Whether you missed anything on the blog on purpose or because you are lazy and just didn’t feel like it, you may have missed all or some of the bitter things that were posted on here this week. For my inconvenience and your convenience, I am bitterly recapping all the crap stuff that happened both bitter and uninteresting in one place.
I blogged. I complained about people that had Realistic Expectations of Houses because why would you only want a house that you could afford and only has enough room for you?
Then, because because work doesn’t make me bitter enough, I complained about some of the huge dramas that happened at work. I gave suggestions about Surviving Work Disasters. There are no bigger disasters in our world than the things that happen to us at work.
And finally, yesterday, I featured a country in our world that has a government that actually worked last week(I think). I honored their bitterness by finding bitter pictures from the internet and commenting on them in Canadian Friday Picture Bitterness. A bitter Thanksgiving to you next week, Canadians!
There were Bitter Tweets Twitted.
People commented bitterly.
“Funny 
I like Canada. I think I’ll move there, right above where you live, and sling shot rocks in your general direction all day!” Amanda
“We had a great drama at our office the other day when SOMEONE over-watered the orchid at the front desk, resulting in its untimely demise. The (crazy cat) lady tasked with taking care of the orchid sent out a highly passive aggressive e-mail to the entire office warning us that sh*t would GO DOWN if anyone tried to mess with her precious plants again.” – BreezyK
“I almost called in the SWAT team this morning because someone came into the kitchen to get a glass of water at the same time as me, and we only have ONE water dispenser. I ultimately decided to just go back to my desk and wait until after lunch.” Katie
“Honestly, could you really expect this sweet couple to live without Mediterranean tile and a 6 burner, commercial grade oven? You’re a monster!” – Kerry’s Organized Chaos
“You missed Canadian Ted Cruz.” – Mhasegawa
My response: “There is one? Does he read Green Eggs and Canadian Bacon?”
And there were pictures.
This shirt fits me to a tee.
And imagine my bitter luck when I found this one for my daughter…
…and this one for my son.
It has been an unbelievably bitter week. May your weekend be as bitter as your week has been.
Arrrrrghhhhh
Bitter Missing Ben
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I stumbled on your blog by accident, and OH MY, am I glad I did. I’ve often been accused by people who don’t know me as being very biter, which of course I am, in addition to be caustic, cynical and sarcastic…. What was I talking about? Oh, it doesn’t matter, life is meaningless anyway.
The point I was trying to make was this: Great blog. It’s bitter. I like that.
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First, let me be the first to say I’m sorry you stumbled here on accident. I feel really bad. On the other hand, it is nice to know that there are people out there that are also bitter and caustic, cynical and sarcastic. I know what at least one of those things mean.
Feel free to stop by whenever you are feeling bitter or when you are not and need to get bitter. Or all the time. I am okay with being blog stalked.
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Wow, I’m bummed I missed this one when you posted it! It was for the second reason, I was lazy. I barely made my Tuesday post yesterday, I was so lazy. Anyhoo, (isn’t anyhoo the stupidest word?) I think it’s pretty friggin’ funny and I feel sad that you made your kids where those t-shirts.
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I didn’t make them wear those T-shirts, they wanted to. They love me for some reason.
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Ha! I love the shirts. They have a certain, how do you say it… un sabor amargo. 😉
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A bitter taste? Absolutely. I’m bitter there weren’t more in stock.
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Fun size is not fun. Full size is fun. King size is the funnest of them all.
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I think they should call those tiny ones Bitter Sized.
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Love the kid’s t shirts!
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Last two around here. It is possible there are some available in your area, but they are going fast and are in high demand.
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I was handing out shirts that said, “Best Writer’s Blog,” but then I got a letter in the mail threatening legal action for my false advertising.
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I can’t even believe they had these in random stores. I also can’t believe they sold out so fast. It like we got the last three.
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The shirts are great. XD
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I wish I could get more but they are all sold out…
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That’s a shame.
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I know right?
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You have been busy and prolific… And very, very bitter.
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I’m always busy being bitter. There is just so much out there that I need to bring to bitter exposure, and I won’t rest till every bitter thing has been brought to life.
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love the shirts!
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I couldn’t believe my luck in finding those. Crazy how fast they sold out.
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there’s no traffic in d.c. when the government shuts down. there’s no work for cab drivers. there’s no one there anyway in nov, dec or jan. they all go on vacations fro months…no traffic. you can park anywhere you want. no one in your building. it’s so nice.
