Everyone seems to be so happy go lucky and fancy free. It is time to make a change. Let’s just tell everyone how we really feel! Let’s release some venom to the world! I would someday like to a 1-900 number that you can all call and whine about how your lives are miserable like mine! But of course, I can’t do that because I don’t have enough money to buy a 900 number. And that just makes me bitter. So I decided to write a blog about all my bitterness and do it for free. But now I’m bitter that no one is reading my blog. Aaargh!
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In the years since you wrote this first essay, your blog has become real popular. Which proves that the world is full of bitter people!
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My strategy is to just saturate the market with bitterness and hope that it sticks somewhere. So I guess it is finally working.
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So young, so bitter!
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Even way back then I had the bitter pretty nailed down.
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I noticed! :p Well at least you knew what your blog was from the start no?
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Si, Senorita.
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What a difference a year makes! Now tons of people are reading your blog and sharing bitterness.
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It took quite a while, though. As recently as October, almost no one was reading it.
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So you’re saying that the election the following month reflected a failure on the part of Americans, which led to hopelessness and increased bitterness, which led others to identify with your blog?
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I would say yes the election was kind of a prime time for people to be bitter and that brought about a resurgence in this country in bitterness and a place needed to be available for those people.
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Your new blog made me so happy I forgot that I was feeling bitter and wronged. How could you do it to me……..?!
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OMG! Can’t believe you really started this, when I feel bitter now I know where to go! LOL
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