Lot’s of people got shiny and new stuff in the last few days. Shininess and brightness can be distracting as babies and cats know. Even I get distracted by laser pointers. I’ve been known to chase them from time to time (meaning always). By chase I mean with my eyes. And by lasers I mean television. Because you can’t chase laser pointers from the couch while laying down with your eyes closed. Trust me, I haven’t tried. People kno All this research, takes no time from my schedule and
Things you missed this last week:
There were the Holiday Memories of White Ninjas, Discovery Channel T-shirts, crazy fluid gushing cars, in A Bitter Christmas to All, and To All a Good Night.
Then I talked about how I sabotage all vacations because I can’t just can’t stand the questions when I get back in Bitter Anticipation.
Then there was some Friday Bitterness Pictureness that I had to do from work. Because I was working, on Friday the week of Christmas. I’m not bitter about that at all.
The bitter twitter was pretty skinny this week, unlike me:
The comments came somehow even though everyone was busy.
From A Bitter Christmas to All, and To All a Good Night:
“Here’s a post-Christmas bitter memory: this year, one of my cousins got me dark chocolate covered edamame beans. I’m not even entirely sure what what they are, either.” Katie
“I was so entranced by this morning’s yule log, I almost missed your post! Uh, note to self: never do gift exchange with Ben.” Clever Girl
“And a bitter Christmas to you, too! We’re expecting lots of snow tomorrow and that will make me bitter…grrr!” Belle.Beckford
From Bitter Anticipation:
“See this is why I don’t do vacations. If it is not one thing it is another. It’s always something.” John W. Howell
“My favorite line: “So how was your vacation?” (It was good, until I had to come back and talk to you).
I do like my coworkers, but having to return to work and be asked such questions just reminds me of why I didn’t (never) want to return to work.
Hawaii looks like a very nice place to be bitter in.” 1 Write Way
“Vacations make me bitter because I always get sick. Take this vacation for example: The first week I was on a cruise and I spent the entire time gobbling motion sickness pills. Now that I’m in my second week, I have a cold. Nothing says vacation like nausea and copious amounts of snot.” Katie Renee
From Friday Pictures – The Clever Edition:
“I feel like I can see that horse guys exasperated face just from the slump of his shoulders. That horse is my hero. Also that guy who barely slips in through the door. Mad skillZ.” Aussa Lorens
“Bitter Ben I’m so sorry to be commenting, because you have just clearly said you don’t want to have contact with people. But I just wanted to say I know how you feel, so I hope we can be good enemies, or at least pretty darn indifferent towards each other. God luck in your quest.” Notavogon
“The bitter little girl is my favorite…I think we should recruit her for Chaos. She could be your minion.” Miss Tiffany
Annddd…There are some bonus pictures:
Every day…
I’ve been trying to hit one forever….
Can’t wait until I make 2014 even more bitter than 2013…
Make sure that you get distracted by shiny things or not so shiny things, because you should be doing anything else right now but reading this. Take a nap, sit on a couch. You might even want to do something productive instead of reading this, anything but the dullness on this blog.
Arrrggghhh
Bitter Dullified Ben
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i want a kangaroo who plays guitar for hanukkah
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I want to be lazy and not do work all day. I guess we both won’t get what we want.
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i don’t see why you can’t be lazy & not work all day &
i can teach a kangaroo to play a guitar
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cause job. my kids want to eat and I haven’t learned how to do one of those pyramid schemes .
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you have to be a narcissist , i think 1st.. you could do pyramid cheerleading & just work during football games
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maybe if the kids could get work, like being an NBA all star old dad wouldn’t have to work.
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you want them to get work as athletes?
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My son should be a football player or basketball player. He’s pretty athletic for a 6 year old.
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how bout curling .can he curl
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He could but there is no mansion for me in that.
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oh mansions are football & basketball .why not baseball?
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Cause baseball is boring.
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baseball’s been very bad to me..cheeseburger, pepsi.
