I don’t know if it is the fact that daylight savings time happened this week, or that the fact that I have been asked to do work at my job this week, or that I just decided to not sleep this week, but I’m tired. The only tired I want to do is Retired. And I’m not talking about the tires on my car. Since Retired is like 30 years away, I offer you my tired look at the Giftures of the Week. Now I’m tired of introducing the Friday Giftures, so just look at them instead of reading anymore. Here you go.
I’m too tired…
…to finish this thing without the proper tool that “accidentally” fell out of my hand.
I’m too tired….
…to do some exercise.
Way too tired…
…to stop in traffic.
I’m even too tired…
…to use my brakes.
I’m too tired…
…to fight it anymore.
I’m way too tired…
..to be dancing.
Definitely too tired…
..to walk on the moon.
Way too tired…
…to hang out today.
So tired of…
..falling for other’s people shenanigans(and their cracking each other’s skulls.)
Way too tired….
…of my car.
Definitely tired…
…of the snow.
But most of all…
…I’m tired of work.
Join me in being tired of crap. Tell me what you’re tired of in the comments so I can pretend to listen to it.
ARRRRRGGGHHHH
Bitterly Tired Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
I’m tired of Spring Break! Only a theme park Castmember would say that….right? We’re starting week 5 of 7 weeks of spring breaks and I wanna scream! But I do it at home underwater in my pool rather than at our wonderful Guests ‘coz they pay our salaries!!! (just venting) Why did Easter have to be sooooo late this year? I need a vacation from everybody else’s vacation!!!!!!
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Isn’t every time of the year a busy time of the year in Hawaii? I’ve gotta say that if I enjoy being bitter most in Hawaii. Maybe I will go there and make you bitter for Spring Break.
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Hear Hear!
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Sometimes I hear!
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I think I’m found my latest challenge at the gym.
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You’re talking about the guy that is hitting that thing on the dock right?
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I’m the Queen of Tired. I’ll join you anytime! ZZZZZZzzzzzzz
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Nap time….
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I’m tired of trying to drive while using my brakes. Why should I have to move my feet in all different directions? I practiced driving with no brakes on my way home-but I think I lost the people who were following me and using brakes. I think they were mad. hah. I am also tired of rain. And spaghetti. And the tee shirt with the stain that keeps showing up in my laundry that I thought I threw out. And…well, there are a lot of things but I’m tired of typing.
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Wait you are tired of rain? How could you be when it only rains 2 times a day here?
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I want to crave the excitement and drama of talking about the weather but I’m too tired.
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That’s why I always fall asleep when watching the weather.
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Tired of the MGM Lion (http://www.laboiteverte.fr/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/gif-collection-2-43.gif) 😛
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He is always roaring at the most inappropriate times.
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hell, I’m too bitter to compete with a master so I’ll just say a bitter thank you for liking “Mountains, Oceans and Gods” on papermudandme.wordpress.com. But My question is, “How can anyone who is so marvelously bitter like anything?” Oh, well, thanks anyway and Aloha – pjs.
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I don’t like the fact that I have to “like” someones posts. I want to tell them that it makes me bitter, but the like button is the only thing that is offered. Where’s my bitter button?
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I’m tired of work too. I worked four hours overtime last night (on a Friday!) and about a half an hour every other day of the week. I anticipate much of the same next week, since I’ve got a big project coming in.
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Gosh dang work and all the work it requires!
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Much too tired to read your whole post.
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I was much to tired to post it.
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I’m tired of snow.
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Snow needs to go back where it belongs. In the north pole. Or the water, where it should stop freezing.
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Love the “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia” reference!
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Since you seem to be a big fan of the show. Those guys(and girl) are super funny.
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It’s hilarious and the writing is brilliant!
I saw the girl at a restaurant in L.A. and I almost became one of those blubbering fans that wanted to take a photo with her…lol! I didn’t though, one has to have some dignity!
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I would have freaked out and made her very uncomfortable and probably got kicked from the restaurant. It would have been worth it though.
