Such a beautiful sight! Not the scenery, the guy falling off his unicycle!
I blogged yesterday about Autumn, or fall and how bitter it makes me. Today, since it is Friday and I like to be lazy and just post Bitter Pictures of Failures of other people, I decided to go with a Fall theme. And by Fall, I really mean fall, as in fall on your face for my amusement. So, be bitter that you weren’t there, or that these were you and someone captured your failure on camera. Either way, let’s start the fall…
They don’t call it gymnicetics.
Bitter Former Gymnastic Commentator: In this synchronized gymnastic competition, the Flores Sisters get up on the stools and we see Kari dazzle the crowd moving slightly and giving us the hello wave gesture. Not to be outdone, Mari is in the back kicking her feet back and Whoa! what a move! Unbeliveable style and grace! Though Kari was unbelievable, I would have to give the slight edge to Mari for stepping it up and then falling to the Flores!
Reporter: Bjork who are you wearing? Bjork: Walmart Snuggie.
Ryan Bittercrest: Bjork, welcome to the MTB(Empty Bitterness) music awards. Who are you wearing? Bjork where are you going? Bjork? Ohhhh…my…it looks like Bjork is trying to show us the back of her outfit! Let’s keep following her…Bjork and what are those shoes? Are those vintage rollerblades? Any new projects in the pipeline Bjork? Anything you are falling hard for?
They’ve been practicing this fall all week in practice.
Basketbitter announcer: 5 seconds to go in the game and the Running Charltins are only 20 points behind. What will they do on this last play? Oh it looks like are going with the classic Jump and Dump, and I’ve got to say that all the work in practice this week payed off. The play is executed perfectly with number 5 scooting in getting on all fours, deceiving the other team into thinking that she is trying to elevate her teammate and #34 executing the final fall perfectly. What an end to the game! Black team loses in spectacular fashion! My Oh My!
Grumpy Cat’s sister Bitter Lazy Cat in the wild.
Bitter Safari tour guide(whispering): Look closely off to your left and you will see the Elephants trampling the dirt to death. Oh my goodness, did you see the elephant trip on that tiger? What a spectacular sight. And on the right, in the watering hole you can see Alligator Ned pranking Alligator Cletus, by pulling his friends tail. Wow, that Alligator Cletus looks livid! It’s looks the Alligator Cletus is so mad at Alligator Ned that he is eating Alligator Ned’s lunch of Gazelle and Zebra. And to your right, you will see Grumpy Cat’s brother, Bitter Lazy Cat. Bitter Lazy Cat sleeps about 23 1/2 hours a day only wakes to meow and get others to bring him food. Luckily we came at just the right time. Bitter Lazy Cat is waking up and…he’s down…Don’t worry, he’s not hurt. This is just how Bitter Lazy Cat gets to sleep.
I hope your Bitter Weekend is as bitter and lazy and Bitter Lazy Cat is. I would suggest staying indoors, getting some stale air and being as ambitiousless as possible. Or be active and waste your weekened. I don’t care.
Bitter Ambitiousless Ben
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I wonder if that cat hates Halloween as much as Rory does.
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He doesn’t hate Halloween as much as he is just bitter about it.
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the cat is my fav – thanks )
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Always glad to help you be bitter about cats.
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Bitter doesn’t begin to address how I felt seeing all those people try and fail. At least the cat/bee wasn’t trying. I am currently trying to teach my cat how to wear a funny hat. She is teaching me a LOT about the effectiveness of bitter looks. I feel small. Very small. That’s bitterness. ( I just wanted a LAUGH, Ryka, so quit staring at me. I’ll get some solvent in the morning and unglue the hat.)
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Cats needs to be a little bit bitter at wearing clothes. Why should it be such a chore to teach them how to do it?
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Shouldn’t they already KNOW?! I mean, wearing a hat isn’t easy for most cats. You really have to have style, panache and a little help with the hot glue gun. Did I get thanks?
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But then again, it takes a lot of work for me to get hats on too. So cats can just get over their complicated lives .
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i heard you were moving…moving from one side of the couch to the other? lol…how often ?
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once a week or so.
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wow must be comfortable . i move every 20 minutes.
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that must be s exhausting.
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lol yes it really is..sleep is also…turn from side to side every 15.
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no sleep aids?
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yes tranquilizer
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that sound like something I need to get.
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Wow. I felt guilty over laughing at these. In fact, it made me a bit bitter! 😉 I was laughed at plenty when I’ve fallen, may as well be bitter over that – and laugh bitterly about these!
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Always glad to bring a little darkness into your life. And if you do happen to fall when I see it, I promise I will have a video camera to record it.
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A cat… Bjork…there are no words for how happy this made me. Well, there is one. Moderately. And that’s no mean feat. Seriously though, I loved this!
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It is my job to bring bitterness to your life, so how about you at least pretend to be bitter about these things.
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Ok, I will try. And also, I just stubbed my toe and left out as stream of pretty foul expletives so that’s plenty of bitterness for one day.
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That is a good start. Keep up the bitter work!
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Bjork is rocking that snuggie, no lie. It’s like none of these folks heeded the nursery rhyme: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and broke his head…
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Or that you should make sure you are only doing stupid stuff when the camera isn’t on.
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if you were here in the south, you would hear them pronounce it gymnicetics; that is exactly how it sounds here and you would be bitterly warm ,73 degrees , too lazy to put on your swim suit & go to the beach.
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that is a lot of reasons to go to the south. do they have any good jobs there?
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i think they do. what kind do you want? it costs less to live here .
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everywhere is less to live than here. besides cal, and ny we are probably the most expensive. just looking for a job that pays money, admin assistant, copy writer, marketing assistant, etc.
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potomac md & arlington va. are 3 x’s price here…
ahould i look on craigslist to see – no probably criminal jobs or where do i look ?
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is craig’s list where the kids go to get jobs these days? probably shouldn’t look there because I want to move to move to utah.
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i have no idea, but a lot of criminals advertise there. i spoke to one & i;ve seen it on CNN…one man pretended to be a preacher & rent me his condo in orlando…i wanted 2nd floor, so he told me it was & a grocery, so he said yes… it wasn’t .. then he told me about 5th floor & i knew there wasn’t one………….said he was in another country.. send key – you send money…scam.
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Why is it that people falling always make me laugh. And, by “people” I mean that cat at the end.
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It’s because people laughed at me when I fell, so I laugh at others when they fall. Kind of a pay it forward in a twisted way.
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LOL Ben, I can always rely on a laugh here at your place! BTW I think I have circumvented ‘the wordpress’ issues, perhaps they shouldn’t mess with ‘bitter’ women, 🙂
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WordPress messes with me all the time, but I get all passive aggressive with them and the probably feel bad…or not.
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Here’s a lil prezzie for you, my bitter friend:
http://www.gifbin.com/tag/falling/
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The whole website is a gift to me? So, I can have the website and all the money generated from it? I’m quitting this blog and moving in as soon as I get my bags packed!
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