You know how when you get to Friday and you’ve just given everything you can and you just can’t give anymore? Well, I usually feel like that by Monday, so you can imagine how little I care by today. Sometimes you’ve just got to suck it up and be bitterly done on Friday and slump over in your chair. It’s not like anyone will notice you aren’t working when your chair is empty most of the day. Maybe they will just think you went to the bathroom or you took an early lunch at 7 am for 8 hours. Maybe they will assume you were just getting a drink when they notice that your computer never turned on at all today. Instead of working today, just go ahead and look at these giftures. You could just claim that you were waiting for the gifs to finish, then you will get back to work.
Do you mind just getting out of the way…
…and I just don’t care anymore.
I’m gonna flip the crap out of this flip…
…never mind. I’m just gonna lay here for a while.
I’ve been waiting all day…
…to get my Hawaiian Punch in the mail.
I’m gonna just make a jump over here…
…never mind. I’m just gonna lie here in this garbage can.
Hey dog, did you hear the funny story about your mom…
…she was kind of a dog.
I can’t do it. No more work…
…no more science.
If there is any more Friday happiness around here…
…I’m gonna have Chuck Norris kick it in the face.
I know…
…I deserved that.
I hate to burst your balloon…
…but the snake doesn’t mind.
I’m just gonna lay here for a while and…
…BIRDS!
I’ll just take a nice little micro nap…
…while I gaaahkkk!
The best way to scare someone…
…is to shake your fists of frustration.
Just make sure that when you hit the wall…
…you don’t go through it.
Have a bitter Friday and make sure to not pace yourself and burn out quickly. Because enduring is just as much of a pain. And make sure to always hit a wall, because the wall will never hit back, and will always win.
Arrrghhhhh
Bitter Wall Hitting Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
Next time I go to the beach I have to take a bag of doritos. That’s just genius^^
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Now I just need a friend that I despise enough to do it to. (If I only had a friend.)
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There are all sorts of people who deserve this: the jerk who keeps kicking sand on your mat, the annoying family member who needs a lesson….
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And most of all, me. I deserve all of this, but I don’t want it, because I am lame.
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That was so inspiring I was forced to take a bitter nap halfway through. Thanks. I know I can always count on you for a bitter little hematoma square in the middle of my forehead. Still, I’m pretty sure Morpheus fared worse hitting that dumpster. I’m counting my bitter blessings.
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People often do take naps when reading anything I write. I don’t blame you for your sleepiness.
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Morpheus and the dumpster! XD
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Morpheussss! I can only imagine what kind of jump Neo would have made.
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That first GIF is just so beyond awesomely hilarious! I can’t even find good words for it… 😀 Have a nice weekend! 🙂
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The fact that it just kept going was quite a treat. I would be feeling the same if all those people kept getting in my way.
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Yes, it reminded me of how it feels trying to get stuff done at work…
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Yeah, work 8 hours just so you can get 1 hour of last weeks work done.
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I hit the wall this week around….Monday.
Thank goodness for funny Friday GIFs
………………& Chuck Norris.
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I am already there today and the day has barely started.
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That dang wall should’ve had his back. Just can’t count on anything these days, can you?
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Not even walls are there for you when you need them.
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I feel the same way about science; just back up the truck and get away from the test tubes. I was also pleased to see Chuck Norris kicking the #$% out of Glee. There is no time to be gleeful when bums need kicking.
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That show needs a swift kick from Chuck Norris.
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i always like a nice hawaiian punch in the mail.you know it’s friday so you can go to cici’s for 8 hours
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If we had a cici’s.
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oh no: i’ll trade you for a pizza hut
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I’ll take both.
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okay you can have both..i think it’s dumb: no pizza hut & domino’s doesn’t deliver unless you pay a cab to bring it .LOL so stupid, not that i would eat domino’s anyway aftyer what you said.
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Dominoes was only good when I was in college and starving.
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i think i’ve had it twice..that spinach thing…i went to the red lobster for lunch in college, then i learned to cook dinner for my husband and father, after my father & i ate at the cafeteria every night ,after my mother died
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Wow you must have had money in college. Me? Not much. only enough for Domino’s.
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yes i lived at home. my father gave me a credit card. red lobster was on the way home from furman & when i was little it was howard johnson & i had banana muffins the waitress who was still there said
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you lived in a hotel? I lived in one for about two months when we first moved to south dakota while our house was being built.
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yes. that house was built fast or theystarted earlier?
yes in 2004 – toxic mold- hotel 1 year.. thought 2 weeks.. 2007 hotel 1 year..2011 12 months- 2 hotels
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You are probably half human, half toxic avenger.
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99.7 % toxic avenger
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I don’t know math, so I’m not sure about the percentage there.
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math knows you. he’s just around the corner
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He’s robbing me blind.
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3 blind mice rob u of your senses
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What about the blind hamster?
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You really do give the best advice! Maybe you should start an advice column, you know, like Dear Abby…
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That is not a bad idea. Perhaps I will start one if people ever ask me questions.
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I have one: where do u find all these groovy videos?
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I will keep that one for the bitter advice column.
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