post.
There are so many things I want to say about it.
The tightrope? Terrifying.
The people on top of the building? Also terrifying, but I’m wondering if they’re feeling like they’re playing Assassin’s Creed in real life. O.o
The faceplant was just . . . XD
And I love elephants.
I feel like there was something else to say. (Oh yeah! We were talking about time travel the other day!) I guess this is enough . . .
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You are funny. I love how you have so many things to say about it, but then forget. I do that constantly.
My dad likes Elephants too. He collected them over in Cambodia and Hong Kong when he went there. Whenever we see a figurine of some sort we always say that would be a great thing for dad! Speaking of which, they are coming soon. They are coming for Halloween. Have you seen your mom lately?
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That was great! I love the slam dunk dude! Thanks for the laugh. 🙂
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I imagine it wouldn’t even be that fun for a guy that tall. I’d want the hoop moved to 11 feet for him.
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I’m bitterly eye rolling because two of your gif’s didn’t show up. Arrgghhhh
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They all showed up. It’s just your computer is kind of bitter and didn’t want to do all the work.
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Well how come I could see all but two…bitter argghhhh
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Cause you computer doesn’t like you, or actually me.
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Well that should make you comfortably bitter them right?!
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I’m always uncomfortably bitter.
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Does that make you happy?! lol
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Nope bitter.
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Well then you’re happy bitter or bitter happy?
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Bitter Bitter.
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Got it.
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Ben, actually I don’t roll my eyes–I have never done it in my entire life, because I hate it when I catch people doing it to me. Like my husband. He does it without even knowing he’s doing it, and sometimes tries to stop mid-roll or to hide it, which is even worse. Then I get very, very angry. Are you rolling your eyes right now? Stop it.
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Yes, I’m rolling my eyes right now and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Or you husband. Eye rolls for victory!
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This made my Friday – how bitterly would you roll your eyes to watch me watch those videos over and over again..
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I would to see your eyes roll back and forth watching those gifs. I would record it and make another gif.
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Darn, I’d be famous !
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Probably more famous than a Kardashian, and you would do even less to earn it too.
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Thus is the beauty of our 21st century. Gotta be smart about it – takes skills to beat her in irrelevant work
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I have a feeling it would be a hard thing to do. I mean, I’m lazy all the time, but I’m not famous.
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Well that’s what I’ll keep telling my family till I catch that silver lining
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I keep thinking I should just start my own reality show. Then in my mind I’m at least famous for 15 minutes.
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…watching Dancing With the Stars and enjoying it. I know. Saaad. Even I am rolling my eyes at me. But where can I get that awesome melon slicer?
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Dancing with the Stars is soooo boring. I can think of nothing less interesting than watching stars I’ve never heard of trying to fake dance for a disco ball.
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I know, right? Hence the eye rolling… they may be obscure soap stars with the token octegenarian and token sportsman, but somehow I can’t seem to look away… maybe it’s Bruno’s witticisms. Ok, maybe not. (commence eye rolling… )
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Bruno Mars is on that show? Now I know we have officially reached a low point. I guess in a way people can’t look away from a train wreck. Actually I can. I can look away from a train wreck. And a car wreck. That’s the way Eye Roll.
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Gwahaha! Well said, my bitter friend… well said.
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