Some Friday Bloopers and Work Advice….
The Inaugural Hall of Bitterness inductees were dishonored in my 200th post….
The US News and World Report Bitterness Best US College was debunked….
Some tweets…
Bitterest comments of the week…
If I knew when to quit, I would have died 40 years ago. 
– Floridaborne
You should have gone to art college like me, BB. It’s more like a four-year extension of adolescence. And nobody can flunk you, because obviously you meant to do that and nobody else understands your genius. – Sisternan
I think Voldemort’s nose should have its own entry(to the Hall of Bitterness). – Katie
How about a video about a Bitter Guy and his Bitter Dog…
And couldn’t pass up this gif again…
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Sorry I haven’t been around to read your posts! Things have gotten kind of swamped with school starting again (and all the college partying of course!). But I love your tweets! You have one brand new follower.
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I figured your most productive reading time is in class during your boring lectures. I knew once school was back you would be able to read more. Cause I’m bitterly smart like that. Not school smart like you.
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I actually commented on that post while I was in class!!
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That doesn’t surprise me at all. So in a sense, I am in class at Cornell, which makes me an alumni of the same school that Andy Bernard went, which means, we are both on a TV show called the Office. It’s a stretch, but I am okay with that.
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I don’t watch The Office, but that sounds good to me!
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You need to get on that. Start with Season 3. That is when Andy enters the fray and he starts talking about Cornell almost immediately.
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I have heard that he likes to talk about the fact that he went to Cornell… honestly, they should have gone with a much douchier Ivy, like Harvard, Princeton, or Yale.
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True, the Douchey Ivy’s are much more fun to make fun of.
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That gif is me every single day when I wake up and realize I’m still alive. (is that bitter enough for you?)
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That is the one when I wake up and I realize I have to go to work…again. Didn’t I just go last week?
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i was quoted??? *runs away
I’ve met that lady in the gif. She does political commentary for CNN. (ok, kidding. But it could be, couldn’t it?)
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Yep you are now officially bitter. Say good bye to ever being super happy about anything ever again.
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that’s why sports bore me.there are so many monotone voices…especially in golf..okay we have a squirrel on the green.he’s searching for that acorn….but you said athletes.there are lots of reasons for monotone , but it also can mean a sociopath. i want to check the tape on the one’s that shot their girlfriend’s now.
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I think you are talking about golf. I actually like basketball because of how exciting the announcers and crowd gets.
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i was.you do…did you see parental guidance? billy crystal’s grandson imitated a great football announcer or maybe it was baseball…know it wasn’t basketball.
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Oh yeah, I’ve seen parental guidance. Great movie…and it was baseball. The kids loved that one too, but secretly I liked it as well.
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LOL secretly.you don’t have to be bitter about that. you can be bitter it was hbo last night,though.
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Totally bitter because we bought it on Bluray even though we only watched it twice. Of course, that is true about most movies.
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yes.watch it 3 x’s…that reminds me.. one time my bf said ” what am i going to do arrest myself”, when the writing at the beginning says not to copy the movie..lol
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Our local YMCA would rent movies at the Red Box and show them to a whole crowd of people. I think that is who they should arrest. Your BF can arrest himself, if he can catch himself.
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okay. lol. arrest the ymca..now that awful song will be in my head.
he could have caught himself.
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Then he should worry about himself interrogating himself in the interrogation room.
Sorry about the YMCA song…actually not sorry .
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LOL- he should . i don’t know about interrogating, but he went in 1st on the swat team, even though he was the supervisor/ atf,so his men would not be afraid or something.
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All I know about interrogating is what I watch on TV, which is a lot. My favorite movie for that is Catch Me if you Can. Have you seen that one?
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yes..a long time ago.
i like when that guy on bluebloods interrogates
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Whoops, I meant to say now you see me. The magic show about those guys that steal money and give it back. It is awesom.e
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the name sounds familiar but i didn’t see that.well i saw it on L& order once.
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It is pretty new on blu-ray and DVD. You should go check it out.
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i should,
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oops….the d j’s played that dumb song every mon & thurs
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You need to go to a new DJ.
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yes.. both d j ‘s – carl & jennifer & that’s not bad enough- the hotel next door – the d j ‘s there play it too..i hear it behind me…why, why?????
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Maybe you need to request some better music of your DJ’s.
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when they ask i say no country music. they bothh say , they wish they could play what they like, but they have to play the kid’s music….
they all play dance songs: harlem shuffle,to the left,to the left, ymca…..then they have hula hoop songs. & limbo songs.
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Wow, I guess that is why I would never be a DJ. Having to play all those lame songs would killll me.
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lol . they weren’t too happy about it either.
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I think you have a future writing the weekly recap of bitter quotes. I’m bitter that I didn’t think of it first.
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When it comes to things I can do for bitterness, I am always forward thinking. I always look for bitterness in everything I do.
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Love this blog, it makes me laugh. Which just confuses everyone around me. And scares them. First I curse and scream at the TV – Go Chargers! -then I read your blog -HaHa ha etc…- then I see everyone crammed in the kitchen talking in low voices. Bitter? Who me?
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So people think that you are schizo? And that causes you bitterness. Good. That means I am doing my job.
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I like the bitter recap. (Not just because I’m mentioned. Though that’s part of it.)
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I was actually going to just put up all my comments, because they are always the most bitter, but having others comments win, made me bitter so I did them instead. So if I put your comments on here every week, I can get you to actually read it?
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that GIF makes me laugh every time I see it. But my favorite was definitely the girl face planting after walking across the bike rack. epic.
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You know I take full credit for being there when that girl was walking on the rack and started filming it. I just attract bitterness wherever I go.
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That GIF is jokes. I actually think you and Rainn Wilson would work really well together. You have the same bitterness element about you
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Plus he’s really funny, so he could probably keep up with me.
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Funny! Don’t know why I found it so funny. I must be bitter.
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I know right? Bitter should never be funny.
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