It’s Frickin Friday and I don’t care. I don’t care about work, or science or what I cram down my pie hole. And by that I mean Pizza. I’m gonna slap some tomato sauce or paste or whatever on some crust, lots and lots of cheese, whatever kind, and pepperoni, put it in an oven, then call Pizza Hut, and tell them to freaking deliver it to me, because I don’t want to work on the Pizza, I just want to eat it. You know what else I don’t care about? This post.
I’m gonna take my time getting to work…
..so you can suck it, traffic. Snailed it!
I’m gonna break stuff…
…or paint a wall…I don’t care. Maybe I’ll do both.
I’m gonna throw caution to the wind…
…and bowling pins in the air. Cause I might go bowling later. Whatever. I’ll do what I want.
Maybe I’ll find a payphone…
..and steal a nickel from it. Cause I’m bad to the bone like that.
Who wants to play a game….
…of Go Fish.
I’ll be Wile E. Coyote if I want to….
…or go swimming if I want to…
Maybe I’ll go to a game….
…or wear a stupid hat…
Maybe I’ll ignore my neighbors…
…or do a the electric slide with them.
I don’t have to take this garbage…
...of course the garbage doesn’t have to take me either.
At the end of an exhausting day….
…ice cream.
The world may end…
…but at least it will be refreshing…
..unlike this blog’s old rehashed, overdone premise. A Bitter Friday to you. Or not. I DON’T CARE.
ARRRRGGGHHHHH
Bitter Fridon’t care Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHCxdlZ7G18 – I think I’ve found your soul mate!
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That would be my snail mate.
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Hahaha, This is awesome. From where did you get all those crazy pictures?!
They are too good. Loved it.
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The internet. It was a lot of hard work, but I managed to find the don’t cariest of the least cariest.
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Yes I bet. Its not that easy to find what you desire on Internet. It takes lot of time and energy. Job well done Ben ! 🙂
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I am the world’s best at wasting time.
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Spending time on what you love is the time well spent Ben 🙂
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I think I could certainly use that snail costume. Maybe even to go somewhere.
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It would make a good costume for Let’s Make a Deal.
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I always knew Fred Rogers was in the neighborhood, but now he’s in the how-yuss. Did that sound like Barbara Billingsly speaking jive?
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He was just a bitter guy hiding behind a smile.
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Omg the mr. rogers GIF was priceless.. Its a wonderful day in the neighbourhood, a wonderful day for a neighbour, won’t you be mine, wont you be mine
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Mr. Rogers was really just a bitter guy that was such a good actor that you always thought he was happy. But, you know, he did talk to imaginary creatures..
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That he did.. I wonder what kind of meds he was on. Seemed like a pretty good high.
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I think he was having PTSD. He was in the Navy.
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Wow, fun fact!! Here is one for you – his mom knit every single one of his sweaters he put on in the show.. I watched a 2 minute video on 50 facts about mr. rogers… Somehow they overlooked the navy fact.. Typing this made me realize how I definitely wasted 2 minutes of my life.
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I know. Commenting on my blog is such a waste.
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hey now, dont change my words. afterall, we’re still waiting on you for dinner
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I didn’t change your words. Just a general statement. And I hope dinner is grand when I finally decide to come.
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Your lack of care is inspiring. I could barely muster the will to comment because the force of your negativity crushes my soul.
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I hope to crush all people’s spirits, so I am glad I got at least one today. Everyone else seems happy that it is Friday for some reason.
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Thanks for the recent like and to show my appreciation I’m gifting you lifetime use of a great photo from this old post. It’s under the section titled Gross.
I made my husband walk all over Venice with me to find the dumb thing. I took the photo myself, so it’s mine to give away and I think you can get some real mileage out of it.
http://kellyjgrace.com/2013/08/16/dp-standout/
There’s probably a better way to deliver it, but as you know “It’s Friday and I’m done”.
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Is it the one of the guy balancing on the other guy? That is awesome. I’m going to use it someday.
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Ice cream! The perfect way to end the day, everyday. I’ve reached the point where I no longer care about my long to – do list at work. It’s Friday, and whatever I can accomplish, is all I can do. No stress Friday. I don’t care.
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It’s Freaking Friday. Just throw up all your papers like you just don’t care.
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I ready to do just that!
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make sure you record it next time. The internet will love it.
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I’ll keep that in mind.
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Reblogged this on Understanding, Optional and commented:
This one made me giggle today! Sometimes I imagine this is a blog I wrote because you seem to read my mind and dare to put it out there. Thanks for providing me with laughs on this Friday!
