Magic has been in the air lately. By in the air, I mean on the air. And by on the air, I mean on TV. Now You See Me, The Wonder Burt Wonderstone, Harry Potter… They have all been on TV this week, which means that magic is in the air. So I assume that means that magical things will happen this week. And by magical I mean curses, which has been performed upon me at work, and work has made me want to do so. So for your bitter entertainment, I present Magically Bitter Friday Pictures.
This guy was eaten…
by a magical bush.
This guy called upon his trusty broomstick….
…but the broomstick was sitting at home watching Harry Potter and was too lazy to come visit.
This horse was bitter that his unicorn dream didn’t come true…
…so he became a pegasus.
This guy forgot to wear his cape of invisibility…
…but remembered his swift kick to the groin magic.
Never venture into the pool of darkness…
…if you ever want to be seen again.
Watch Beyonce perform on stage…
her pull a pizza out of my hair trick…(my favorite trick by the way)
Watch this guy learn how to levitate…
while his friend forgets how to…
Watch this magician…
…do the rare make the leaf pile, two kids disappear and anger the raker trick.
Watch this guy levitate over the earth…
and then not…
And for our grand finale….
We’ll scare the crap out of this dude….
Now watch as I make all my blog followers disappear in one easy blog post. Abra-kadabra, disappero….
Later suckers!
Arrrggghhhhh
Bitter Disappearer Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
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Brilliance!
(My father was a magician)
But he was more subtle….
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Was he magically delicious though? I love magic and the movies about them.
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You can’t get rid of us that easily.
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I’m good at being bitter, but not so good at magic. All I gotta say is you don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here. Maybe you are your other blog friends can find somewhere to hang out until morning when I reopen the blog.
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The pizza thing is part of the reason I regret cutting my hair.
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I hate when mine only brings out one of those Pizza Hut mini pizzas.
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my hair is just like hers , but i can’t make a pizza appear. what am i doing wrong?
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Guess you need to learn to sing and dance and not jazz.
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ah.. i went to dancing school for 12 years but i can’t sing,even when i could i couldn;t
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Guess no pizza hair for you then.
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good. i just washed it. i don’t like parmesan or reggie ano in my hair
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I wash mine everyday thankfully.
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lol. wow that would be like a million hours out of my life if i did that.
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I’m missing most of mine, so it only takes a minute and less to dry.
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LOL.. mine takes 5 hours to dry …in the bitter wind
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you must have a lot of hairs.
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yes, yes i do… on a windy day , like cousin It
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The wind can’t even find my hair.
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lol. poor wind
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It’s blind i guess.
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definitely if he can’t find your hair, dumb wind.
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he’s full of hot air.
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that’s good in the winter time
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Not in the summer though.
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robert goulet would say “summer winter or fall.. no no not in springtime”
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It’s all changing on Sunday.
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is that really true? used to be april, when the time changed
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And October to be the time we would fall back.
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yes exactly. your bday & my brother’s (oct)..that’s how i remembered.
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I fell forward this weekend.
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i hope you didn’t hurt yourself
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I fell and hurt my time.
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time falls for no man
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I fail for all people.
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all people fail for me. i am so tired of: i have more people reading backwards than forward, like 30 people,they won’t like what i write today for 6 months, they just like way back dark ages..then i waste all day reading them backwards trying to find what i haven’t read…do you have that?
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You read people backwards?
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LOL yes. also,since last night,do you have this blue box on this page that pops up & says “HOWDY may we help you”?
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i love the pile of leaves and the pissed off response from the rake guy.
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I love seeing others bitter and angry.
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You must spend half your life on Youtube Ben…. Let’s hope you bought stock in that franchise. Your BLOG was crazy once again my friend. Lots of action,funny, edgy, so I gave it two thumbs up!
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I don’t hardly ever go on Youtube. I get these gifs from other places.
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Yeah the pizza trick…she got that off me. Bitter? Me? hmph…I feel like the girl on the left that the magic brookstick guy landed on. Like I need to give my head a shake but OH here’s THIS guy to do it for me! Thanks for reminding me, Ben. That one can just be grooving along and all of a sudden someone falls out of the sky and lands on your head. I’m staying in this weekend.
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If I lived in the land of Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs it would be raining pizza from the sky every day.
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Where am I, and why am I in this hand basket?
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or this bed being launched into space?
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LMAO you just made my day I can’t stop laughing ha ha ha ha ha death by magic in the air ha ha ha ha ha ha oh Ben your bitterness brings me joy *that’s so wrong* he he he
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It is actually a magic trick that I made someone laugh, when all I’m trying to do is make someone bitter.
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That was a mean thing to do while Long Duck Dong was trying to sleep. I am very impressed by Beyonce at this point. Shaking her bum half-naked at Superbowl half-time did nothing for me, but pulling a partially-eaten Supreme pizza out from her weave so nonchalantly really showcases her both Italian heritage and her mastery of magic. She is a regular Doug Henning. Minus the overbite. And the mustache. And the being dead part.
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If Beyonce actually produce pizza, I might actually go to one of her concerts.
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hollah
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Maybe even play some Halo.
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Laughing out loud Kerbey!
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