We quit at noon!
In case you are really bad at looking at calendars or bad at realizing how people seem to be dressed in casual jeans instead of their normally dapper attire, it is Friday. A day in which, I like to post blantantly stolen pictures from the internet and loosely relate them to how bitter I am. In the case of this Friday, I have scheduled some days off next week to go to Hawaii (so all the criminals will know it is okay to steal stuff from my house). However, I just realized just because you schedule time off for Hawaii, doesn’t mean you get to go unless you buy airline tickets, book a hotel, and have actual money to go. Don’t worry though. I plan to go to the airport and pretend to be going on a trip, bags packed and all, and expect that one of those travel sights are filming a commercial in which they say, “If I tell you that you can go anywhere in the world, but you had to go right now, would you do it?” To which I would say, “Uh, let me think about it. Hawaii and yes.” Then who is the sucker! But with my bitter luck they would say that I had to go to Siberia and I would only have my shorts and sandals.
If that idea fails(since it will) what does a bitter guy do on vacation?
Takes the kids to the aquarium:
Let’s go swimming.
Tries a new sport.
Learning how to fly.
Does some swimming:
Learning how to dive….
Takes a tour of a castle:
Where is the moat?
Plays some sports.
Piggy back ride!!!
Goes to the gym:
I got this!
Jumps on the trampoline:
How did these cars get in our backyard?
Grabs some grub:
Lemsffs gessfum fommdt tuuu emmat.
But mostly this.
This couch isn’t very comfortable….
Have a bitter next week knowing that I will not be working(like every other week but from home). Don’t worry though, there will be bitterness about that too.
Arrrrggghhhh
Bitter Vacationing Ben
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Happy sunday to you! The castle is awesome. Are this the famos american mobil homes?
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Kind of. That is a bouncy house that kids like to jump in for parties. They are so elegant.
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I’m bitter and jealous! Bring me back some seashells and sand. Or at least send me a pizza while I’m slaving away at work. Argh! 😛
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I would bring you some seashells and sand if I was actually going to Hawaii. You are going to be much closer to a beach and sun than I will.
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Your vacation is making me that much more bitter about my week.
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I’m glad you are finally getting the vision. I’m bitter because you are doing something productive with yours and I am being lazy on mine. Just kidding.
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Canada and now Hawaii? You’re having a bad streak of failed vacations! Maybe you could try to prompt yourself to dream about them somehow! Then you may feel as though you’ve been, but with few stories to tell!:)
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I did have a dream last night that I wasn’t bitter and I was in Hawaii, but I woke up in cold sweats and realized it was just a nightmare.
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Now, you are really trying to make me Jealous Jen with your trip to Hawaii, but then you soothed my nerves with the realization that you aren’t actually going…Thanks…I can’t handle much more!
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If you want to be jealous about something, I am not working this week. Much…
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Except at being FRESHLEY PRESSED AWESOME!
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Trust me, knowing Oprah is much better. Besides, all FP does is get you a bunch of annoying people that you don’t care about stop by and trash your post and then leave and never come back again. Then everyone ignores your other posts.
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Lol, maybe you will end up in Canada.
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If I am wandering around near the border and get lost, maybe.
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Hawaii stinks of heavily perfumed flowers….sure you’re up for such bitterness?
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I will push through the pain and bitterness to sacrifice for it.
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Too bitter. Happy weekend
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I will work on getting more bitter then.
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Huzzah for vacations, Ben! As always I enjoyed your gifts, particularly the one with the trampoline. I mean… what the heck…
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Worst day ever for the black car. First, the kid uses it as a second trampoline and then gets annihilated by the truck. Sounds like a regular day at work.
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I am so bitter for you going to Hawaii and being bitter about it…..
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I’m bitter because I’m not going to Hawaii and I totally want to.
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the couch one looks like me at a staff meeting
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You talking about the one where he is sleeping or she is eating? I’m all about sleeping through staff meetings.
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Friday. There is none better…uh…bitter.
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Especially the Friday before a long vacation.
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I love the occasional post where I don’t have to read lots of words and I can just clap my hands like an idiot and laugh at pictures and .gifs or whatever those little video things are called. Enjoy your week off. I don’t hate you for it or anything.
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That is why I do these picture posts every Friday. Because reading posts can be exhausting and on Friday no one wants to read stuff and I surely don’t want to write stuff.
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Love this!
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I’m pretty bitter about Hawaii.
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