Hello Bitter people or others who have nothing else to do tonight or do, but want to avoid to doing that thing that they have to do. Have I got a thing that you definitely do not want to do. A long time ago, I did a post about Finding a Bitter Rival. It was a failure as noone seemed to step up their game to rival my bitterness. Believe me, some people tried, but in the end I am destined to be alone in my bitterness and I will have no one to push me to greater heights of bitterness. I will always just be mediocre in all ways.
The point is that a bitter dude named Earl Merkel who does a podcast called The Book, with Earl Merkel(creative name), made me record that particular post and feature it on his podcast(and by made me, I mean he asked me). If you’ve dreamed about hearing the monotoned sound of bitterness on a podcast sandwiched in between actual good segments by real authors and talented people, then your bitter dreams have come true. If not, listen to it anyways, because it will only be 3 minutes that you have wasted today.
Here is the the link regardless of what your choice is.
Arrrgggghhhhh
Bitter Ben
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This piece of nostalgia(antique radio) is quite sweet. I know your outcome was meant to be quite bitter…so I listened and it was very acidic and dry wit wins. I like your voice, too bad. Anyway, it is great to have someone almost make it big! Hope you do someday!!
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The bitter thing is that I got zero new views from it, just like I expected.
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Great job! Bitterly narrated.
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Not like the pros though.
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you were very good
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I’m pretty good at being bitter.
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you were …bitterly good.
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I’m really talented at reading things in a dull boring voice.
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iol i thought you were ,when i heard it.
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I thought I was dull and boring as well.
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no you were not
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Is that a haiku? I think I might be able to convince him to let me read another. Any suggestions on which one?
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Bitter about that link….will try again later.
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Try in my newest post. I linked it more directly. Just make sure you aren’t blaring your speakers because I think it starts right away.
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Oh, so I shouldn’t have them on “mute” then, to avoid becoming bitter?! 😉 Off to check it out right now! Thx for info.
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Yes! Heard it. Don’t forget us when you go global! “Acid-dipped” indeed! Thank God I didn’t have to watch the show they advertised at the beginning of the feature.
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You made it through the non bitter stuff? That was the hard part.
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Yes, I did…..
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Sorry to add so many comments. It was fun to hear your voice. Laughed right along. And of course I love the idea of a “bitter rival”……
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I really can’t stand to hear what my real voice sounds like because it is so much deeper that I hear it when I speak.
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Yeah, usually having something on mute causes you not to be able hear well.
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Don’t forget the little people when you’re famous.
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Who are you again?
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You did that on purpose. I couldn’t make the link work, and now I’m mo’ bitterer.
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You know I do my best to make others bitter.
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Your Mt. Everest of bitterness was not built on mediocrity. It was built one bitter blog at a time. Congratulations on your bitter achievement.
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A mediocre achievement.
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I guess you could say that reaching retirement age is a Medicare achievement. Much the same.
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If I was an Xbox I would have no achievements.
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If I were an XBox the game would be so slow a snail could play it.
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Except for turbo, who is racing in the Indy 500 and wouldn’t have the patience.
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