For some reason, there is this mythological romantic, almost magical alure that the ocean holds over people. The rhythm of the waves, the peaceful sounds of the seagulls. The majesty of being one with ocean while surfing, and the quiet of the air, the sand getting in every nook and cranny, the uncertainty of what the heck is that? that isn’t sand? The sun pounding down on you through the water straight to your pale skin, burning it to a red, irritated, lava hot crisp. The wave that drags you under choking the life out of you only to bring you back up, so it can pull you back down and torture you to within a breath once more. The disgusting taste of a fishy dish with waaaay too much salt on it. By the way, whoever is in charge of the filtering of the ocean needs to be fired. That stuff is way too salty. Let us revel in the bitterness of the ocean and all other H2O’s as we present the Bitter Water Friday Giftures.
Do you know what is better than ocean water for spills…
Speaking of frozen…
Before we get back to the bitterness of warm water…
I nominate this guy…
And this guy….
Here’s some pool etiquette for you…
Speaking of waterslides…
Speaking of sharks…
And if you happen to run into one…
Speaking of sharks that fly majestically in the air…
And speaking of the best kind of transportation across the ocean…
Speaking of trending….
And last, speaking of things that will never happen…
Well, that was a lot of speaking of’s transitions today. So sorry you had to endure all of those. Like so so sorry. Can you feel the sorriness in my voice? Because it is so totally there. Just like I’m sure the ocean is so totally sorry for all the saltiness and the waves are so sorry they knocked you down. And like water is so totally sorry for spilling on your jeans in just the right space for someone to see you looking like you peed your pants. And like I’m so totally sorry I have to go now, because pizza.
ARRRRRGGGHHHHHH gurgle, gurgle, gurgle..
Bitter Waterlogged Ben
Don’t be so bitter nature turns sea water to rain drinking water for witch you survive. Or is survival what makes u bitter
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Yes, the bitterness comes from all the salt water that I can’t drink.
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The most powerful constant force that never fails is the rotation of the earth and the ocean that it manipulates .and by the way nature turns that bitter salty water in to the very water you so love to drink drink ,bathe in or drink from a bottle or tap. Rain its self so don’t be sad it can be changed naturally. So knock it its all you have to live from
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But why does it have to be so salty?
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This is so on point. Also I feel like that cat is us. And screw the ocean–who WILLINGLY WEARS A BATHING SUIT IN PUBLIC??
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Yep that cat is both pissed about the water not entering its mouth, but not willing to do anything to change it. Perfectly describes us.
Right? Why would I go onto a crowded public beach with salty water, when I could have some rich guy let me watch his private pool in his beach house with no one around.
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YOU. GET. IT.
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I’ll have you know that I will be bitterly roller skating this weekend with my daughter and friend. Something about your gif of the ice skater made me think fondly anticipating this bit of loveliness.
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And I’ll have you know that I will be laughing bitterly thinking about how you and your daughter and your friend were accidentally sent back to the past Austin Power’s in Goldmember style and are roller skating with all those fly rollerskaters and probably falling down a lot.
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Oh gosh, the picture is etched upon my mind.
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Me laughing? Yeah, it’s pretty maniacal.
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