Bitter Ben’s Ipod here. You may remember me from such posts as this one. And no other posts. Ben keeps me really busy, always playing songs and movies and TV shows while he is driving. He is so bitter with rage at the end of the day, that he wants to live dangerously. Which is fine for him. But think about how hard it is for me.
At least he gets a vacation every once in a while. When he works out(never), or when he goes on vacation, or even when he is just sitting on the couch(most of the time) I have to work. And do you know many Gigs I have to carry around? Like at least 90. I’d love to workout, but he never lets me. He is always blaring the Yanni or Cher. He’ll say he’s hardcore and all playing metal and rap, but really when no one is around he likes easy listening. I can prove it. Check his Most played list. Wow embarrasing. My friend Mom’s Ipod that barely has to work has a better list of music that he does.
I bet even if he stopped being so lazy and stole some music from the internet, he would have a better list. He is so bitter that he doesn’t even realize that you can just take it from the internet. He just goes to Itunes and buys it! And not even the $.99 songs. He actually pays for the $1.29 songs. What a sucker! No wonder he is so bitter.
Anyways, it sounds like he is coming so, here is the bitter song on the week. It is Bittersweet Symphony. It is actually supposed to be Bitter Symphony, but I changed the title, because I love seeing how much Ben doesn’t like sweet mixed with his bitter. It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. Yeah, I went there. Sue me! Oh wait you can’t. Cause all the music on here is paid for suckers!
Anyways, how does he end these things? With some lame Arrrggghhhh!
Bitter Ben’s Ipod
Hey, Ipod I have told you to get off my blog and whatever you do don’t hit publis
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A bitter pill to swallow indeed
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And a bitter symphony.
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no of course not, but maybe you can trade him in for a newer model.
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Bittersweet! Love it!
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Well the bitter part is good. But the sweet, not so much.
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Oh sorry, I forgot! Nothing sweet is allowed! I’m getting it now! 🙂
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There is a severe punishment for not getting the rules. You have to continue to like, follow and comment on this blog until you get it!
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Then, I “bitter” shape up!
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You bitter believe it.
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Ben’s iPod, make sure to turn on your iCloud, they you can skip his Yanni and hit up some of the tunes from Mom’s iPod when he’s not looking!
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Don’t encourage him. He is really starting to make me bitter! My next post might be on how bitter my Ipod makes me…
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I am a horrible presenter of awards, but I put your name as nominated for the Liebster Award on my blog. I guess I was supposed to ask you 11 questions, there are rules I did not abide by them. But you and 10 others are named as my honored nominations for amazing and new (to me) blogs!
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Thanks! I am actually going to do something for all the awards that I have been given. Hope it isn’t so offensive to everyone.
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Yanni is the sh*t.
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He definitely steps in it.
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I think Ben may be jealous because you have a better gig than him.
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I am very jealous and bitter about this stinking iPod. Maybe I will replace him with something better like and iPhone.
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Don’t make the Germans mad! Accept this Liebsterschwazennüganprizen Award that I hath bequeathed you! http://comicallysmallpenis.wordpress.com/2013/03/13/like-hof-i-must-be-big-in-germany/
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YANNI?! There is nothing more for me to comment on.
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My Ipod claims that Yanni is on there for me. But the truth is that he downloaded that with my last $9.99. He’s gonna pay for that!
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My iPod refuses to do any posts for me. Something about not getting enough respect. Who knows. At any rate, I think this song could be your anthem.
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Well, my Ipod thinks he can type and do clever things. I am very bitter about his attitude too. I don’t like Yanni!
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I thought I was the only one who had “issues” with my iPod. Are they all just kinda jerks?
http://thecutterrambles.wordpress.com/2012/12/30/the-ipod/
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Wait, why is there a Bitter Song of the Week blog post? I didn’t authorize that! Ipoooooddddddddd!
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Maybe we can start some sort of support group: PWAI – People With Asshole iPods.
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My Ipod is going to pay for this post. I am just going to keep him running until he reaches 1% to make him suffer and then not recharge him. He thinks he’s bitter now…
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you know what else and i bet it’s your ipod’s fault. i am very bitter ,b/c you didn’t appear in my reader…the last 2 pages.is that your ipod’s fault?
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I blame my Ipod. In fact, the day after he did that post, he disappeared for a day. My daughter took him and didn’t tell me, but I think Ipod framed her.
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LOL..i know he framed her. he’s very mean.
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He’s almost as bitter as me too.
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more so.
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Never.
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no, but maybe you should trade him n for a newer model.
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