Tuesday is the most bitter day of all. Let’s break down the meaning of Tuesday to explain why it is the most bitter of all days. According to the internet, which is always true, in Latin, and in Greek it means day of Mars, and Mars is the God of war. So let’s take the meanings of all the other days and compare them to the war we call Tuesday.
Sunday = obviously the day of the Sun. Who couldn’t use more sun? Maybe the people of Phoenix, but remember there is always nighttime. How much sun is there then?
Monday is the opposite, day of the Moon. The moon brings out vampires, werewovles, weirdos, late night TV, Taco Bell’s fourth meal. Not so bitter…
Tuesday = war. Violent, depressing, angry, bitterr….
Wednesday = hump day. Sliding down to better things. Day of Mecury who is the God of Commerce. Shopping. Women like shopping right? That is at least half the population that is more happy about Wednesday than Tuesday. Certainly less bitter than the war of Tuesday.
Thursday = Thor’s Day. The Avengers, the God of Hammer’s, you’ve seen the movie or read the comics right? Plus it represents the day closest to Friday. See below for the fantastic reason for not being bitter about Friday.
Friday = Free day, better known to Ben’s bitter blog readers as Pizza day. The day of the pepperoni and cheese. Sometimes extra, non bitter cheese.
Saturday = Saturn. The god of agriculture and according to the God of the internet, Google, Saturn ruled over a time of prosperity.
And really, Tuesday is the day everyone really decides to start working and then they call me and demand that I do work and that is what truly makes me bitter. Besides when was the last time something good happened on a Tuesday? To me, never!
Arrgghhhh!
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if tues is the day of mars,does that mean we have mars bars?
also,someone has stolen my arrows,for at least a week now.i thought maybe i hit something but apparently many people who use google chrome have this problem….i can either see the top or the bottom, but no middle…
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That might be the only thing that would make Tuesdays livable.
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i need to find out what a mars bar is. never had one.i know it’s not marz ipan
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It has almonds. I don’t see them around too much anymore.
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ah. that would be why i never had one.almonds.course allergic to chocolate when i was little too. 2 bads don’t make a good.. i had payday
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So you wouldn’t even be able to breathe if you ate one?
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i can’t hardly breathe now.i might fly to mars.i don’t know what almonds do.
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I can’t breathe because I crack myself up so much.
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yes , you crack me up toooo!
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I never say anything funny .
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i know you never do except always say everything funny
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you have such a low bar for funny then.
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nuh uh. i hardly laugh at anything..takes a lot to make me laugh.
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Seriously. Even Community makes you laugh.
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i just saw a community commercial on hule for the 600th time. i hate it;so stupid.
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which is why you laugh so hard when you see it.
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i turned the volume off, b/c i can’t listen to it one more time
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Thursday’s was awesome. They did a eulogy for Pierce.
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they should do a eulogy for the entire show.1st when you said thursday’s, i thought that was the name of a new restaurant
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Thursday’s episode. I will miss Pierce and Troy. Troy and Abed in the mourning.
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did pierce & troy die?that’s not funny when people die on a comedy.
mourning in the morning?
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Pierce died. Troy is going on a trip around the world.
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oh no pierce died. he’ll come back as his twin cousin one day.
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Probably not, but we could hope for that.
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i will hope for that too just as long as he doesn’t come back as that awful mel gibson again on law and order
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Ahh, Wednesdays … Women be shoppin’.
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See! Wednesday at least have that right?
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