I just don’t feel like doing anything today. Do you blame me? I’ve been expending a lot of energy putting my bitterness on display, and today feels like one of those Fridays where I take a head vacation, where it looks like I am concentrating really hard on something on my computer screen, but really my eyeballs are just hiding stealthily behind my eyelids. My chair melts slowly and lazily into a lounge chair, the loud, rattling air conditioning shifts to a warm ocean breeze, the harsh glow of the computer screen becomes a soft, warm sunbeam that peaks through the palm tree above. Nope that isn’t a palm tree, but the boss, lording over the florescent lights. If only I wasn’t snoring… Hey at least when I’m in the bosses office I’m not working. And when the lecture starts I can just zone out and pretend that I am surfing….
I’m feeling so lazy….
I think…
Let’s just stick it in drive…
I’m too lazy…
I’m tired of this hula hooping…
I’m tired of riding this motorcycle…
I’m gonna casually sneak up on this lizard…
Oh wow, look it’s a bull…
Let’s go for a bike ride…
I’m getting really tired of bowling…
This stupid ball is going down…
Now, it’s time to chill, listen to some music…
Alright, I’m gonna finish this thing stro……
ARRRRRGGGGHHHH
Bitter Too Lazy Ben
Your posts are the best anti-monday pills ever!
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Too bad I never write anything on Mondays. I am too bitter to write then. Or every other day for that matter.
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Bitterly good description of you, lol. 🙂
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Every single day!
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Go home, make poor diet choices for dinner, and just hibernate all weekend. Works for me every time.
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I always make poor choices, so now I just need some chips and salsa.
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I thought I was tired, too, but that basketball gif was pretty arousing. Sweet moves.
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I think the slip and slide makes it all worth it.
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So how is this day different from any other of your days?
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It’s not different at all. Just another bitter day in paradise.
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LOL Do you give seminars on how to do that? The headspace thing, that is… 😉 Happy Friday!
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Of course I do. I have a whole school of Bitterness you need to check out. You could even earn a degree, that would give you absolutely no experience to bitter, other than all you money being taken. That would make you bitter.
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Gawd…..really one of my favorite blogs…..i love true bitterness and all its trimmings 🙂
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It’s like Thanksgiving around here. Who is the turkey? That’s right. It’s me.
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#6 I went to school with that dude.
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Did he have had a crush on you? He was probably jealous of your cooking/food criticing.
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I got tired just by looking at this…. yawns……….. crazy dreams and crazy ideas…………
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Well maybe you can come up with some great ideas from those dreams and forward them to me and let me steal them.
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Maybe : P
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Thanks, sounds good.
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