For 13 years now, or basically every year since I started working at my current job that I hate, the worst day of every year is one that you wouldn’t expect. It is the day after President’s Day and it is for particular reasons.
1. It is about a month and a half before our fiscal year end, so as is tradition in this country, dealers(not of drugs, but of radios) procrastinate their yearly goals until the last month and a half.
2. We have President’s Day off.
3. Most of our dealers don’t.
4. The kids have it off.
5. My co-workers know it is the worst day of the year.
6. So they take it off.
7. I don’t ever get that day off.
8. Because my co-workers are big huge wastes of space and take it first.
This year, our “newly, upgraded” system, doesn’t do half of what our old dinosaur like system did, but does it twice as fast. It does stuff like not print things to the warehouse (but twice as fast), and it does things like automatically release things that our dealers don’t want. And it does things like not allow us to see anything that is useful, like when stuff is going to be in stock.
Also, my supervisor since she noticed I was only doing three jobs, announced that the day before our “new, upgraded” system that I would also be first backup to our 1 customer service rep. So basically I would be taking 50% of the calls in our que that I haven’t taken in 5 years.
Also, our “new, upgraded” system wouldn’t work for entry for over a week. And also a week after that, the warehouse wouldn’t recieve any of those orders that had been piling up for over a week. And also the phones would continue to work so that people could call and tell me over and over again how angry they are because they have had to wait over a month and a half to get something shipped. And also, I tried to help them (not really) but couldn’t because angry people were in the que to tell me that their order was also late and we suck and how come nothing is being done.
And also, whenever we tried to find someone in the company(IT, upper management) that could help us with “the new upgraded” system getting orders to print or get shipped, they were too busy (laughing with each other) while saying they would “work on it”.
So the day after President’s Day, a day where most everyone else works, our orders were piling up, people were angry because no one answered the phone yesterday, and our warehouse couldn’t ship anything because they were receiving a shipment. So all day yesterday, I got to hear yet more people yelling and screaming that they didn’t get their shipment and I need a call back. But I needed to go to an interview yesterday, at 4:00 pm so I needed to leave early. So no one got a call back. While the weather wasn’t terrible relative to the east coast and its snow hammer, it was rainy, windy and cold. And my interview was terrible.
So, hey Mt. Rushmore, which resides in the state where I grew up, and all you other President’s, you can suck it.
You make me so bitter.
Arrrgghhhh
President of the Bitter Club Ben
I love video games, but as the Bitter Midas, everything I touch turns to bitter.
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Customer service – the only place you’ll find people more bitter than you are.
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Um…I’m in customer service, so there is no more bitter.
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WTF !! 5555
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This world does nothing but provoke your bitterness. I’m sure it relishes in it.
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The world will pay dearly for that. I’m going to litter upon it to show that I am the boss.
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I think Vice Presidents are probably even more bitter about President’s Day than you are.
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Have you met my blog? It is way more bitter about everything than anyone else. Especially VP’s.
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Seriously this makes me very concerned for you. What in the world will you do for Memorial Day??!! 🙂
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Probably sleep in. The next day? Well not as bad as President’s Day, but surely I’ll find something to be bitter about.
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Sorry your interview sucked, but your photos are the bomb!
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That’s what I felt like doing to the building as I was walking out.
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You had me at “Presidents, you can suck it”, my favorite line… ever!
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So I had you right at the end? So glad I could catch you right at the end. The President’s can kiss my end.
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🙂
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Seriously. How do they know what Abe’s butt looks like? I feel your pain.
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They had to do a lot of research in his log cabin.
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love the southern exposure
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Who knew the president’s had those kinda behinds?
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You do CUSTOMER SERVICE work?? I’m always yelling at those guys. No wonder you are bitter. Do you have to ask what the clients’ Mother Maiden Name? Oh boy, that must be one well-paying job, otherwise NOBODY would do it. The clients get to talk to you AFTER they go through a 15 minute voice mail system that does not recognize them, or the numbers they enter. They are hopping mad BEFORE, you say one word. (I hope your wife recognizes you for the SAINT you are!!)
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Not only is it a bitter job, but it is low paying. You probably don’t ever call me. Unless you are a business that buys 2 way radios. Those people can be pretty nasty.
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Lol sorry.
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It is a sorry place to work. But I hear they are hiring soon. Do you need a really bitter job?
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Ha ha ha ha ha no thanks I love my Job ha ha ha ha
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dang. Oh well, when you want a really bad one…
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next year if you could just remind us the day before, i would know why everything is closed or not on tv.
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I will remind everyone next year how bitter that day makes me, by not working there anymore.
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thank-you. i was like why is jim cramer not on tv? oh no is the p.o. closed ? yes it was
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It really throws people off when they don’t get their post office.
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it was bad, b/c my brother was mad at me for usps & not ups & mon was 2 weeks contract was lost 25 pages..p.o. said they would check in 2 days fri night, but then i saw mon was a holiday… ………..
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I wish I could post…office more.
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lol….
…and office less..home more
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less Microsoft Office.
