You know what I am saying Tuesday? You can’t seem to take a hint.
A few people know that Tuesday is my least favorite day of the week. Every Tuesday things happen at work that suck and make me feel bitter. Stuff like people finally woke from their slumber on Monday and decide to work and when other people work, that makes me have to work and I don’t like to work. Know what I’m saying? So in dishonor to Tuesday, I have brought you these bitter pictures/gifs.
Naps, please take me back. I promise I will ignore other people and responsibilities from now on.
Naps, first of all I was not a jerk to you in Kindergarten. Not only did I nap when I was supposed to, I napped at other times, like paste eating period, make stupid crafts hour, and pay attention to letters and numbers class. Now that I am grown up, I am just as bitter about people that deny me naps. There is no reason why I will ever stop napping. You are always my first priority.
Speaking of responsibility, every once in a while, I am awake for some reason, probably because I have to be responsible for something, like a water bottle or kids or something. But sometimes that gets boring. So, I have found a way to combine taking care of kids and not being bored.
Entertainment and a good workout.
Sure they may fall and get a little bruised or whatever, but you know, I have always had trouble catching a curvebaby. And if they would bounce a little better I could work on my basketball dribbling. I’ve always wanted to play catch with my son. Why wait until he is 7 or 8, when he is light enough to toss right now. Plus you know, people keep talking about being in the outdoors, getting away from electronics. If I am going to get my 8 month old a cell phone, I should at least teach it to be outdoors so it doesn’t get soft.
Bitter Spoiler Warning.
By the way, a short Bachelorette update. Someone broke up with someone and the someone that got broken up with was crying bitter tears. Okay, only girl on this show, you have broken up with like 20 some men on this show. Most of them left with bitterness and resentment, but didn’t cry, but one little guy doesn’t return your affection and we have to spend the rest of the show seeing you disappointed and crying. Seeing you cry about this guy who you cared so much about was so….awesome. Thanks.
She is crying bitter tears because he broke up with her and broke her heart. He is crying because he found out he has to get a haircut.
I would wish you a bitter Tuesday, but that goes without saying. Because no good day can end with having to take out the garbage.
Arrrrrgggghhhh
Bitter Tuesday Ben
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You have some good and bitter points, as always. Arrggh! For me, garbage is no big deal but it is vacuuming and dusting. Oh, and throwing out my paper plates but having to wash the plastic silverware, or worse yet, using the “real” stuff. I hate being a grown up!
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Being a grown up is almost as bad as being a kid. I can’t decide which one I want to be least.
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thanks for your bitter support! i’m proud to be one of your bitter followers.
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You are the first and probably last.
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I’m with you about Tuesdays. I always called it “Bad News Tuesday.” For some reason bad news always comes on Tuesdays and so do the bills. Everyday of the week seems to have its place except Tuesday. Wednesday is hump day, Thursday is payday, Friday is the end of the work week. Saturday and Sunday is the weekend and nobody even discusses Monday – they just robot through it half asleep. But what good is Tuesday for? It’s good for nothing.
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Most people think Monday’s but Monday is usually chill because everyone is still on weekend mode, but come Tuesday, everyone piles up the work they avoided on Monday and give it all to me.
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Husband and I watch the Bachelorette because we find it hilarious. She is all broken up that this guy didn’t return her affections. I mean, really? You’re on a reality television show. If you really wanted to find love, there are better ways.
The best part, is she goes around like a tramp, kissing all of these men, and the other night – the same episode where that guy ended things – she had stayed the night with one of the other contestants in a suite. I guess she has to sleep with people, too, before she can commit.
Hilarious show.
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I found it kind of telling that she basically told everyone that she was going to choose him and it was hard because she had to pretend with the others. So she spent the night with that one dude even though she knew she was going to ask Brooks to marry her.
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Rather break my arm, set it, break it again than watch that show.
“Curvebaby” — SWEET
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You really go out of your way to hate things. Almost as far as me.
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Bitter babe on the bachelorette, but bitter boy haircut was too funny!
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Bitterness all around on that episode, which made my bitter day.
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I haven’t seen this installment of The Bachelorette or the ending of Sean’s season. I’m still confused as to why Des was even chosen to be the Bachelorette. So weird. Hope your Wednesdays are better. How’s your garden, btw? LOL
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My Wednesday better get better or I will be homeless lying in a ditch.
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The Bachelorette, Ben? Really? Just the mention of that show makes me emanate bitterness. Gah. Now I need to go have a drink.
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Go get your drink and watch some Office and you will feel much better.
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I’ve always said Tuesdays is the day people should watch out for. It hides behind Monday waiting to knock you out.
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Me and Tuesday have been enemies for quite a while now. Today was definitely proof.
