I know most of the people out there had happy weeks and nothing bad happened on either the world or in their personal lives. For those of you that did have perfect weeks and have nothing to complain about, this post is for you to read so you can find something, anything to be bitter about. And for those of you who are bitter about anything or everything, this is for you too. You are welcome everyone in the world.
Here is a recap of all the bitter you missed. Or didn’t.
The Bitter 5K. Running does nothing for you especially for a superlong run like a 5K. Do you realize that a 5K is like way longer than a mile? I think…
The Bitter Failure of Sports. Do you think I had sports on the brain this week? What is wrong with me? The only sport I do anymore is channel surfing and I don’t even have a board.
Friday Pictures Bitterness. Then of course Friday came along, like it does some weeks…and totally unpredictably I did a post about Fridays, Pictures, and Bitterness. Weird. I’m not predictable at all.
I tweeted as well:
And other people commented on my posts, the bitterest of which were:
Sometimes I do wonder why I care about sports. And then I just think “What else am I gonna care about?” – The Cutter
Beside the fact that I don’t have a clue what 5K’s are, you shouldn’t have to grapple with running at all! What about this: I draw you a wheelchair and you come around for a stroll and I cart you a little 
squeak squeak. Tutti
All we will need is your $1000 entry fee and you can start by running from your house to California. Once you get there, catch a plane up to Seattle and I will give you instructions at the airport to my house, where I will then have you turn around, go home and run 5K from your house and that will be your race. You’re welcome. – Bitter Ben
I hate running too. I have to chase my chickens around the yard because they are occasionally too stupid to load up into the hen house. The ‘occasionally’ leads me to believe they do it on purpose to watch me run. It’s a bitter thing to find a flock of chickens deaking and dodging around the yard snickering. – Laura Lynn
What are you? The social activities director for the lower echelons of hades?
p.s. don’t forget to take away all Ipads etc. from the socialites as they’re wandering through the corn maze, or their friends will tell them how to get out. sisternan
And how about a few bitter pictures from the week and ones that I didn’t have space for?
And we get paid millions to fail!
So in case you missed it…or didn’t…have a bitter rest of the week…until next time I make you bitter.
Arrrghhhh
Bitter Missing Ben
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Aha..that was brilliant and funny !
Loved it 🙂
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Are you sure you are commenting on the right blog? This is a bitter one. Nothing but bitter here.
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SO ? Am i not allowed to like and love bitterness ? -_-
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Of course you can. Just part of the joke of my blog. Now proceed to like every blog post I have ever done! Only 206 to go…(or not) whatever you want to do.
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How did you know that mile high cookie was my dinner yesterday? I ate that and pumpkin ravioli.
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That sounds like my typical meal. You should see what I have for desert. Cotton candy ice cream sandwich brownie cheesecake tart strawberry shortcake.
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Tonight for dinner I’m just going to eat a whole pumpkin.
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Make sure you floss with pumpkin flavored floss, brush with pumpkin flavored toothpaste and mouth wash flavored pumpkins.
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I love recycling 😉
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I only recycle stuff like my posts because I am lazy.
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I’m shure the reason for the most inventions is lazyness. And recycling is so wonderful efficient 😉
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I am so not efficient.
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So that’s where Jim came from. Are you selling pizza plant seeds?
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No way. I’m hogging all the good taste and heartburn to myself.
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Love this! Regarding the Bitter 5 k… I started running (again after a while) last week, and I gained 5 lbs. That made me bitter.
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Well make sure you sign up for bitter K. We will make sure you have a much worse time than gaining 5 pounds. You will much bitter off.
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You mentioned my comment! I’m FAMOUS! Now I have to worry about fame. Thanks for nothing Ben.
(I’m going to eat ice cream-no fat, sugar free, horrible soy ice cream because now I have to watch my figure)
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Yes, everyone in the 3 follower area will know how bitter you are. Of course that will just make them bitter and jealous about you and make you a target of bitter taunting in the streets. Be careful.
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Hey BB, thanks for the recap. I doubt I missed much, except for your Tweets, even though I’m probably following you. But frankly, Twitter uses too much of my brain trying to figure out Twitter’s use in this universe, ergo I avoid it at costs.
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I try to avoid useless things too, but Kardashian’s are hard to avoid when you are grocery shopping.
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i like this one:’ No longer will I inhale anymore.’ Geez man, you’re better than Clinton!
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As bad as Clinton was, he wasn’t bitter enough. He really needed to try harder to be angry about stuff instead of talking his way out of stuff.
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I love how you can provide bitterness for those who might need it! 🙂 🙂
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It’s a service that I provide for a fee. Feel free to send money, since clearly a billion isn’t enough for a greedy bitterman like me.
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Wha…? I’m building my own bitter billion, can’t spare any extra right now. 😉
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You will have to find a way to get bitter from one of my competitors then. Oh wait, I’ve eliminated all of them.
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=:O shocking! Wouldn’t expect anything less! 😉
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Not shocking at all.
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I’m bitter about the fact that even though I couldn’t come up with a pun for my pirate post on Talk Like a Pirate day, I ALSO didn’t even GET my husband’s facebook status which he posted the same day:
“Ahhhhhhhh”–Massachusetts pirate
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There are puns all around us. You just have to know the inappropriate time and place to cause people to groan at.
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Right.
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Such a bitter punctuation to a bitter week. Thanks for making this world a bitter place.
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It was a bitter week, as most of mine are. So instead of keeping it to myself I decided to share it with the 5 of people that read this.
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You crack me up 🙂
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I’d rather make you bitter. Could you just pretend that you are more bitter instead?
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I am actually pretty bitter … and enraged. I’m RAGING over the level of Sunday bitterness.
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Great. That is much bitter. Keep up the bitter work and you will definitely fit in bitter here.
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Whatever.
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I know right?
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I’m a quick learner.
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Much faster than most.
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They’re chumps. Now buzz off until next time. (ps. this is showing me a whole new side of myself that I don’t hate)
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Buzzing off is what I do best. I pretend to be okay with it and then grumble and get passive aggressive. Till next time…
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