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& more haiku:
bitter ben on phone
bitter listeners hang up
where’s secretary
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you could even type that one in microsoft office.
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do i have that on my computer, b/c all i see is : lick 20 minutes, then do you want to wait for pages to ____ something ? i say yes & 20 more min.
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I think you are looking at a stamp, not a computer.
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LOL cause i said lick…i can’t see . have to make page 75% or reply box doesn’t appear
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make it so then.
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it is so then.then sew & so
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sew depressing.
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then try knitting.maybe a hammock
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That sounds like a cheesy idea.
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it’s a jolly good jiffy poppy idea
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You butter believe it.
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you knead n’t know you were so far below i couldn’t see saw you
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I’ve been bread to be bitter.
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speaking of bread and butter, your twin brother is allergic to butter & i am to margarine. his turtle likes chiffon
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does my twin brother have a biting barry blog?
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lolno but he loves alllitteration
he has beautiful haiku & you know what in 5 days he has like 131 comments & you 151 here.you twin is trying to beat you at fast talk thinking
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so he is taking over?
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no silly
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he’s your new mewse?
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you are muse silly.
no new muses can apply.
once you are knighted .
that’s all she wrote
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that is a long knight.
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long day & knight w/ sir tom cruise.. you know what i just realized 3 months late, that i can read you on that thingy instead of the page with the black box covering & i don’t miss any bitter sentences.
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Oh wow you can read mine on that thingy? That is good news.
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yes it’s great .please don’t make it say sorry this blog only whateveritsays…..
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Are you talking about the preview thing?
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yes
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I knew I could count on you BB. I’ve missed your bitter banter for days now. 🙂
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It has been a little while and it because of this aforementioned job. Working at my job is cutting into my blogging. So rude.
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How dare they! Sorry you are having a hard time. It’ll get better bitter. 🙂
ps: not to be confused with more bitter. lol
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That’s what they keep telling me. I assume I will get a huge raise, promotion and a parade in my name. Do you think my expectations are too high?
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It’s the least they can do…..:)
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I know right?
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1. i didn’t get my shipment 2. i see a lot of math is involved in this at leas 50% and C.when you answered didn’t they ask to speak to someone else instead with a less bitter voice?
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They all wanted to speak to another voice, but it was only me and another bitter person. So they had no choice.
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wow that rhymed & it’s an unintentional haiku …stop at me= haiku.
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I didn’t stop on purpose.
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i know a LOT of drivers who don’t stop on purpose too…so you knew = haiku
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that is me too. I try to roll right through stop signs.
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bad bitter ben
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No one has died yet.
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i hope no one has died unless they dyed laughing.i don’t remember what we were talking about
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I might dye…my hair. if I had any.
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you are lucky.mine is very long,like rapunzel or shazunkel as my brother says but more falls out in a day than i can believe from stress,etc..
i don’t dye it but clairol natural instincts 20r malaysian cherry, semi- truck washes out, it
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I don’t have long hair and it isn’t red.
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i have tangles galore pia zador a
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you sound like a rapper.
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i rap moo shu pancakes
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you’re the yiddish rapper.
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lol there is a jewish rapper. his name is drake .
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he’s jewish?
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yes, your twin brother told me that .his mother is so he is
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who’s my twin brother again?
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don’t think i ever told you.lol. hugh clark hunter of scotland
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who’s he?
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your twin brother, king of scotland
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Whoa, he is the king?
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yes & he asked me to cyber betrothe al him tonight.
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I’m the king of bitter. I have a bitter crown and everything.
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is it gold? do you also have a burger king crown ?
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I hope to get one and take a picture of it someday.
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a picture on your head
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It would be pretty shiny.
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not if you dye it blue like my haiku i just posted
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Then it would be dead.
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your hair would die from dye?
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My hair would die from age.
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40? nuh uh…my hair dies from stress and rumplestilsken pulling it.
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Mine is Harry Potter.
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doesn’t he have a lot of hair
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A little more than me.
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a lot less than me
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Way less.
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weigh less too .my sister said it weighs so much = headache.lol
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Take some aleve. It works for me.
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if it ‘s ibuprofen that’s a no fen
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definitely not phen fen.
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not phen fen…phenofen kills pain
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As long as it helps me lose weight.
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no it kills pain so you can eat more.
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now that sounds fantastic. is it available?
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it was in the 1980 somethings
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I lived then.
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i lived then. strom thurmond & tom jones lived then too
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They lived way before that too.
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yes strom was in my book in 8th grade & he ate at a restaurant in d.c. with this lady i knew in 2000 i think .
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A great bitter post! There is nothing worse than a job you hate.
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Yep. I am considering just becoming a billionaire because then I wouldn’t have to work there anymore.
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Do you need a bitter hug?! Scowly face grin.
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Nope I don’t need any hugs at my pity party.
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Alright then, I’m experiencing bitterness on your behalf, that’s what scowly bitter friends do. Scowly grin.
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That’s more like it. You are making a lot of progress on on becoming a bitteratarian.
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You’re a bitter inspiration.
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It’s what I do. the only thing.
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