Time. Energy. Resources. Money. These are things that are limited and valuable. These are also things that I have dedicated my life to wasting. I have put my absolute minimum into making sure that all my resources have been put into the absolute worst possible use. If there was a bad idea, I’ve funded it. If there was a sinkhole to throw my money, I was magnetically attracted to it. If there was a really fast way to use my energy, I put my absolute least in it. Therefore, if you have money, you should invest in me, because I have a great way for you, “the fool” to be separated from it. So join me in learning the best possible ways to waste your time and money and life.
You know what the biggest waste is?
....I could fit all the info from this guy into a zip drive.
Big waste right here?
The silly things on this dock.
Headline today?
…guy graduates, then flips out into a big sinkhole.
Might as well throw out the trampoline…
…she broke the slide. What a waste.
Good thing he saved the windshield…
…because it is much cheaper to replace a door.
All that money on the wedding…
…and the marriage just went to waste.
All that money and acting…
…and she still can’t take a punch.
She’s was a perfectly good paperweight…
…until she decided to try something else.
Whenever someone takes my cone…
…I scream.
It sucks when your arms are good…
…but it is leg day.
What a waste….
…when you try to teach an old human new tricks.
What a waste of sunglasses…
…when it is nighttime.
Alright, time to get back to your regularly scheduled waste of time.
ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH
Bitter Waster of Timer Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
Hahaaaa!!! I can’t stop laughing at the acting “statue” smacking the girl who was poking her. HA! I know that you are incredibly bitter, but this post brightened my day (bitterly) 😉
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There was definitely a response to that statue lady. I’m thinking the overall response is that she deserved it? Just my guess.
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Maybe…I think I need to watch it again… 😀
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We should all watch it again.
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Yep! She deserved it!
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Just like I deserve all the bitterness from people.
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What!? You deserve the bitter best award…because we all have things that make us feel bitter, and YOU make bitter, better. That is all. 🙂
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If there was a bitter award, I would deserve it, but get second place. Because then I would have something more to be bitter about.
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I cannot comprehend anyone else making getting first place when it comes to making bitter better. There must be something about taking first place that would make you bitter? 😀
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It’s just my life. I get second place even on something I dominate in. But don’t worry, I just get more bitterness from it.
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I like yoga dog and Chinese soft serve toucher. I think that slide must have been old and brittle bc the lady who broke it wasn’t even that fat. She was that stupid. Just not that fat.
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Trust me, we have a slide just like that, that is waiting to be broken by my lightest touch.
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I wrote up a comment for this, but I can’t post it. I’m messaging it to you. >.>
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I’ll be sure to read it. I can always count on a good response from you.
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You totally read it. A month ago. Yep.
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That was the best time I wasted all day! And, by the way, that dog has the best party trick I’ve ever seen. I wonder how it got to be so bendy?
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I only taught him how to be lazy. He learned the stretchiness by himself.
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i only waste 3 of those 4..never waste time.if i invest in you ,won’t i be throwing bad after bad?
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Yep I’m a pretty bad investment. So feel free to waste your vote.
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a vote for u is a vote for cupcakes
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As long as there is no cupcake war.
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man-o-war horse eats cupcakes .he never throws them
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That dog makes it look so easy.
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He must work out. He would make a good yoga teacher.
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Good one! There’s something about disappearing ice cream cones that makes my day. As for the sunglasses…welcome to my life. 🙂
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You are so cool that you wear shades twice. Even at night. Can’t keep up with that. Even with disappearing ice cream cones.
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