No bitter way to start the day.
It’s the beginning of another bitter day of work and I always like to start my day by saying, “Is it time to go home yet?” I mean really, the only thing I can’t stand about my job is the 8 hours of work I have to do every day. And the drive in, where I have to think about the fact that I am going to be at work and how much work job avoidance is.
People think I have a lot of bitterness in my blog….
I may do a lot of avoiding of work at my job, but when it comes to my mind, it is working 25/8 to find the best bitterness around. This mind of mine doesn’t mess around. It is observing every bitter person, every bitter action. In addition to observing work bitterness, my mind is also climbing the highest ocean, and swimming the tallest buildings to find each and every morsel of bitterness in the world, or on a larger scale, the universe. I do it because there may be someone who can’t read all my bitter words, but has the ability to read my mind. That person should also be given the opportunity to want to punch me in the face, too. This life is all about opportunity. You’re welcome mind reader.
How my planning goes every day.
As my service of sharing bitterness with everyone takes a lot of time, I find myself getting behind on tasks like doing work, listening to other people, and organizing things. I usually spend about 7 hours and 59 minutes per work day in work avoidance, leaving only about 30-60 seconds to do the actual work I get paid for. The last minute of the day is pretty hectic. I don’t know why I have a bad ticker, or so much stress in my life, but I think this strenuous part of my day is the cause. I really think they should pay me more for all the work I do in those frantic 30 seconds at the end of the day. It is EXHAUSTING.
A bitter Friday to everyone. Only 72 hours until we have to come back and avoid work for another 7 hours and 59 minutes.
Arrrrggghhhh
Bitter Hard Working Ben
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That first picture summed up my entire workweek.
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It’s crazy how long some weeks take. It seems like they are 8 days and the weekend is like 8 hours.
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I never would have suspected you were Gromit Ben!
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Always just trying to keep up with the blog, but work just keeps getting in the way. So bitter!
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I love Friday mornings. I think anticipating the weekend is better than the weekend itself. (as I type it is Sundy afternoon, and the anticipation is working in the opposite direction…)
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Sunday nights are the worst. Speaking of which it is Sunday night…
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Hey BB, I think you should open your own unemployment agency where you teach people how to get back into the workforce. You have a skill that hard workers need to utilize to cut down their workload by 7 hours and 59 minutes. Make it an instructional video so that you only have to work a couple of minutes and then just show all your customers the video. I would pay top dollar for your useful job avoidance tips. (And when I say top dollar, I mean the dollar on top of the stack of twenties.)
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I was actually thinking of starting an agency where I help people with good jobs get unemployed. Then when that job becomes available, then I tell incompetent people to apply and I laugh at all the bitterness that ensues.
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Speak for yourself! I get to work weekends, too, occasionally! lol
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I did speak for myself! That sounds awful having to work on even other days besides the week. I don’t even want to work during the week, so you know…
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I can see why you are so bitter. It’s hard to fill 8 hours with work avoidance every day. There are only so many coffee breaks I can stand, although I often get to linger with a very meaningful conversation with What’s-His-Name in the break room. There’s Internet surfing, of course, then clearing the browsing history. That takes some time. Today, for example, I was looking for a new hairstyle. Serious business. Sometimes I get tricked into attending a meeting, which lets me slide into daydreaming and doodling mode. It’s a good thing they are paying me, but not nearly enough for all this work.
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I’m bitter because work is always getting of bitter blogging and that just isn’t right, even though they are paying for doing this crap.
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I sure miss working. 🙂
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No thanks!
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Wonder if u r bitter abt having such a special skill set?
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If I have any skills then yes I am bitter about them because then someone might make me use them.
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i love your bitterness. AND, I nominate you January 2015 bitter pinup man…
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I was actually thinking about creating a calendar for 2014 and it would just be me making 12 bitter poses. It would sell like notcakes. By the way, check out my previous post Bitter Entertainment Network to see my first Youtube video and first Bitter Broadcast.
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oh. Oh. OHH. say it aint so joe! no shoes, no shirts, no problems….
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You would probably only see my face (but it won’t have anything on)? And I won’t wear shoes.
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I say …. Do the calendar and put that bitterness on YouTube. That’s right. Two birds. One stone.
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BittercalenTube. Sounds like some synergy right there.
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40 hours every €£*#ing week! I mean really!?!?!?
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I know right? Bunch of slave drivers expect to work all of them too. Luckily I only actually work 60 seconds a day, but even that is too much.
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I’m exhausted reading your post! 😉 That’s a lot of bitter work going on in that little head of yours. And then to top it all off with a grueling 30 seconds of real work every single day…sheesh! Maybe you should alternate days or something. You’re clearly overworked!
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No wonder I sit around on the couch all day when I am home.
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Glad to see you Equal Right To Bitterness extends to possible mindreaders.
But I’m puzzled …. surely you don’t take weekends off? I mean, you’re categorising your bitterness right? It doesn’t end with the working week?
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My mind works hard, but my body ignores it whole heartedly.
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Mine’s the other way round. Body seems to keep on doing shit my braindead self didn’t approve. I think it might be the fault of my two year old ….
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Two year old have a way of doing that to a person.
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This morning on the train ride in I was late because of freight train traffic. The whole point of my taking the train is to avoid the traffic I’d ordinarily sit in. Now I’m multitasking between doing work slowly and not doing any work at all.
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You’re doing work on the train? Are you crazy?
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Gold!
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Silver!
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Work sucks. I hope you’re leaving yourself time to eat during your 8 hours on the job.
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I don’t have time to avoid all that work AND have lunch.
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You need to train others for,” Look busy do nothing” it is an old trick..but your 30-60 seconds work getting you paid for 8 hours is certainly an achievement.
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But it’s not enough. I should get paid better for work avoidance.
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better..is not bitter..when unpaid..you will get bitter and that would be better
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And I would be bitter about it.
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that is the reason you got a blog 😉
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhh
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Correct…..aaaaarrrggghh. You are still doing to many rrrr’s.
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if it makes you bitter..then I should add more
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More is always bitter. By the way, have you checked out my previous post Bitter Entertainment Network? It is my first YouTube and Bitter Broadcast. It will make you more bitter.
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I will try, as film/video has problem to down load at my end
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Well, fix that thing. Or I hear they have internet at libraries too.
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Love this! Sounds like my schedule’s a lot like yours: “spend about 7 hours and 59 minutes per work day in work avoidance, leaving only about 30-60 seconds to do the actual work I get paid for”
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It explains the frantic rush at the end of the day.
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I learned that the only way to get rid of work is to finish it. This makes me incredibly tired. I’ll be bitter about it when i rest up.
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I’ve found that easiest way for it to pile up is to go on vacation and to allow your co-workers to ignore it.
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