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you lived for a while? that would be a nice to have parking and no people around for a little while. i heard dc traffic sucks quit a bit when they are in session.
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they are never in session.lol…i rode in red top cab for 13 years there. i have to plug red top.is this letterman?
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what did you go there for? did you work for the pres?
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omg so many reasons 1. get groceries delivered
2. red top cab -really.3.all the movies 4. all the malls( 2 in s.c. a million there- 1 cab driver said he was going to take me to every mall in d.c. md & va.
5. no people my religion in s.c…lol………………………
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so there are some jewish people in DC? there aren’t many here in seattle. I want to move to utah, so i’m among my people. so hard here in seattle.
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yes. there were 5000 single ,i think…in potomac almost everyone in the building was…so funny for a s.c.inian …walking by the doors ..i was like omg there’s a mezuzzah on that door & that door ….
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Must be cool to have so many of your peeps in DC.
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it was. a lot of peeps. in maryland they close school for rosh hoshannah & yom kippur. i couldn’t believe it. i took a note to school in s.c. & the teachers were like what is this.
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I had a jewish teacher at my university that was mostly mormons and he took rosh hoshannah and yom kippur off. i was fine with it, except the part that he was a complete jerk otherwise.
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at my baptist college- furman- psychology professor was so mean to me in old testament class..why she taught that ,i don’t know…then i found out she was mean to my cousin 20 years earlier.
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sounds like was a little bitter. she needed a blog to get out all her frustrations.
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she didn’t like jewish people…there were 2 professors who were jewish.. one converted. her husband went to my synagogue & he sand in the christmas choir at furman & he was a cantor during services sometimes..i guess it was like me caroling.wonder if he got doughnuts?
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sounds like she didn’t like any people. a jewish guy sang in a christmas choir in your synogogue? now that is funny.
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sorry.he sang in choir at furman but at synagogue as a cantor singing in hebrew.
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that other one would have made so much of a better story. you should have just stuck with that one.
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ok, let’s stick with it….also my accounting professor (that’s math) was jewish & a few years later he was at synagogue & my father gave him an honour to go up carry torah….i said hey that was my act. prof… didn’t know he was jewish …
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you didn’t even know he was? did he keep it a secret or did you just not know.
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no i just don’t have the talent of knowing people’s last names…like my gumba.. at hockey game- he could go thru everyone’s last name & say what country or religion.
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hello is this thing on. not one person likes my jellyfish, not even muse in waiting & you are only muse, b/c wckt is away 3 days now…forgot to say: last night i tested your everything reminds me of a case & someone wrote about kids murdering parents & i thought it was menendez brothers but it was a quote from abe lincoln.
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no one likes your jellyfish? is that from today or yesterday? you have a muse in waiting? what is wckt?
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today…2 muses you & whocanknowthat = wckt.
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does he know he is a muse?
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yes he does…he knows you are too.
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now things are going to be awkward…is he going to try to beat my blog up?
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of course not. he let’s you make most of the comments.
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it’s because i’m helpful to your blog stats.
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you silly …did the stats thank-you.
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you should be getting lots of comments. you don’t need help with the likes though. You get more than me on some of your posts.
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i only understand comments from you and a few other people.i just only know 1 way to say thank-you = thank-you.lol
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which is funny because i don’t understand haiku’s very well. i understand about 3% of yours.
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that’s more than i understand.
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seems like a lot of your other followers get most of it.
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some people understand more than i do. they tell me what i mean.
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They can tell me too.
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sometimes they tell you what you didn’t mean.
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that’s the problem with being too deep. people dig deeper when you only mean something on the surface.
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yes, by ben you have it…sometimes i mean 3 things but they tell me i mean a 4th & i don’t.
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by that you mean toast right?
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yes lol, i mean toast ..bagel toast is good with cream cheese.
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I usually check my reader later in the day. i would have got to it eventually. patience…a virtue I don’t have.
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lol. thank-you. i don’t have patience, but i have forced patience…important things like health, being inside 7 months.. in bed 11 years,til last 2 years.
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i was indoors most of the weekend watching conference and i felt all cooped up. needed to get outside just to see something different than the four walls.
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i wish you had told me, then i would have remembered to watch services on computer too. i forgot; next day i said you dummy to self.
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you guys have services on computer too? we only have them once every 6 months on tv. rest of the time just at the local church.
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well it was that reformed temple that i was telling you. i just found out .it’s a temple in n.y.
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they had a reformed temple service on the internet for the jewish? We had a whole weekend of General Conference, 10 hours worth. Every six months.
