Don’t bless this mess.
My desk is a mess, my car is a mess, my clothes are a mess. Even Pigpen thinks I’m a mess. Life is messy that is for sure, but none more than mine. In fact, my hair is so tired of the mess my brain is, that the sides spike out just so they won’t have to be near my brain. I do my worst to keep a messy desk at work, because I’m too lazy to clean. But the biggest mess is my life. For more messes than you can possibly imagine, see below.
When it comes to buying jewelry don’t have too high of expectations…
…it can mess with your head.
When biking…
don’t mess with physics or big plastic bubbles.
Hold onto your drinks people…
…cause traffic is a mess today.
It’s almost Halloween…
…so be prepared to mess with the Reaper.
I have a feeling…
…this mad cow is going to leave a mess.
I guess…
…this guy needs more iron.
This guy is a multitasker…
…he both messed with this guy, then cleaned up a mess.
This train stop…
…may just have messed with this guy’s dream…and spinal cord.
You learn from the best…
…on how to make a mess.
This is what you get…
…for messing up your bed.
When playing dodgeball…
…make the first pick, or be prepared to mess with this guy.
Alright, I’m done messing with all this…
…I’m gonna bounce.
ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH
Bitter Messed Up Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
I takes me like 45 minutes to get through your posts, because I end up staring at each gif for far too long.
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Most of the time when people read them, they take 45 minutes, but it is because they are fixing the grammar and trying to figure out what I’m trying to say.
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I don’t know how you uncover these, but you definitely had me laughing audibly. Thanks!
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That’s what the kids call LOLing. But instead of just saying LOL you actually did it.
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Did half of my comment get erased???
Because I totally wrote more after putting the winkey-face in there. It’s not showing up where it says it’s awaiting moderation.
Stupid WordPress.
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Nope didn’t get erased. I saw it.
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Is that called a wink? If it isn’t, it should be.
You sneak all sorts of little things everywhere, don’t you? (Is that fitting for making a mess?)
I have to be honest – I wouldn’t have put that together if you hadn’t told me it was supposed to be a wink. I DID see it earlier, but I can’t even blame the lack of association on that (being half-asleep). I CAN blame me not remembering it was there until I saw it again on me not being awake.
Nice one though. 😉 .>
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I normally call it a nod, but I thought other people called it a wink. There should definitely be a better word for it, which I think one of us should invent. All I know is it was cool to be able to find a way to use it in a post.
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I thought most people called it a nod? Maybe both are acceptable?
I dunno, and I’m too lazy to look it up.
There really should be a better word. Maybe we can brainstorm on inventing one at some point.
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Let’s definitely brainstorm a new word, because nod sounds terrible.
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This sure is messing up my head, BB!
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Not near as messy as my desk or life!
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What a mess!
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The bitterest mess I’ve ever seen, I my desk is crazy messy.
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You want I should come and mess up your desk further since you’re to lazy?
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Yes, please come and mess up my desk because I’m too lazy to do it.
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Okay! Is there pizza in it for me?! lol
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Sure it will be sent over to you right away.
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I’m still waiting…
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Better call the pizza guy and tell him that Bitter Ben paid for it already.
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Do they know a Bitter Ben? Oh and which pizza place?
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Of course they know me. Every pizza place does. I’m an MVP at every pizza place. Just tell I’m authorized it.
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Well it still hasn’t come Mr. Bitter MVP. lol
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I think they came, but you weren’t home.
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You ate it didn’t you?
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Yep. And it was delicious.
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I knew it! You had it sent to your house!
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Whoops!
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Siiiggghhhh!
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Great stuff!
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I really should start recording my own mess ups and make my own gifs.
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Those were some pretty good giftures. I especially liked to see julia roberts head fly off. That makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.
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Seeing her there, losing her mind, made my almost not bitter for just one second.
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I’m sure that if Julia knew that she could do so much good, she might just be a little less bitter herself.
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If only she started her career like this, she would have been way appealing to me. Just kidding. I still can’t stand her.
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Still trying to figure out the bubble thing. Don’t understand. Was that what he was INTENDING to do? Well, I guess you couldn’t know that for sure. But what do you think?
That dude playing dodgeball was super cool. I wouldn’t want to play him. Then again, I don’t want to play dodgeball at all, so there’s that . . .
(Sorry if this sounds as incoherent as I currently am.)
But YAY! It’s FRIDAY! Just today left of work for you! 🙂
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I think they should have had that Dodgeball guy in the Dodgeball movie. He would have been awesome. That is one of those movies I can watch over and over again. Kind of like you with Merlin.
Yeah it is Friday. Time to get some Pizza!
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Did you notice my nod to you on the Halloween pictures?
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This IS the same post where you had me go back and look, right?
Just wanted to make sure.
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I think so. And you figured it out.
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Oh my goodness, I love these!!!! Thanks for the laughs.
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Then stop by every Friday, because bitter gifs are always here on Friday.
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Bitter homes and messes. That should be a club. 🙂
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The hoarders and me would love that magazine.
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You almost made Pretty Woman worth watching.
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I know, it blows my mind.
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The guy with the grocery bags. hahaha.
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I’ve carried way more than that, and only because I didn’t want to make a second trip. I hate second trips.
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