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After waiting in a return line today where the man in front of me could be the real life “Wreck it Ralph”, with tree-trunk legs that were hairier than a tarantula’s, it was quite the Bitter Tuesday. If I had kids, I’d definitely have been in a mood to “play” with them. Enjoy future eps of Bachelorette. A better bitter. I’m certainly no better, tho equally bitter — I watch Breaking Pointe……
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What is Breaking Point? I think I’m at mine right now, but that is for another bitter post day.
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It is a “docuseries” about Ballet West. Unfortunately, the real-life drama makes me bitter! 😉
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I saw the promo for it the other day and I’ve gotta I’m intrigued not at all.
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since I do ballet, I watch for the practice/dance….so bitter about the rest…..
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Can you at least do a bitter ballet?
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Can you at least do a bitter ballet?
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Oh yes! ALL my ballet is bitter! 😉
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Then I am totally on board.
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First of all, female Ben in gif form is hot. Second, don’t let these people give you crap about watching The Bachelorette! What were you supposed to do on a Monday night, study astrophysics or some such nonsense? That show is mesmerizing, like My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. It feeds your bitter soul.
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I guess that I meant that she was the female me because she was bitter. Looks are nothing like me. As far as a Monday night I should have been wasting it on things like video games or watching The Office and being bitter that I’m not funny like them.
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I’m bitter the Bachelorette is not on in Australia.
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If you like whiny, entitled brats pretending to be in love with each other to further their careers. Then they get pretend engaged and break up months later in order to extend their last second of fame.
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I do like exactly that! Sounds like my kinda show
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Well, I’m sure Aussie Netflix will have it in 20 years.
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Have a BLT, Ben… (Bitter Laugh Tuesday)… if you laugh when you’re bitter, it’ll confuse people and keep them guessing.
And what is the Bachelorette? A tv program or something? You know we have to get special permission to watch American tv up here… which of course i’m bitter about, you bet i am.
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Well I don’t give you permission to watch our TV, because we want all the terrible stuff to ourselves. You can keep all those quality shows up in Canada.
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* sits down to watch another owl special… bitterly
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That sounds like a hoot.
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The bachelorette? UGH Who cares about love and that crap…
If you really want to feel like all the joy has gone out of the world, watch Big Brother. They literally have to lie, cheat, and backstab to get to the end. And then when they’ve screwed over everyone else, they get a giant pile of money. It’s the symbol of everything that is wrong with the world. And it’s awesome. 😀
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Sounds like a bitterly bad time.
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Nice one about the naps! I think about them every day, 2 pm sharp.
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I think about them all the time. Especially when I am napping.
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My daughter loves Pretty Little Liars. Therefore, she loves Tuesdays. Which I gather you find, Pretty Little Bitter. I sat through the first half of the half of the part of the end of the half of the Bachelorette finale. How much coverage can they do on two people crying and snorting??? I agree with you. She has had to break a million hearts. Woe is Des. 🙂
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They milked that breakup like a cow on steroids. I find Tuesdays to best as detestable as cupcakes with made with salt instead of sugar.
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Just as bitter and entertaining as usual. Love your bitterness. You sling it like the hash in a diner and I keep coming back for more. Love your blog!
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If I was the guy sling it out it would be rhubarb pie that was very bitter, had a bad aftertaste and would make you want to never come back.
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My guess is the wife watches Bachelorette!!??? Me too. I am ashamed to admit it, but I LOVE it. Sorry.
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I pretty much saw the bitter tears being shed in the previews and I had to watch.
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I’m bitter than you watch the bachelorette. Not cool dude. I hope it was a bitter joke, otherwise you have thrown some credibility down the toilet my friend.
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I’ve never had any credibility. Why would I start having some now?
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Bachelorettes have bitter
tears unlike scott peterson
who has manmade.
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She was bitter tearing up yesterday.
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i can’t believe you watch that. do you know you’re sideways, or am i?
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Yeah, for some reason Gravitar turned me that way and gave me no way to turn it the right way.
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you’re kidding.lol
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Wish I was, but it kinda seems on par with my blog and this week in general.
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it does seem on par,that’s why i thought it was on purpose…here is another answer to hell, i didn’t want to write where hacker could see, but i’ve had a hacker for 2 months also..wake up & find terrible
comments in comments …they had my email first.
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You got hacked? By a haiku lover? Why would they try to steal all your haikus?
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lol.no . they hacked my neighbor & sent horrible email to me his father & son & then i guess they looked up errin spelling & found wordpress & leave horrible comments here now… the police know who it is, but it hasn’t stopped yet.
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Do they think you are the famous Aaron Spelling?
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i hope not…..computer genius.
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I am quite a genius, I know.
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you are a genius
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A bitter genius.