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Wow, your panties are in an even bigger waddle then usual. What got you so riled up? As usual, you are near genius with the hilarious videos! I look forward to them….and if you are too bitter to post them…..arrgghh!
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I’m always waddled. Just felt like a just don’t care Friday.
Someday, I may make a video of my own, or in other words just start recording all the stupid things I do.
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That would be a bitter post indeed…
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You got that right.
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oh great , now i’m going to be afraid of the b b b bad shark coming through the hole in the ceiling , delivering pizza.
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Go Fish.
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crazy 8
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Life.
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do not pass go .do not collect 200.00
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From Ace Ventura 2?
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if vinny vin diesel or jim grinch is playing monopoly
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Or retreating from a Rhino.
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retreating from rhino is the game of Life?
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in the game of Ace Ventura.
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you Masked the game of Life & the cereal Mikey
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I guess I am a Liar Liar.
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Yes Man you aren’t a liar liar
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That’s on right after the Truman show.
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which is on before dick & jane
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Which you need to be 21 to view.
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what if you have dyslexia & are 12
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I am dsylsexic. I always mix up my w’s.
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y w’s?
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maybe I have trouble with x’s too.
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because x’s are math. a multiplying x
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math is my dyslexia. I turn around numbers a lot.
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sometimes they turn you around with a blindfold & you pin the tail on the donkey
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sounds like a party. a kid’s party.
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i do believe it is a goat’s party
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I will not goat that party.
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i will lamb cushion that party
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Quit mutton things up.
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lol….muttin doin
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oh you will not go to .LOL.. the mold on the ceiling is really killing my brain… i’m not joking…
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It sounds like it is getting really mold.
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you have no idea..i’m so confused.
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oh you were doing movies : the number 23
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Oh yeah Mr. Popper’s Penguin.
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i am always the dumber i dumb & dumber
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Just try to stay out of the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. It’s pretty bright.
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oh i saw that.don’t have the faintest memory of it either.
you have to Mask the sun Man, on the moon.
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Because your mind was erased, haha. I think the view from the man on the moon was Majestic.
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LOL i saw eraser too with arnold schwarzenegger, but he erased that too…
view in majestic was Kick A _ _.
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The majestic was fantastic.
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i can’t remember because i had no eternal sunshine or a spotless mind
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Cause you were wearing a mask.
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i was wearing a mask outside in my pink cadillac but it makes me feel like a grinch
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Horton hears a who.
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horton hears the cable guy
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stan musial doesn’t like my cupcake city i wrote today at same time he did like 12 hrs ago.
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It thought it was Cwupcake with the w backwards.
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i like backwards cwupcakes.they are delicious both backward or forward.
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and they are always in competitions with each other.
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tap jazz and ballet & hot cross bun competition
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The shark vacuuming the rug. Hmm. Vacuuming the rug with a shark seems to be a bit overdoing it…I don’t like my TV, but…I like to have use of it once in a while…(actually, my sister gave me a vacuum — not a Shark, she’d had for a while, and said, “I don’t like this vacuum — but maybe you can find some use for it” — I dropped my cell in the slush on the way in to a movie a few months ago, and it became wet, and I looked online and they recommended taking the wand attachment to the phone to get water out of it: I turned the vacuum on, and the site suggested leaving the vacuum on for 15 minutes: the VC “ate” a beater-bar shaped hole in my rug! WHY the *&^% would I ever graduate to a “Shark”! So I bought a brand new “Dirt Devil”!) –Mark
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So your shark ate your phone? Now that is a shame.
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LOL you snailed it
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I probably would have snailed that guy if I he was doing that in front of me.
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lol..nuh uh..how do you know it wasn’t a girl snail
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He seemed a little slimy.
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LOL a little slimy .LOL
friday fricken fracking tom cruise attacking
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and getting smacked.
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sugar smacks .is that a cereal?
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Yes, a sugary one.
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LOL i think you’re right..
sprinkles on my cupcakes make me happy
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I need some ice cream cupcake cake.
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oh that sounds good.i wanted one for a long time.once i made a delicious one & when i took it out of the freezer the pyrex fell on my leg & cut me…lol..that was the last & only time.
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Wow you sure seem to have a lot of accidents.
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i never did when i was little.only once i had new patent leather shoes & slippery at recess…when i was 16 car stopped to turn left into bob jones univ. & my boyfriend swerved right ,brakes bad & down street into telephone pole
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Does Pharrell know that basketball player is wearing his hat?
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“That Basketball Player” is Kobe Bryant. And I think he broke into Pharrell’s house and stole his hat, yes.
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At least I didn’t say Dennis Rodman.
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Wait you know who he is?
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