It makes me bitter when people make me hesitate before drenching them with a rain puddle.
You want to know what makes me so bitter? When it is raining down so hard that there are huge puddles on the street next to the sidewalk. I am just about to go medievel on one when I see a person walking on the sidewalk and it makes me hesitate…before I drench them.
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Is this what you call bittersweet!
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That is what I call bitter bitter.
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I with your friend. I am definitely jealous that you got to do it and not me. I’m sorry you felt guilty. I definitely would have had a good laugh at that one after I got bitter at them for making me hesitate….
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:p I did that once in college to three girls dressed to the nines. I felt really bad because I couldn’t avoid it, but my friend assured me they were bitches and it wasn’t until later that I thought maybe she was just mad jealous.
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Yep! All of them decided to join up!
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What follows your brief hesitation?
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The soaking of the person on the sidewalk. Did I forget to say that?
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Of course not. I was trying to get more bitterness from you 🙂
On a bitter-meter scale of 1-10 how bitter do you have to be to do this?
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I am more bitter already. Thank you for that. This is the lower end of the scale. If 1 is least bitter, I would say that it is a 1.
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