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yes you are
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That will never be appreciated for it.
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someday you will be appreciated
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Bitter is the most unappreciated of the flavors.
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because it’s bitter
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hey gabriel lucatero is sideways too.
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Not sure who that is.
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he has an avatar like yours at wordpress.that’s all i know.
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So is it me then? Sounds like I better stop hacking you.
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no,not unless you speak italian.
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I can’t remember knowing a different language.
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if you do,probably not italian.i learned silly italian phrases
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I know a word in spanish. Espanol.
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lol. yes you do.
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Si.
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senor ?
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Cuantos anos something or other?
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broccoli sup, salat,persigiva chai, voda.. i can order lunch in russian at friday’s.lol
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I can think in Russian.
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you can?i can play with guns in russian
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That is a lot more exciting than thinking in Russian.
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i’d rather not.. bitter about excitement.
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I’ve watched movies based in Russia.
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i’ve seen tv shows based in russia.
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You are practically a character in a James Bond Movie.
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i have goldfingers my uncle bought in laos
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Were you in the latest Mission Impossible?
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lol.no, but my 3rd cousin’s cousin or my 1st cousin’s niece was in the original show-leslie warren
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You are connected all over the place. Have you checked my latest post? It has a YouTube video…
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i’m sorry i just logged in & got here .i’m a little slow. i think i’m rid of hacker so u can comment on me now
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You can comment on my YouTube video if you want too.
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uhoh.lol-if u have to comment there i just turned it off..i will comment here…very good, very nicely dressed & bitter monotone…& he’s 4th in line? who are 2 & 3
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Charles is first, William second, New baby is third, then Harry. At least that is how I understand it.
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oh the new baby before the brother
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wait i turned video on again..maybe u mean comment on the post & it goes there?
signed confused
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You can comment on the post or if you go to the bottom there is a link to YouTube and you can comment on there too.
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okay thanks
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You watched the Bachelorette? I’m so sorry, Ben.
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I was blogging on my computer when I heard bitter tears on the television and I started to take notice.
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That first one is from Pretty Little Liars, one of my favorite ABC Family abominations. I’m obsessed.
As for naps, if “napper,” (not to be confused with KIDnapper) was a career, my earning potential would increase 200%.
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I can’t see ever being a “kid”napper because of my distaste for other people’s kids, no matter how lucrative.
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As George Carlin used to say, Have a crappy day! It’s too much pressure any other way.
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Since I am bitter, I tell people to have a bitter day like I always do.
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I thought he was crying because he just realized he should dumped after he got invited to the fantasy suite instead of before!
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He also found out he would not be the next Bachelor.
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: ‘ (
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You win, emoticon professional. I assume that is a bitter tear.
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> : ‘ ( Bitter tears
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Now you are the president. One more level and you are the princess.
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Love this! 🙂
And that first picture is perfect!
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It is like the female me in gif form.
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Female Ben = Alicia
🙂
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Big difference between us. You are not bitter about things you should be and I am bitter about things I shouldn’t be.
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Naps really are one of the only remaining good things about life at my age. Too bad I can’t take any.
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The solution to that is doing them at the most inappropriate times, like when you are driving, watching a kid’s sport, or when others are talking to you. Or appropriate times like in meetings.
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ok, so I have to ask, do you actually watch that crappy show?! lol, I sure hope not. If so, maybe that’s part of why you’re bitter. Tuesday is pretty meh, but on the bright side, taco Tuesday, and just about Wednesday, which means the week is already almost half over!
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Watching people with bitter tears and painful experiences fuel my bitterness.
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lol, you totally watch it!! Oh no! Sad day 🙂
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Don’t be a hater. You probably claim you watch stuff like Breaking Bad and South Park. Oh wait….
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I’m just joking around with you, you can still be cool, no matter what you watch. :p
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The cool kids never let me sit at the table, but the dorks and nerds didn’t either. That is why I am so bitter among other things.
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At least I had my goth friends, but I know what you mean. That’s kind of the way my life is right now. I dont have a lot of friends, because i ma too honest with people. Oh well, its wednesday. 🙂
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At least it isn’t Tuesday anymore, because that was a disastrophy. Now it is the beginning of the month where I can slack at work a little, ie blogging more.
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True true, new month, and hopefully a better one. I hope I get to take it easy today, we shall see.
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Hopefully a really bitter month. I got off to a really slow start and it just keeps getting lazier.
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I’m bitter that you even mentioned the Bachelorette at all on your bitter blog.
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It causes bitterness in all forms. I see bitter tears and it is like blood to a shark.
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But don’t you kind of enjoy being bitter?
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It is my life’s purpose.
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Just like my life’s purpose is to be professorish.
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You are the Dr. of Professors.
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😎
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