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yes. wow 10 hours….it’s just 1 hr 15 min fri night…1+ 1/2 hr sat morning.
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I guess we win the weekend broadcast contest.
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yes i think you won 2 dozen krispy kreme…
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sounds good to me. when do i get them?
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i’ll send you gift certificate… if you wat them for dinner; it’s a free dinner…wait i have duncan not kk.
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I’ll take Duncan if you don’t have Krispy Kremes, but I’m sure you can buy them online. even aol.
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lol..i bet you are right;you’re always right…i haven’t had either in at least 13 years;like powdered sugar & cinnamon best, i think..
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do they make you sick? I like glazed chocolate with cream filling.
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i just meant i was sick, so i couldn’t go there…but they make me happy, even if i’, allergic to wheat & sugar.lol
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thank goodness i’m not allergic.
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yes thank-goodness…what were we talking about oh dd or kk alliteration donuts.
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to toast.
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we are toasting to donoughts…lol how do you spell that again? toasting with milk
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a toast to bagels.
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i will drink to that
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I’ll drink water to that.
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yes i will drink water to that too. & sometimes add a bit of juicy red hawaiian punch powder to it…like now.
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hawaiian punch is fine. as long as it tastes like authentic hawaii. which is where i want to be right now.
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you want to be in authentic hawaiian? oh i got a pineapple yesterday too.
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i could use a vacation there.
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if you watched hawaii 5 0 you wouldn’t want to go there, but you don’t watch cop shows…
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but i have been there twice and even i couldn’t be bitter there.
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really. not bitter there.wow; that’s great!
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it’s hawaii. it is paradise.
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yeah; i went to paradise once/ st. thomas & got bitten by mosquitoes & have been ill ever since & bitter!… have to charge computerita
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later.
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yes later
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so did you get stuff taken care of?
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well today i worked …yes first i worked on selling my condo…..then ” ducks, starfish, fishermen, 7th floor overlooking ocean played with dog, listened to a lady make jokes….plum tuckered out.
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that sounds like a lot of work. i don’t know if i could handle working that many hours in a day.
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i think you are on vacation. you must be working today.
i’ll be durn if i was watching tv & this man & woman were having a wonderful night throwing strawberries & some people cam in & shot them … fell in pool & i guessed it was hawaii 5 0 ; it was.
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i have a job every day. working…that is another thing. today i had to, at least afternoon.
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they should let you go to hawaii every week for a week & work 1 day a week.
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not someone who is lazy like me.
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i don’t know why not
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lazy people don’t do much.
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is that why they call them lazy?
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yep, cause we can’t think of a more descriptive word.
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among other things you are right about -more candy: more candy is fun.what were they thinking.
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they need to call the smaller size, niblet or bite sized, what it really is…the big ones should be called mega fun sized.
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i’ll get right on that.who should i write,my congressman or obama. this lady – all day to everything she would say let me tell obama.
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none of them are working right now, so probably not either of them. maybe mr. hershey or mr. mars.
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ok, i’ll write mr hershey about mr peanut butter cup
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i’m coo coo for chocolate puffs.
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lol. you just reminded me of the susan polk trial. she murdered her husband, took the stand & her son said she was coo coo for cocoa puffs.
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i think everything reminds you of a trial. you know what reminds me of a trial? nothing. i don’t recall any of them.
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that is possible & that is funny.you don’t recall b/c you never watched one.
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never seen one.
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i just saw another trial an hour ago. you are right…have you ever seen this.maybe i just invented this…vanilla wafer, peanut butter & reese’s miniature on top.
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I like the idea of vanilla, peanut butter and reese’s. Trial not so much.
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it was good.
since you said that trial thing..3 x’s.. you are so right.
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Work and job are such primal terms and the people at those places are uncivilized, thus causing and perpetuating drama of their own imaginings.
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Very eloquently said. Co-workers do suck.
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Thanks for the recap. I think that multiplies your bitter week by 10.
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It’s always a more convenient way for you to get your bitter in for the week when you have a busy week of pretending to be happy.
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Oh I love those t-shirts! Bitter people unite!
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How lucky of my to find them! And in our sizes. The rest must have been sold out.
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….. bitter about that! 🙂
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Maybe some day they will appear in a store near you. But if you see them, make sure you get them before they are gone.
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i still cannot believe the us govt can shut down and the national parks are down… wtf!
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I know. Luckily, I’m not very good at camping. I just hope I don’t need any services the government provide. Bunch of lazy senators and congressman.
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