As an evil genius who is also bitter I am always looking for minions, but lately I haven’t been able to find the quality of minnions that is required to do all my work while I laugh maniacally. My old channels of finding minnions just isn’t working out so I decided to try the old fashioned way. I am going to run a newspaper ad and then post that newspaper ad on my blog.
It really is hard to find good minnions these days but if you think you are one of the few, the proud, the psychotic, please apply for a minnion position. I understand that ecomony is failing and that is why I am here to help. If you work for me you have a job for life. If I don’t get anyone, I will be so bitter. So apply today. Or you will be considered good and you will be my enemy.