I like to break stuff. Sometimes I do it unintentionally like when I step on my sunglasses or drop my Ipod, or accidentally break a window when I hit a baseball so far that it breaks windows two houses down. Just kidding I suck at baseball, but I do break windows. What is way more satisfying is breaking other people’s stuff. I get an evil bitter chortle when I see an old baseball stadium blow up or if I see a TV show where they get to break down an old house with a sledge hammer. Well, it’s Friday and I am now fantisizing about breaking the phone system so that no one will be able to call and I will be able to blog in bitterness. So what to talk about on the blog today. Ahhh, I got it. Smashing things. Batters Up!
Have a Coke…
…and some destruction.
Don’t flip out…
…or actually do.
Game didn’t go the way you expected?
…take it out on the $2000 TV, not the coaches or the players.
I’m Samantha Harris, reporting to you live from..
…Videobomb Fail, Michigan…
Diving is so boring, I can hardly stand to watch it…
…until now. DO IT AGAIN, DUDE!
Oh man this is gonna be great..aaaand…
…oh dang it! That didn’t go as planned.
Hey cat, time to eat…
…oh whoops.
Why do Rise Bruce?
…so we can learn how fall back down to earth, because Gravity.
Oh, I’m sorry you are feeling sad…
…here I’ll give a real reason to cry.
Don’t mess with Bull…
…or you will get the pillow.
It’s Friday, so let’s gain some momentum…
…toward our inevitable doom.
Hope you enjoy your weekend…
…cause Monday isn’t looking good.
Alright suckers. The office has been a little too calm today, so I’m off to make some destruction. Get out there and smash some stuff.
ARRRRGGGHHHHH
Bitter Smashing Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
probably not how yours break, but i realized i broke my sunglasses every time i put them on top of my head/hair.
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I hate losing my sunglasses. Especially when we actually have sun.
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if you live here,you can find them in the ocean.people do that.dharma who used to be here did that like 80 pair..i found 2..my realtor found a beautiful pair…i buy 10 for 10.00 at dollar tree.
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I mean when I lose a nice pair. I see sunglasses as a dime a dozen but not good ones. I once lost a pair then stepped on my backup pair in just a two day period.
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i can understand. i broke 2 pair in as many days also, afew months ago: that’s when i figured out it was when i put them on my head
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I used to think it was cool to get those strings on them. So I could never lose them. But then I looked like a grandma.
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i dont to drink it..
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Okay. The motorcycle? O.o
I’m still trying to figure out the point of that pole thing. (Does that count as a pun?)
Just, “Let me see if I can climb all the way to the end of it before it hits the ground.” ??
Because that’s the only point I can find in it.
And the peppers. LOLZ (Wouldn’t be LOLZ if it was real life.)
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Yeah, the pole counts as a good pun. I appreciate puns no matter how far you have to strech it to make it work. Yeah the pole didn’t make sense.
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This blew my mind.
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Gifs are pretty crazy. I kind of wish that people would capture me on camera doing something stupid so I could make the GIF hall of fame.
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You’re in a destructive mood dude!!!! Backs away slowly….. lol
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I’m always in a destructive mood dood. Good thing you are all the way across the country or you would be feeling the power of my destructive tendencies.
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I usually get those feelings of ‘Wouldn’t it be awesome to smash things?!?’ when I’m behind the wheel. I’ve yet to rise to the challenge.
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If it wasn’t for my vehicle getting smashed just as much, I would probably do it to some people.
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Gravity in particular makes me bitter; it’s like it has it out for me. Like the diver chick, only less graceful in it’s approach with me.
Also, where can I get a pair of those fabulous tinfoil scrubs?
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If that diver was me, it would have been done in a fashion that was way more embarrasing.
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This GIF is bitterly amazing by the way
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Gifs are the best because they always show people failing.
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Loved the cat’s glowing eyes! Reminds me of Halloween which is coming — so I’m off to smash pumpkins.
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You are such a smashing pumpkin. Halloween is good for pulling pranks on others.
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Your gifs are always fantastic. But I always wish I could break things, like when your mom gets angry and throws a dish at the wall… lucky. I don’t have the “throw-caution-the-the-wind”-type attitude to break my own stuff. I did break my neighbor’s pool table the other day, however. But I feel bad about that now ;/
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I always try to break others stuff. It makes me feel so much better.
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Come on, the weather is freakin’ amazing down your way! 🙂
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Whether I like it or not.
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Breaking stuff is great fun! Those cat’s eyes! hahahaha 😀
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Further proof that cats are devils.
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That’s why I don’t highdive. Or pole vault. Or shake TVs. Or have a demon cat.
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I really need to start doing those things so I can get famous by being in a gif of epic fail proportions.
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Well, good luck on the pole vault, Ben.
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That will make an epic bitter gif.
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Smashing is good stuff. Cathartic. Also moving the unmovable.
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But mostly smashing stuff.
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