Did this week feel like a train wreck in progress to everyone else like it did to me? I don’t know if you remember all the way back to Monday, but it was a whole month ago (September) and that is a busy month for my job. It required me to sit at my desk and develop a bad back and sore neck while doing labor intensive things like typing really hard and mouse clicking the crap out of things. Then just like a lull in a roller coaster it ended and October began and with it brought a whole wave of new emotions. Like terror, as seen by the tweet I tweeted at the end of the day September 30th.
The transition of September to October was as jarring as the transitions in this post. Just like this weeks Gifs.
This guy…
Traffic today…
This guy…
There was definitely…
People were…
Some people were helpful…
While others…
Still others….
Some people had a bit of a reaction…
Or…
Or…
But the worst of all…
So this weekend, make sure you stay confused, stay unfocused and stay non mentally prepared for all the changes. You should probably go to MAACO because they can repair all kinds of crashes, and disasters, like the crash that is your life.
ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH
Bitter Crashed Ben
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Thanks for the heads up.
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Always glad to help you know how to make your weekend a complete wreck if not your life.
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That poor camo guy … all trusting in those duds to catch him. What a bitter lesson in learning how not to trust. Trust me, he’ll be bitter in no time.
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It’s examples like this that we never trust anyone, especially those dudes that hold super skinny camo sheets to catch us.
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You must be happy…You’re extra bitter!
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As always.
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Can one be happy and bitter at the same time?
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Nope. I always try to push out any hope of happiness, by being bitter all the time. It’s a great help.
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Phew I was worried there for a min.
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You should always worry about someone like me. Bitterly unstable.
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Okay I”m worried again and bitter cuz I hafta worry
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Well, I like making others worry. That’s why I don’t call when I’m late and get a bunch of random cuts and don’t tell people about them.
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pft
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I can’t even . . .
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Me either…
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Well, we always say if you mess with the bull, you get the horns, and you proved it. And actually, remembering back to Monday makes me bitter because way back then, I didn’t know about a man living a couple hundred miles from me with ebola. Or that he went to ER and got turned away and sweat on more people and door handles and chairs, risking lives of tons of people. And now that it is Friday, I AM EVEN MORE BITTER.
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I should know because I’m always messing with the horns. If you could go ahead and keep that Ebola in the state of Texas that would be great.
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Okay. If you come into the office on Saturday, that would be great. And then we’ll see about ebola.
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I will be there! *Accidently oversleeps all day* Well maybe next Saturday!
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OMG the shark. I just sat here and watched that gif like, 10 times. Amazing.
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That shark would have been a star at the Shark Week convention. They have conventions right?
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Like, humans have shark week conventions? Or are you saying sharks have conventions?
My imagination really wants the second one to be true. All the sharks gather at a panel where they listen to Jaws talk about how it was back in the day during filming…
The sharks from Sharknado sign autographs…
They have fried human on a stick for snacks…
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I left it open to interpretation and I believe I like the idea of sharks having the convention. I mean humans on a stick. How funny would that be? I would love to be a human on the wall at that convention.
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I’ve already scheduled an appointment with Maaco. They asked what happened. I told them it didn’t happen yet, but it would.
It would…
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Maaco for the win. They are gonna have some biz this weekend.
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I think I do a good job staying confused a d unfocused. But thanks for the bitter advice anyway.
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I was going to make a smart remark, but I forgot what I was going to say because I’m so unfocuses. What were we talking about? I’m confused.
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LOL, thank you for the laughs. Watching other people crash and burn cheers me up immensely.
I loved the wedding crasher, bowling his way into matrimony. Also, when signs fight back, was hilarious. I have that problem too, you try to beat up an inanimate object and it starts fighting back, until it eventually wins. What’s with that??
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I always try to get get gifs that do similar things to what I do, so enjoy laughing at me at my expense, which causes me bitterness.
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Can you make my computer crash long-distance? Without kicking me? You’d make me very bitter that I couldn’t keep working.
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I probably couldn’t but I’m sure someone in IT could. Probably someone that is a poet that doesn’t even know it.
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ROFL! The last one is so funny! That poor innocent guy behind him took a beating. Very funny post and a good start to Friday! Or…errr…I mean a bitter start!
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Knowing my bitter luck, I would be the guy that didn’t do anything and took the beating.
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