There has been a lot of talk in the NBA lately about legacy. Will Lebron and the Heat be able to win three Championships in a row and solidify his “legacy” as one of the greatest ever? Will Tim Duncan and the Spurs win one last one and retire as one of the best ever power forwards? Will Shaquille O’ Neal ever be able to mumble a word in which we as a human race will be able to understand? Hey we all have expectations and who has ever lived up to every one? Heck, I haven’t lived up to any of my expectations, mine or anyone else’s. So here’s to all those who haven’t lived up to your lofty goals. Bitter Friday Giftures to you.
All this guy wanted…
…was to be an NFL running back.
This deer…
…just wanted to learn how to fly.
This guy…
..just wanted 50% of his brain to function.
This guy…
…just wanted to make the planking team.
This guy(or girl?)…
…just wanted to be to work on time.
This guy…
…just wanted to learn how to surf.
This girl…
…was just trying to prevent an emergency.
This girl…
…just wanted shake her tailfeather.
This guy…
…just wanted to help someone get some toilet paper. And some nutella.
This girl…
…just wanted to learn how to do magic tricks.
This girl…
..just wanted to learn how to have a heart attack.
This guy…
…just wanted something to eaaaaattt….
This girl…
…just wanted a way to put on her hat.
This guy…just wanted a moment of peace, so could you just just leave me alone so I can go back to being bitter? Great. Thanks so much.
ARRRGGGHHH
Bitterly Low Expectation Ben
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That’s the exact expression I have on my face when I dance. I don’t want anyone to think I’m enjoying myself too much because I have no rhythm.
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I was worse. I actually thought I had rhythm until someone told me how terrible I was. And I ignored them.
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You are just hilarious as always. You should charge for it!
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I keep trying but no one ever wants to pay for it. How about putting a paypal account on here where you can feed all you EBay earnings?
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I would glady forfeit them for more funny posts! Go on, put that paypal button up!
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Sounds like I finally found a way to make some money on this stinky blog.
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You can always live up to your expectations so long as you set them low enough!
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Actually I find a way to not live up to my epically low expectations.
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I bitterly love the cat and the girl shaking their tail feathers. You find the bitterly best stuff for bitter whatever Friday. Bitter me. Lucy
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I find it just for you because I know how bitter you need to be by Friday. Oh and for everyone else.
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Reblogged this on In Lee's Shoes.
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You have the magic in your thoughts.
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I wish I had something else in there. Like something intelligent.
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Intelligence is highly overrated. Some of the smartest people I have met were not nice, social or had an ounce of common sense.
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I find a way to be not only not smart with books, but with common sense.
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Great stuff. Especially the first one. That’s hilarious.
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That first one was great. Which one was that again?
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You just summed up my entire life in a handful of gifs.
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Well, then there you go. You can keep a copy to show everyone whenever you receive the lifetime food critic award.
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Raising the bar on bitterness…
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I don’t even have high expectations for bitterness.
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Legacy is a tempting addiction.
http://www.awordofsubstance.wordpress.com
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I guess I know what my legacy will be. Bitter to the end.
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Dang stupid deer.
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It deserved to be hit.
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*LOL* Awesome, Ben!! Cher xo
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I’m glad you had such low expectations for this.
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😉 xoxo
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It helps to reach goals.
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Indeed, Ben, indeed!!
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