Yeahh, no.
Usually by Friday, I have taken all I can take. So when I get to work I walk in like a gangster, not taking it any more. I sit aggressively in my cubicle typing things on the keyboard way harder than I normally do. I scowl at people that walk by way more angrily and answear answer the phone with way more force. It is time to get aggressive and attack, yo. So today I’m going to be aggressive and attack the Friday Giftures. Got it! We’re doing this whether you like it or not!
The Hills aren’t alive…
…with the Sound of Music.
April Fools joke…
…on the new guy.
Buy movie tickets…
gangster style.
Pretend to root for someone …
angrily.
Pretend to hug someone…
before you eat them.
Clean the floor...
…of all the critters.
Aggressively…
…get a pumpkin like glow.
Shoot down you enemies…
…and your cow-workers.
Prank your kids…
…early and often.
Throw your boomerang…
…really hard against the wall.
I’d like to say you should finish this day strong, but I’m too tired. So I going to sleepwalk through this day, get some pizza and leave early, cause I’m going on a bittercation. Later suckers!
ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH
Bitter Aggressive Friday Ben
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Ooh, a bittercation! Where can I get one of those??
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Bittercations can be had at all times. Whenever you feel like you need one, have your baby cry and you will be right there, bitter as ever.
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Every Friday I think, how is Ben going to pull of getting more Friday GIFs? I wait for your inevitable google GIF-image-search failure and every friday you find more! You are a wizard. That is all, keep them coming.
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A wizard of dark and bitterness. You have no idea what pacts with the dark side I have to make in order to get the gifs on this blog.
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aries child is fair of face & bitter about birthday gift tours.
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I am definitely bitter about birthday tours. Unless it is of the bitter factory.
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you could have a birthday tour at the torpedo factory in alexandria va & see bitter art & eat at one of the many bitter restaurants on king street & on 4th of july a man plays water glasses & fireworks
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Though on July 4th my birthday will be pretty much over for 2 months.
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i mean you can go now & go again for the 4th
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All I need is a million dollars to afford all this.
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the train is like 80.00 a person, but the hotels are ridiculous ioso
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I don’t even have enough for one train ride for one person then. Sounds like I will have to mortgage my house for just that.
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mortgage your mortgage like the fonz
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Thumbs up and Heyyyyyy.
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reversible mortgage not reversible thumb
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Does he do mortgage commercials now? It seems like he is doing just fine doing Sandler movies.
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yes in myrtle beach , he & that guy from heart to heart ..
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you mean hart to hart your blog?
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lol.. i realized i was heart to heart after i wrote that.LOL but i meant robert wagner tv show..
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Oh that hart to hart. it has been so long since I watched that song.
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it’s a song. jennifer no stephanie powers
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The opening theme song?
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i just have to write basketball haiku and then you understand 100%
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I will understand about 5%.
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i will understand 0% of basketball
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If you know there is a ball there is already 1%. But that is fine. I understand way too much about basketball. i should probably be making millions coaching.
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i did know there was a ball there. so yah 1%…yes make millions coaching…i know icy hot . is that 2%?
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See how quickly you are learning basketball? Next thing you know, you will be doing analysis on ESPN.
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yes pshcyo analysis
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They all have some issues.
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is yous guys going to d.c.
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Someday, but probably not this summer. Still working on getting to utah.
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you take a left at albuquerque
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That’s why I ended up in Pacific Ocean.
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i’m sorry. i need to go breathe whatever ocean is here & cough out the plaster,mold, pesticide & sawdust
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the ocean air will do you right.
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i hope you are right.: t will do no wrong.
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According to Shawshank, it has no memory either.
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shawshank is too sad for me
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It is one of my all time favorites.
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really, the commercial makes me cry.
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It’s actually a movie, but yeah it makes you cry.
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i mean every time that durn move comes on, they show the commercial to tell me with the man & little bird & i cry.
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I don’t remember that commercial. Just the man with the bird.
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you know how they say like on USA or TNT : watch so & so fri at 9pm…those commercials.. i’ll never forget.
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Yeah, those suck.
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yes they do especially when they come on 5000 x’s a day…i hate commercials except when they give me time to brush my teeth or get water
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I like commercials that are good. I used to want to be an ad man.
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i would watch your commercials. they would be funny
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You would FF them just like you would the Bachelor.
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my bf at usa today baseball weekly used to pretend he was an announcer on golf green about squirrels
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So he had a calming voice then? That’s what it takes to be a squirrel golf announcer.
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yes but he had a boston accent then in 99. now he has no accent.
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He needs to go back to the accent.
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i didn’t like it very much. lol.. i like it now, but not him.
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Brooklyn accent is good.
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if i caould just answer u without the number six..had to hit it 3 x’s.
i love brooklyn at tree o clock
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It’s tree oclock here right now.
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i love tree o clock in brooklyn & italians who laugh at me when i say tree o clock
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Italians must have a good sense of humor.
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they really do. i wrote a haiku…golf cart guy was sleeping & N.J. lady said she yelled at him to wake the he!! up & drive them home from pool
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They must have a sense of humor because they have a plumber named mario.
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bitalli?
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bitalli brothers.
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italian chefs?
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italian plumbers.
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lol italian pasta faszoul
liquid plumbers
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If it is pasta, I probably like it.
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you would like it. i don’t think i’ve ever had that one though
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Well I will have to try.
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i just like to say pasta fah zoooul
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I like to eat past fah zouuul.
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i like before fah zouuul
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I feel better already having virtually done these bitter things. LOVE the gif of the football player shooting down his enemies and co-workers!
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Many women seemed to like that gif. Not sure why. Glad you are keeping up on your bitter training.
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Ben,
These are awesome! Did Julie Andrews really shoot people up in that sappy movie? Love that. And my other favorite is the Street Logic one. I’m going to try that on a day I’m feeling bold and have lots of time. Have a great weekend. Pray for more snow. We need it.
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I think I watched 3 straight movies with one ticket. It was a long day, but well worth it.
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# 9: I want a football player to do that to me…
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Makes you want to like football for some reason huh?
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The way that guy reacted to the lion hug is how I react to all hugs.
…Except with Rory.
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I am an anti-hugger too. Talk about a way to repel me.
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I admit it; I’m aroused by #87. That’s a new trick I’ve never seen. He has the power of Greystoke in his groin. He may not die “extremely hot” like UberTan Barbie (her dad needs to re-establish contact with her and address abandonment issues), but he will die being awesome.
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When someone is from Texas, it is hard not to believe that they would be turned on by a football player and firearms.
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Touchee.
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Yes, I am a little touchy.
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You have waaaay too much time on your hands, man!
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I do bitterness in my spare time.
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The Sound of Music – with machine guns – brilliant! 🙂
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Those trees and forest shouldn’t mess with the sound of music.
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