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It’s a good thing if you want your kid to fall asleep.
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does it only work for kids, b/c i would like to fall asleep too
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It would work for anyone actually
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that is wonderful news. you really do have to teach a seminar
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A seminar on bitterness, yes I could do that.
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yes you could & you have to serve bittersweet icinged cupcakes
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nothing but bitter food would be served.
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i can live with that…especially bittersweet deserts
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mostly bitter things that people despise.
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i despise doors & knocking & squeaking outside door doors & slamming doors that woke me up 2 days & hammering that wakes me up for 2 months & doors with springs that people slam when they bring me mail i don’t want at 8 am & wake me & scare me & ptsd……….could go on forever
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Not a fan of doors either.
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thank-you .what about the band the doors? is that something?
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not really.
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what about doors adorned at dorms
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Dorms were always better when the doors were open.
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i don’t know..the only time, i lived there was in 6th grade at string camp…the same school,i later went to college there..don’t know where i’m going with this partial sentence
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I had a great time at the dorms.
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did you really? all i remember is something about a bath with a duck at the dorm at string camp
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I actually did. It was my least bitter days.
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that’s wonderful,except you would have to change your name …my next door neighbor & i almost killed each other, being roomates at string camp, but not at home
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band camp is a place for bitterness.
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yes especially when you fall down a couple of steel stairs & have to take a bath with a duck
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Especially when the duck tells you to duck.
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LOL..yes i like when ducks tell me to duck: they are so smart
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Aflaaaac.
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LOL…aflaaccc fore golfing
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i need that duck to give me some money.
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oh yeah.
he is the duck for
you he pays you not to work
he’s a haiku too
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I wonder if he pays with large bills.
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LOL. i think that’s the only way he can pay
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maybe small bills.
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baby ducks.
how do storks carry babies that weigh as much as they do?
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they ask moms to hold them in their bellies for 9 months.
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wow: that’s asking a lot
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And yet…they do it every day.
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they do do it every day…mothers & kangaroos
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and snakes right?
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no never. i can’t say the word…
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you can’t say snakes? can you say sharks?
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i can say sharks, card sharks , mafia sharks, smile for the camera mr. shark
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the sharkticons were my favorite transformers.
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i know no transformers, but they have a cute name
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They are all pretty awesome.
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then they should have transformer land in orlando
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They didn’t have it up when I was there. So bitter.
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you couldn’t pay me to go to orlando….could pay for transformers
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more than meets the eye.
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mary tyler moore meats the I
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She’s a robot in disguise?
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yes she’s disquised as dick van dyke
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so she is a car too?
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yes she was in Car s 2.she played a pink trans am
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will she be in cars 3
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if rhoda is asked to be a pink el camino, then yes
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Hopefully they don’t make a Cars 3.
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you didn’t like cars 2?
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I …uh not really.
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cars 1?i saw a pink car on family guy & this other car asked him out & he said hey chuck it’s me morty,they painted me pink.lol
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It was okay.
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sounds fabulous,like you gave it 5 stars
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out of a hundred yes.
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lol that’s not good
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not so good at all.
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what’s not good? lol forgetting?
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I’d like to pass that errorists sign out to everyone in my office.
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I’d be one of the errorists and for once I would win.
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lol… like the tweets! Thanks for the plug 😉
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They have just the right bitter flavor, don’t you think Clever Person, uh I mean girl?
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A bitter new year to you for 2014! Thanks for the shout out and for all the bitter times!
http://bellemorgen.wordpress.com/2013/12/28/thanks-for-all-the-fish/
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I’ll be stealing that “errorists” sign, though everyone I work with is too stupid to understand it.
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I love the hell out of bitter which I think is better. Thanks for bittering me on this recap. I’ll try to do more bitter in 2014
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That is the goal. Get more bitter in 2014iter. It rhymes.
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Poet, feet show it – Longfellow
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I like “Community,” but are they going to be going to college until they’re 80?
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I sure hope so. If it is those people, I wouldn’t care.
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