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the only tired I want to do is retired lol!
http://www.awordofsubstance.wordpress.com
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I definitely don’t want to retire my tires. That is way too much work.
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I’m too tired to comment.
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I’m too tired to reply.
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Ben – you have a gif my friend! <===see what I did there?
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My gifs definitely have a gif…I do see what you did there.
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Fun post–when is the guy with the huge gut due to give birth? I guess I’m tired of being cold and wearing my very thick bathrobe from when I get home until I have to go outside because I’M SICK OF THE COLD AND $@&^ING SNOW!!
Thanks for listening, Ben. Have a nice weekend. Rest up, willya? 😉
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I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired. I am also tired of seeing grey and rain.
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god, i loved the plow-valanche!
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The snow people usually do.
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That is so funny! !! I’m too tired to think of anything as clever as what you came up with today.
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I was so tired of doing the gifs I had to take a nap afterwards.
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I did not see that skull crack coming! Ouch! And why is Mila Kunis so coy while she exercises? But the best one was definitely the MJ impersonator choosing to be smooth during Hurricane Katrina. He is the anti-bitter!
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He should be fired from his job of cheering people up.
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I’m like waaaay tired of watching shaven beer-belly singing guy and his weird dancing homeys… I’ve watched it now like 50 times. Man, I’m tired of it… Ok, maybe once more won’t kill me…. aaaah! My EYES! Ok, just once more, just to be sure it’s really that bad…
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Be careful when viewing gifs. They can be mesmorizing and leave you hynotized and with a dissatisfaction of it not being finished.
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Ain’t that just the bitter truth? Gifs are not for the novice, apparently. I’ll be more prepared in future. But there was just something so compelling about that oily beer belly…
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You just need to not stare into the abyss or you will come out 15 years in the future.
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15 years future is 15 years OLDER…GAAAAAAAA! Nooooooooooooo! Keep your evil giftures…the very thought of aging that quickly just makes me bitter…
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Ain’t nobody got time for that!
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I’m too tired of being tired. Let the bitter weekend commence!
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It bitter get started. Perhaps with some of those delicious cookies you make?
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tired of not living above a bakery
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tired of the lack of ice cream in my face.
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me too.it was like i don’t know september july. bill maher said something last night about rules well i ‘ll just skip to end..orthodox jews have to wear black wool on hottest day or year & mormons can’t have hot chocolate on cold winter night ?
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I can have hot chocolate on a winter night. Also I can do them on summer night if I want them.
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lol…i’m glad you can do both. i can have hot chocolate mixed into my oatmeal with peanut butter & cranberries..i can’t believe this but george & gracie is on.their son is skiing & some girls just asked him to have hot chocolate.
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who is George and Gracie?
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they were on antenna tv last night at 12..usually at 3 am m-th….you know the movie : Oh G-d .. he was G-d…
i hate raccoons .it’s raining inside again…HEARTBURN!
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Sounds like you have a lot of bitter on your plate.
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i do…did you see my pole dancing haiku? it made me cry.
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Wow a pole dancing haiku made you cry? So confused.
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it was so funny .it’s about a pole bean stripping
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i don’t know if my comment went through at 11;45 bitter time
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You are probably pretty bitter about that.
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yes ,now i forgot what i wrote.
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I would laugh my a$$ off but I need it and I’m too tired
I would gladly tell you all the things I’m tired of but I’m…..too tired.
………….:(
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I’m too tired of all the Hollywood happy endings in movies.
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No shit.
I’m tired of all the lies……
Bitterly Me.
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Perhaps all stories need to start like Despicable Me and end like that too, where there is no growth.
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I’m tired of being bitter when you’re clearly so much better at it than I am. It almost makes me want to be pleasant and content…but that’s completely exhausting!
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No you don’t want to be a pleasant person. Talking to others makes me exhausted.
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Number 4, please. If anything could simultaneously make me want to scream, laugh, and grab the wheel for the next go-round, that would be it. Coffee just ain’t doin’ it, anymore.
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I break for Bitterness.
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