Friday is now upon us…please spoil the ending.
If you have read the internet in the last few weeks, you know there is a new fad going around. It involves movies, TV and Youtube videos. For some reason, people get busy doing work, going to school functions like school curriculum night or shopping for food and other unimportant tasks. Poor, sad, cleverly written shows and movies that have been well plotted out with thoughtful structures that are meant to fool you and your genius friends with fantastic endings that shock and amaze. Reviewers, those bitter writers that aren’t creative enough to make their own movies, TV or Youtube videos, so they tear down others work, because they are compensating for something, have come up with a new phrase. For some reason reviewers are okay with ruining someones career by giving them a bad review, but when it comes to “ruining the end” they cry SPOILER WARNING and hide key plot points from audiences and allow people to discover the surprise endings themselves. Come on, really? Why would anyone ever want to go see a movie, if they didn’t know the surprise ending? I’m going to go ahead and tell you every spoiler you could ever want to know. See below…
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He drives off a cliff right after.
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His keeps rotating his hands so fast he turns into a giant fan.
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It was revealed later that his gloves were glued to the ropes as a practical joke.
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He just saw a trucker hat that was cooler than his…
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He just found out he went over his allowed data for the month.
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He just got called for his first foul ever in the NBA.
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His Redbox is due in 5 minutes.
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My answer was not much.
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He starts a career in not motocross riding.
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He has an older brother.
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His career in mascotry doesn’t take off.
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He was a wreck the next day.
Spoiler warning…I’m gonna go eat some pizza and take a nap under my desk. Don’t tell anyone, or you’ll get the wrecking ball.
ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH
Bitter Spoilered Ben
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The ‘foul face’! XD
Also . . . totally not getting the ‘mascot’ thing. Then again, I just woke up (a few hours ago) and that may have something to do with it.
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What don’t you get about the mascot? Is it why would he do something like that or my really bad made up word about it? Go get some breakfast then try to process it. 🙂
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Took me a while to remember what was going on and what in the world we were talking about with mascots, lol. (I’m inside listening to music right now and I seriously can’t concentrate on crap.)
I think I didn’t understand why it looked like he had a jetpack of soap and water on his back.
I still need some breakfast and your comment was from a week ago. I should probably eat breakfast. Might help.
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I’m bitter that you’re not sharing your pizza!
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Um, apparently you don’t know me and my obsession with pizza very well. First of all, I don’t even share with my wife and kids. Second, I had the whole day of Friday renamed at my company to Pizza, because every Friday I eat it. So, perhaps I can share some of the old Kale in the fridge, but you are getting none of that pizza.
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I want pizza. No old kale, pizza
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I hear if you call Dominos and give them some money, they will even deliver it to you. That’s what lazy people like me do.
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ooorrrrr, you can just share your bitter pie!
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Too late. Already finished it. You are free to have the leftover crusts though. (There weren’t any leftover crusts.)
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Well pft…a bitter pft..
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I’m glad you are having a bitter pft…
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You’re welcome
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You deliver right?
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no
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I like mine with pepperoni,mushrooms,hot peppers,olives please.
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I also like mine with pepperoni and none of those other things, so those few things not in common.
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What do you like on yours?
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Pepperoni and cheese, lots of cheese.
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My whole day is now ruined with your spoiler alerts and napping problem!! Darn you Bitter Ben!!! Nice post, by the way….
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There is nothing I like more than ruining people’s days, especially the sacred slacking day of Friday.
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Firstly, I can’t believe you had someone on hand to film me running out of data… who would have thought loading films onto my phablet would cost so many mb?? And secondly, Miley wrecking the professor was an awesome spoiler. Shame about her grubby granny pants. *shudder*
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I’m the freakin NSA of the gif blogging world. If there is something going down in this world that is someone suffering, my cameras are on it.
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That last one startled me. I didn’t know Miley Cyrus had ever been on a college campus. And that Ali sure was shaky then. And now, I guess, too.
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She has gone on a campus but only the party dorms. A classroom, no. She’s alergic to learning any lessons.
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Why bother learning when there’s a party in the USA?
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Or you can be an obnoxious brat to everyone but the 12-14 crowd that don’t know any better.
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Thanks for those laughs…I needed them today!!
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Wow today? Most people need them on days that aren’t Friday/Saturday/Sunday. I hate Friday that get sabatoged!
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“His Redbox is due in 5 minutes.” Hahahaha! Been there.
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I just wish I could have his speed when it came to running a 5K.
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